37% done

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Pretty evening

Vaccine from yesterday still dragging me down something fierce today

every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act

Getting my shingles vax, whee!

The humidity is high

Amaze, amaze, amaze, indeed

Okay, I'm not sure I can make it through Project Hail Mary. I'm going to be so sad.

NYC is the FIFA of America - Eric Adams

The mother sauces of America

AAAAH @acerbicotter.bsky.social !!!

excuse me but are you aware of Lennu, the Finnish president's dog...

Take off Wes. Put on Aaronson

Spicy shot from Sebastian was nice

They decided we were unsound, and decided to prove it 🤦‍♂️

Wes has like 2 degrees extra deviation and 1/10 s general delay today

The last time we lost to Belgium in the WCF, it at least felt a little fun. Could you please look into that, Poch?

Forwards and midfield are disconnected. Midfield and defenders are too. Pretty shitty. Get into the locker room and go back to playing with dominant foot.

Fugly play from US

What

👎

Woof, USA

Man, I feel like poop. Entirely inauspicious time to get sick, so I really hope that's not on the docket.

Minimum wage job: 12 hours of delicate, finicky, painful hard work Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is

11 minutes 😂

Concacaf for everyone

Double fucking boo

Boo

Whoa

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

The exact same play resulting in no punishment to Messi was going to be almost impossible to justify.

Huh. Literal wire fraud.

Florida folks: If you have O- blood and are of African or African American descent, OneBlood is searching for donors who have a rare antigen that matches with a teenager with sickle cell disease who needs 50 units of blood so she can have a bone marrow transplant.

1 Trillion degree dog

Imagine rotor wash from Apaches synchronizing pressure waves upon your chest to the beating of a heart elevated by spectacle as you imbibe the vapor of petrol. On that day, at that track, the world is perfect. You are the most powerful thing that has ever existed. You are an American in 1992. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

We're still innovating.

"No, kids, we have ice cubes at home!"

I would kill or die for Larry

BLUE SHARKS!!

So this show "Best Medicine" is just "Doc Martin" in New England, right

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

Dog did not want to go even on a 1/4 mile long walk. Can't blame her.

More like Heat Dumb, am I right?

19 minutes into your 10 minute stoppage time, the game ends