If you are called for jury duty you have the power to stand up to the government like this on behalf of your fellow citizens. Don't avoid it; do your civic duty like these people did.

So a hero? Just maybe not the hero you expected.

That Riley Gaines grift is what gets you the cheddar!

Fast announcer voice *Tusken women and children figures sold separately*

He was going to check if he had the ratchet straps to deliver the carcass to a park later.

NYT: A Trump Administration staffer collapsing during a press conference leaves a lot of questions about Joe Biden's health.

Vaxxed?

What a bunch of fucking weirdos

Know what? Good for him.

Add Vulcan Materials to the list of people complaining in 4 weeks that they haven't been paid.

Fuck you. That wasn't the promise.

ADL not building any "monitoring program" for these chuds, are they?

Again, not a single one of the Founders ever thought there would be a need to have a contingency for: - What if the Legislative Branch wanted the President to be King? They just assumed the "Definition of Treason" in Article III, Section 3 had that covered. Bad news, Mr. Madison

I wouldnt have considered buying this, then I saw Riker has a trombone. You bastards at Lego know exactly what button to push.

As an engineer, I've had multiple employees throughout my career. My team was at the height of our abilities/power when of the 7 of us, I was the only dude. So, to answer Doofhat's stupid question: No....oh, and fuck off, loser.

Chicks, Amirite?

...but I'll keep voting with them, Massie added

VELOCIPASTOR!

He gonna try this defense again?

Residents of Yazoo City, Mississippi, are being ordered to shelter in place after an ammonia plant exploded at C.F. Industries, which produces nitrogen products, including ammonia and fertilizer. Some residents and businesses were ordered to evacuate, including a nearby Walmart.

RETVRN

40 Billion to buy an election for Elon Musk's bestie, but our service members are fucked over? Ladies and Gentlemen: The Republican Party!

Hey gang, has anybody heard from @torriangrey? Thought about Mommy Milky today. And just really hoping that dude is doing ok.

The State Department of Niger getting the US Ambassador on the phone: We are not Nigeria! You gotta tell them, we are not Nigeria!

No more whiny, entitled bitches than Americans. I spent time in Nicaragua and when people telk you stories of relatives being murdered because they said "Dammit. Ill do it, I'll run for office" and the opposition party wanted to make sure no one else got that idea, you want to punch non-voters here

SV douchebros: Socialism for me, but not for thee

This point is dead-on but we are NOT calling it that

The good news keeps rolling in

Homeland Security is posting on Facebook that the woman fled a traffic pursuit and ran into the center. They are claiming she does not work there.

This would be so funny

Fuck you. That wasn't the promise.

Good thing you studied the blade then, Jimmy.

Uh-oh, one of the Republicans is appearing to still have almost human qualities. The others will need to get him back in line.

Politico hardest hit. There goes a "Dems say" source for them.

Every time she comes up, I remind you all that Pamela Paul killed a pro trans paragraph in a review I wrote for the New York Times, lied about it in the press, then when I confronted her with receipts, said “Let’s keep this to ourselves.”

No WE don't. YOU do because you're a racist grifter who would set his own children on fire in a livestream if you thought it would get you clicks.

I swore an oath to the Constitution in service to the American people. I come to work each day in a green-and-gray uniform with a gold-plated badge pinned over my heart. I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

What year is it, grandpa?

I anticipate my wife and Gisele Bundchen finally agreeing to three-way. I put this at the same odds of actually happening.

Most underrated Miami Neighborhoood? Little Transvaal

Guiluani's hair dye melts steel beams

Is this the warrior mindset? Go beg the Germans for food.

Do you guys know that virtually every R Rep-Senator has posted about Dems "shutting down the gubmint to give da illegals da free healthcare" every single day for over a month? In case y'all don't know the bullshit information environment meemaw and peepaw are stewing in over there.

Any word if all the Rs clutching their pearls about VA's AG Reddit posts have said about this? www.rawstory.com/lindsey-grah...

Why doesn't he just use his immunity challenge amulet?

Most corrupt sports organization on the planet (try harder, IOC) about to issue the C Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence to the most corrupt President in history (finally sleep in peace, Harding) sure is a thing.

It's literally All Trump talks about. The official White House Facebook page posts at least once a week about how much revenue the tariffs have raised.

Did they print that on 3 8.5×11 pages using Print Shop? Wow, 12-year old me thinks they should have added some Wingdings. Anyway, my Mom is taking me to see Ghostbusters in the theater tomorrow.