Turgid Jacobian
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I like a lot of things. Other things, less.
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April Glick Pulito
about 13 hours ago
goes so hard.
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This administration refuses to stop acting like Russia
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about 14 hours ago
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Otter pops
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1 day ago
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Fighting a cold off and it sucks. I've had to sneeze more or less continuously for two days. I have sneezed, but with little to no relief. How do allergy sufferers live?
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OBAMA CHOOSING A PASTORALIST LIFESTYLE: uhh... let me herd steer.
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3 days ago
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Michelle Bruton
5 days ago
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Womenâs Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGAâs photofinish camera đ
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Oh, very cool! eldest got a "likely letter" from the other very nice in state school to which he applied.
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250th themed dinner (approx)
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Jason Karsh
5 days ago
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Holy cow, the US Women's hockey team is murderous.
7 days ago
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Who's up taming their shrews?
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7 days ago
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Watching S2 of Cross on Netflix. They just had a chase of bad guys and put a radio call out for all units near "Buck's Feed and Seed." Intentional homage? .
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Douglas Reyes-Ceron
8 days ago
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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Tim Dickinson
9 days ago
"I never want to see a child run away from our own government ever again"
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Bill Kristol
9 days ago
Shouldnât Senate Dems introduce legislation providing full funding TSA, Coast Guard, FEMA, etc.âand no new funding for ICE and CBP? Seems like pretty good ground to fight on. Offer to come back and pass it Tuesday.
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Good ol pup
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Adam Steinbaugh
9 days ago
I have plumbed the depths of Legal Arguments that were not yet vetted and which you were probably saving to articulate.
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Ahh, but the strawberries! That's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic...
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9 days ago
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@jaketapper.bsky.social
what do we think, book time? Or do you need a couple of years to get it out?
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alexis simpson
10 days ago
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
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Fucking again?
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Kaye Ross
12 days ago
I drew a face on a paper plate. Who could even begin to understand how it perceives the world or what it dreams of?
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Saw a sign while picking up a breakfast item and soda at the minimart at work: "God has blessed this snack bar and all who enter." So I got that going for me.
12 days ago
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Good lord
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13 days ago
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Nicholas Slayton
13 days ago
1) arrest these guys for violating the order and 2) what the fuck
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Anti-Trumpism
13 days ago
1. Thomas Massey, Republican from Kentucky, just did an interview where he said, on camera, that the director of the FBI threatened to investigate one of his staffers for fraud if Massey did not stop pushing for the disclosure of the Epstein files.
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Margarita
14 days ago
In good news, a little one was born in UtahđŠ
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Zach Everson
13 days ago
New: Binance holds 87% of the Trump family's stablecoinâ$4.7 billionâa higher concentration than any other major stablecoin has at any single exchange. Its U.S. affiliate holds $1,119. me, for
@forbes.com
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Trump's Stablecoin USD1: Binance Holds 87% After Founder's Pardon
World Liberty Financial's founding document describes the company as "pioneering a new era of Decentralized Finance." Its flagship stablecoin is anything but.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacheverson/2026/02/09/trump-stablecoin-usd1-binance-holds-87-percent/
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15 days ago
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Man, I truly do not want to go to work tomorrow.
14 days ago
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Just started "The Tailsman," by Sir Walter Scott. So far, gotta say, it's pretty great
15 days ago
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Is that adjusted for inflation?"
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15 days ago
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Mike Schuster
16 days ago
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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CavsKermit
16 days ago
If Senate Republicans were loyal to the U.S., we wouldn't be reading about this in a U.K. publication, but it's the only way to get the information out now.
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Don Moynihan
16 days ago
Kash Patel, a podcaster selected because of his fierce loyalty to the President, told FBI agents not to investigate the details on Renee Good's shooting because it would contradict the President. Fact matter less than the King's opinion in a personalist regime.
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gg
16 days ago
this is beyond absurd
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Picture from my stoop.
16 days ago
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Walking home from train station, saw a fox running across a snowy lawn and into a little nearby wood. Very scenic here in NoVA.
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Birds Are Dinosaurs
16 days ago
The last time some got booed this bad at a ceremony, they were engaged to Prince Humperdinck
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Silly dog loves to lay on her dog bed and let her head flop down to the floor. She's always sleeping downhill.
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Heyo, eldest child has two extremely solid admits to big-ass and quite good engineering-focused schools, and just got a third to a SLAC with really excellent teaching rep. The last came with a really tasty scholarship offer, too!
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A woodwind instrument-maker's shop called Maslow's Hierarchy of Reeds
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19 days ago
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A title company called Maslow's Hierarchy of Deeds
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Paul Guinnessy
19 days ago
If you can't send an email to DHS asking them for decency in an asylum case without getting your email & house searched then are you truly in a democracy? Remember though, they are doing this because they are weak, not strong.
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Homeland Security is targeting Americans with this secretive legal weapon
Under Trump, the Department of Homeland Security has weaponized administrative subpoenas to attack free speech, according to privacy and civil rights groups.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2026/02/03/homeland-security-administrative-subpoena/?pwapi_token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWFzb24iOiJnaWZ0IiwibmJmIjoxNzcwMDk0ODAwLCJpc3MiOiJzdWJzY3JpcHRpb25zIiwiZXhwIjoxNzcxNDc3MTk5LCJpYXQiOjE3NzAwOTQ4MDAsImp0aSI6ImE2ODQ4N2NkLTU0MzMtNDYyZS1hZjA5LTc3MDY3NjEyN2IxMCIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lndhc2hpbmd0b25wb3N0LmNvbS9pbnZlc3RpZ2F0aW9ucy8yMDI2LzAyLzAzL2hvbWVsYW5kLXNlY3VyaXR5LWFkbWluaXN0cmF0aXZlLXN1YnBvZW5hLyJ9.HzJRlgCq2m7-N8dwwkHYNefHCdYoEC1TqpGA2p3KiM4&utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
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"The look she bestowed upon him would have stuck six inches out the back of a more sensitive man."
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Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here? Mine: fish & ores, general stores, and who the fuck knows x 2.
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20 days ago
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This tracks entirely based on my experience of a significant fraction of the people there.
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daniel sieradski
22 days ago
this guy was also an economic advisor to george w. bush, john mccain, and mitt romney, which helps illustrate that the rot is not just within maga but runs deep throughout the republican party
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