Seeing Ryan Grim not understanding how consent works makes me think of this image from one of my kids' coloring books. I subtitled it: Qui-gon teaches Jar Jar about consent.

The BBC is on the clock. How long will it take them to run the article this time?

"I need my glute massaged" "Ill come right over" "No, I don't want you to come over" *Gets in car and comes over anyway* Ryan Grim: SEE! SEE!

Timeline magic

This is a quality post

As a father of 4 I always find it amusing that I ALWAYS have more children than the people in these articles. And my wife and I are not "natalist" weirdos.

COMMUNISM IS GOOD NOW!

Alexis Lalas. Making Clay Travis look like the caring, compassionate guy.

The missles have Hello Kitty wearing a burka painted in the side them. That's how you can tell.

BBC News literally sent a breaking news alert out to anyone with their app on their phones when Biden did this

Since Spain is part of the EU, uhhh what?

Photo of today's newspaper lying on top of a "sleeping" McConnell good enough?

@jaketapper.bsky.social any concerns here?

One of the first things Facebook’s algorithm showed me today was this propaganda post by Patriot Front. It’s not just that FB is platforming fascists. They are algorithmically PROMOTING and amplifying them.

For when you want to know what the future holds but you're also really horny.

"By consuming the man, you absorb his essense"

Oh my God! I just realized there's a non-zero chance RFK Jr might eat Mitch McConnell.

Totally off the point, but I was scrolling quickly and had to go back: "Wait, what's up with the Expos?"

BREAKING: Platner nominates Wild Cherry Pepsi to run in his stead.

I mean we have reports a US Senator had a heart attack at home and required Advanced Life Saving measures. No one has seen him since, but 3 days later his wife flew to China to meet with government officials Like 40 news outlets camped out on Brett Favre's lawn back in the day Where is the press?

Well, at least it was only Platner who was problematic. Now to take a big sip of water before I look at some more skeets...

I just filled out the form in my own words, because we MUST take a stand against these partisan attacks on science. I urge everyone who follows me here to do the same. If you love science, then please help us protect it. I attached a screenshot of what I wrote. 🧪 🔭

It's on

Whatever the ICE guy says, its 100% a lie. All of them, always, every time. We've been through this like 20 times now and every single time they were lying about everything.

Still, always, and forever the worst Krassenstein brother.

LOL The group chat can never fail.

Every day is "Remember the Maine" day at the NY Times except when its the one special boy from Maine.

We're building a list of every prominent Republican credibly accused of an election crime since 2000 with over 100 added so far.

I am very proud of this piece, mostly because of the number of SA survivors who have reached out about it. started it eight months ago and finished it in a 12-hr all nighter last night fueled by rage at comment sections 🫠 open.substack.com/pub/cohen489...

This place has the juice.

What the fuck are you doing here, pal?

JFC

This is fine. They won, they get to do this.

Just the dumbest motherfucker ever

No.

IT'S UP! An article about the rain-soaked disaster that was July 4th in Washington DC this year, including all the videos I couldn't upload of the sad and angry crowds, plus details that didn['t make the thread. Please check it out if you would like to!

I told my girl Hilary Knight I would make sure ALL the women get to go to the ESPYs. Imma take care of all travel glam wardrobe. But if any companies want to support,,, here’s another chance to Do The Right Thing 👍🏾

Stumbled onto this digging for joke material and feel a desperate need to show it to people: www.local10.com/news/politic...

Guys it's disappointing, but I was there in France in 1998 when a 2-1 result for Jamaica over Japan meant we finished in dead last. But no one expected much from us in 98. We were expecting more now. So the disappointment might be greater, but believe me--we've been much lower.

Forget Trump, fucking Ted Cruz is undefeated in cursing teams.

The Trump touch

It's a house of horrors in here tonight

This was TODAY, Kevin

They found her! Thanks y'all for spreading the word.

For the love of God, the replies are a festering sea of assholes.

Everybody who is always up Schumer's ass about the quality of his statements: What do you think of this festering shit sandwich? Gotta get some "corporate servitude" bullshit in here. Can't just go "sexual assaulters are bad". Guess he's running late for his play date with Piker.

Shut up, dingus