“Fuck it we’ll do it reanimated”

I'm in this boat. Was against Biden in the primary, viewed him as a stick in the mud. The level of miracles he was able to make happen turned me into more of an optimist about how government can work and how the Democrats can govern. Even now that has not changed.

Putting these people into blue districts isn’t even fucking them over. It’s this:

That’s right

🪦😭

Take a gander at that!

Fowl ball

It bears repeating that historically, the #1 thing that keeps people alive in hard times and disasters is “the ability to play well with others”

a thoughtful argument w/ the ultra rare Indiana GOP kudos*

The AI bubble is like the dotcom bubble: It’s not that the Internet was some useless passing fad; it’s that a lot of money got poured into absolute horseshit before people started figuring out where the actual value was.

celebrate all the small victories

Gas prices are at their highest level since the pandemic. Inflation is surging. Grocery prices are near record highs. Housing costs are through the roof. Does that sound like a golden age to you?

I didn’t think New Yorkers could hate him even more but insulting bodegas might do it

You can have a happy ending in which the Minions finally discover there's a level of evil even *they* get fucking spooked by and wind up, by some bizarre misadventure, in the town of Yorba Linda, California. There, they form a fast friendship with a poor Quaker boy.

You could make a really fucking grim black comedy, and a really fucking funny one, in which Stalin, Hitler, Beria, and Mussolini all audition for their loyalty. Somehow I doubt that's going to be what they go with.

in this era of rampant corruption it’s silly to let norms & decorum get in the way of my lifelong dream of a FIFA Peace Prize so it’s time to toot my own horn a bit by nominating myself for a CCC. long overdue in this account’s opinion bsky.app/profile/acal...

“Fuck it we’ll do it reanimated”

the Glass Cliff is real

She is awful and should be fired but man that is three women out of the Cabinet and not a single guy

it’s called Uvalding and it is the latest in technology-assisted cowardice

Correlation doesn't equal causation, but the fact that all the Gaza fundraiser hacker spam disappeared more or less simultaneously alongside Molly Shah deleting her account sure does raise my eyebrows a bit.

No no I definitely think its a specific hatred of AI on the merits and not antisocial personality disorder

never too late to become a better version of yourself Mr. President 🫡

Cool and crazy graphic, LeBron most minutes now by a couple thousand and still going after passing Kareem who held the top for almost 40 years.

America First?

Quite literally Nazi propaganda.

“Reverse emails,” Jared Kushner corruption edition He also holds no Senate-confirmed Cabinet or senior government position & employing family as White House advisers violates every norm ever, but this, too, has been erased from the headlines. After years of HUNTER BIDEN, it’s shameful.

Someone is in trouble for allowing a tiny ray of honesty to escape from the Trump admin’s dark web of lies.

Crazy? Would a crazy guy do this?!?

Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

Pennsylvania's auditor general, a Republican, audited 210,000+ new voter registrations under Gov. Shapiro's new motor voter system to see if noncitizens were registering to vote. They found one. One. And that was because a PennDOT staffer erred. It was fixed before the driver left the office.

the contents & complexion of this message suggest a presidential crashout may be coming soon 👀

no relation. saved you a click

We’re defending Western Civilization by kicking Plato and Shakespeare out of university classes.

starting to think this guy might not be totally on the level

I tried to post a non-banger :(

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?

TIRED: "run government like a business" WIRED: "run govt like a business that has to serve every single customer regardless of profitability and half of whose executives are actively trying to sabotage it 24/7" not so easy now huh!

intelligent design my ass

the bloob god demands a bloob sacrifice

Trump: "the second round of talks were so incredibly one sided, no one has ever negotiated better"

"Sucks to suck, sorry"

I think you have to be drunk to use logic this poorly

is the DEA aware Silicon Valley exists?

"No. They know why."

a legendary working relationship