Well, that should quiet the chatter around James Franklin

Holy shit what a brutal break for Penn State

Me, age 10: teams should draft the cool players I see on TV every analyst the last twenty years: draft prep is incredibly complex. it's more art than science; you can give your life to it and still miss Super Bowl Champion Howie Roseman: okay idiots! Time to draft the cool players I see on TV

Just get in the tournament

Watching the US get absolutely fucking worked on their home course in the Ryder Cup

I think what haunts me about “I woke up feeling the cheesiest, Coach” is that it necessarily means the wheels of cheese need sleep

So much fun seeing Europe dogwalk these fools

Out at lunch with my gf and she goes “oh my that man is about to have a heart attack he can’t keep yelling like that”. I look up and it’s Pat Narduzzi

PALACE!!!!

At some point we have to tell these people they are fucking idiots and shouldn’t be trusted with another human life. Blame Kennedy all you want. We are a country filled with empty headed fucking morons

Buzz buzz, Brentford 🐝 🐝 🐝

Last half hour or so of Django is so fucking good. Cathartic

Woooo buddy Europe is annihilating the US right now at the Ryder Cup

Just the most embarrassing people alive. I’m ashamed I have to share space with these assholes. Oh and your boy’s never coming back

Just get in the tournament

European soccer body UEFA is moving toward a vote to suspend its member federation Israel over the war in Gaza, people familiar with the proposal told The Associated Press.

THANK YOU. You can get mad at CNN and NYT headlines, get mad at polls, whatever. People are FUCKING STUPID. Millions and millions of people are functionally illiterate

It's really important to keep in mind that most of our issues as a society come down to most people just not being very smart.

June: hey this Mets team might be special September: hunched over at a bar watching fucking pirates-reds

Edmundo Sosa 3 HR game like we all expected

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

After watching Alien Earth I didn’t realize how messed up Peter Pan actually is

Easily one of the top 2 members of the Catholic clergy who famously supports Chicago area sports teams

Mike Gundy is the one who walks beyond the rows hahahah @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Gundy fired, Pearl gone, Bosa done for the year. Let’s keep the good vibes going!

Just get in the tournament

What in the ever loving fuck was that from Soto just now?

Just get in the tournament

Unc still got it

Congratulations to future Liberty coach Mike Gundy

Country filled with morons

Careful saying anything bad about Nick Bosa tearing his ACL may result in termination

Derrick Henry not being able to hang on to a football is so baffling

Source confirms 49ers star Nick Bosa suffered a season-ending torn ACL Sunday during San Francisco’s win over the Cardinals. Adam Schefter was on it first.

Canada, Australia, and the UK all recognized Palestine and Bruce Pearl just couldn’t take it anymore

BREAKING: Auburn coach Bruce Pearl is retiring, a source tells CBS Sports. It's the second straight offseason CBB has had a high-profile preseason retirement (Tony Bennett at UVa in '24.) Pearl, 65, is coming off his second F4 w/ the Tigers. His son, Steven, will be named the full-time head coach.

you know these dogs are ugly as hell

3rd episode of Task has Bruce’s Out in the Street. Five stars

We used to have it ALL

Cam Skattebo looks like he runs on Mountain Dew and Zyn

I know it smells crazy in the Cardinals stadium

Nick Bosa had to leave the game with an injury. Damn shame really

Maaaaan...get the fuck outta here Mets. Not a serious team. Embarrassing

The 3-0 Indianapolis Colts!!!! WHAT?!?!?!?!

Jonathan Taylor is incredible

Total ass, he was playing brilliantly

Danny Dimes is out here slinging and I'm so glad to be wrong about him so far

The Dodgers now lead the Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season, 1,288 wins to 1,287 wins (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports) This is the first time the Dodgers lead the Giants all-time head-to-head since after a game on August 8, 1896, when they led 49-48 BASE BALL

Home from work, got a giant bowl packed, and a cold beer. And now just waiting for @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife