gonna be a very normal reaction to this joke no doubt

feels like my midwestern fall allergies & asthma decided to turn it up to 11 today 😮‍💨🤒🥴

impossible to know if this was Kristi or Corey, better fire them both to protect yourself President Trump

prob wise not to listen to posters who get a confused look on their face when you ask them what their end game is

PavlovTok

🚨 reminder that Pocket supposedly goes dark for good in a couple days so last chance to migrate your saved article library to Instapaper instapaper.com/pocket

70+ new additions bsky.app/profile/did:...

lost to Harvey Dent’s wedding singer cousin

what is going on, do NFL announcers doing a supertroopers bet on saying 'carom' this season or what?!?

Looks like ICE to me. Unfortunately there’s no way to tell because of the mask. Oh well.

don't sleep on Quasimodo Herbstreit, secret ND fan

Kyle Shanahan dialing up a sneak for banged up Mac Jones

so true bestie

the replies to this extremely anodyne statement provide a target rich environment for your block/mute lists 😑

Do you remember the outrage when Lizzo played The Sacred Flute?

Obviously the biggest reason this works is because Trump is indeed acting like a Mad King! But if I am right about Pritzker's approach, what he's trying to do is get people who previously dismissed the idea that Trump is a threat to the Republic to *reconsider w/out admitting they were wrong.*

Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it

a good thread about making our social infrastructure resilient to fascism:

Doctors out there: if Leavitt is ever brought into your ER in critical condition, make sure you check her papers and maybe with a lawyer before treating her. It’s what she wants, after all.

Important to remember that stories about children killed by vaccine-preventable diseases when they're too young to be vaccinated are, beneath that, stories about the loss of herd immunity. This baby caught whooping cough from somebody. That somebody was probably old enough to be vaccinated.

Trump 🤝 AlderFish always chickening out

glad we’re all discovering CrabSmack just in time to go big headlining our national crab boil when it finally happens

80% of this site to Dems

gonna have to look this up, unsure about a few of these definitions

i feel like im going crazy bc housing prices are crushing me and every day i wake up and see the political convo being "is cantaloupe is woke?" "did TGIF change its logo?" "are we renaming new mexico to new america?"

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

this is an especially good thing to hammer because it wedges the WH away from congressional Republicans

If you are following the story of The Pentagon's new policy, nicknamed, "you must check with us before you dream of doing any journalism," you may enjoy this update from @status.news

Jane Goodall is survived by one son. Paternity testing has revealed he shares 98% of his DNA with a chimpanzee.

If Miller was a true practitioner of their self proclaimed warrior ethos, he would challenge the “gangbanger” to single combat.

But also we’re terrified of the subway

Ever give a speech so bad The NYT runs a callout asking generals and admirals if they’re quitting? Pete Hegseth has.

this is basically portland's version of a haka

the pope remains Catholic.

very odd how the media has lost their obsession with grocery costs & inflation every since the election ended…

[taps my sign]

If they claim they haven't heard the quote, play it for them and ask for a response. If they claim it's being taken out of context, play a longer version and ask for a response. If they try to sidestep the issue, play it over again and ask for a response.

can’t say I've ever asked an entire waiting room for their papers JD, but maybe things were different at Yale & Silicon Valley

so I guess our national moment of civility is over?

any thoughts on living with admin officials who have this attitude towards law enforcement & due process @ezraklein.bsky.social? what about when they have a clear track record of lawlessness & retaliation? Is this doing politics "the right way"?

our Shakedowner-In-Chief is at it again

me seeing literally anything on the news these days

they nailed this

very odd how the media has lost their obsession with grocery costs & inflation every since the election ended…

There is money for emperor Trump’s ballroom but no money for jobs or healthcare. Great optics you got there, K!

this needs to happen @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov, give shutdown feds a chance to display all the creative energy the GOP has decided to piss away

oh they're building him a mechsuit in there