Once again, I'm reminded that Jason Biggs has aged far better than I.

He's gonna make everyone buy a commemorative pillow.

PETE DAVIDSON'S DAD WAS KILLED IN 9/11!? And he's still doing that fucking comedy festival? People are broken.

Former Bears cornerback Charles “Peanut” Tillman decided to leave the FBI in part because he didn’t believe in the agency’s role in enforcing immigration.

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the funniest goddamned thing almost happened.

I feel like I should make some pts: 1) if you saw me, you would never guess I run. 2) if you know me, you know I run all the time. Slowly. 3) if you can't run, move as much as you can as often as you can. 4) lots of people think they hate running. I hate running. I *LOVE* being done w/my runs.

Thrilled that the ND/Ark game is a nooner so we can just get that over and done with. Hell, I'll be at a huge XC meet in the morning and might not make it home before the game ends!

The NFL should have been excited to get the exposure Taylor would provide them.

DHS says the ICE officer who shoved the woman in New York yesterday has been relieved of his duties and his conduct unacceptable. Bit surprised as I’ve seen a lot of not too dissimilar videos of ice actions DHS has stood by.

Brain soap. www.youtube.com/watch?v=upPl...

It's funny, and I am sure I am unusual here, but if you share a long-form post or article, I'll read that. But you share a 2 minute video of someone being an asshole? Ain't no way I'm watching it. 20-30 seconds? I'll check it out. 2 min? Not watching any of it. Fuck that. I don't have that time.

Love to dick-stomp our own economy.

Running. I know this post is a joke, but just in case someone needs to see it, the answer is literally running. We're built to run. It's dumb and annoying, but it's what we're built to do. And not doing it fucks us up. Sorry.

I'm probably just an old, but the Meta AI Vibes thing feels stupid.

Siri, convert the soy beans to electricity.

I hate to admit it, but indicting who they did is kind of clever because it's plainly wrong, but holy shit will it be hard to gin up energy about seeing that guy suffer.

Do.... Do college kids need boner pills now? Is it the micro plastics?

The Ryder Cup, at Bethpage, and I just have no juice for it.

Ok. It picks up btwn e2 and 3. But I'm going to bed.

This AI Slop has got to stop.

Watching House of Guinness, which, this far, further solidifies Peeky Blinders as a miracle.

DEPARTMENT OF PUNTS

Did the Army game have the shortest halftime in history?

Brain Soap. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dzZ...

Hey, been meaning to discuss: That finale of Alien Earth kinda sucked, huh? Stuck fewer landings than the ship in episode 1.

Has the Dem leadership said they'll pass a budget if it includes a rider to release the Epstein Files?

Your VP can't fuck a couch if there are no couches...

Good lord, this game might be over.

Man, Army really needs to get those Confederate portraits out of the buildings.

"Mr. President, sir, we need to find a way to make home ownership more affordable!" "I got an idea."

Welp. Wayfair is fucked.

Is Ivermectin made from Soy?

So... these people just bought up all the world's stock of this stuff for like pennies and are trying to make millions, right?

cracking up that the guy who caught the 60th home run was like hey neat and just handed it off to a kid and went on his way

Holy shit he fuckin did it!!! Sandro Dias fuckin did it!!!

That's a typo and I'm not fixing it.

Terrible news: We have to not actively hate Shame Gillis now. www.reddit.com/r/popculture...

ya, i don't know if i've ever seen a better display of how hard these dudes throw. that bat got ejected parallel to the ground good god.

This is pretty insane. Their website is now entirely down. This is "cease operations" the the max. They has just announced that they were closing the one in Newark, DE - literally the original location. Probably should have been a huge red flag.

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this is just depraved

Something about this doesn't _look_ like a Netflix movie, which can only be a good sign. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wpw...

This country has devolved into one giant grift. The head of it is on 12,000 grifts, and everyone under him is just following the lead.

I just remembered that ICE agents don't get paid while the government is shut down but still have to work. They usually get made whole after the shutdown, but LOL. Hahahahahaha.

Ok, e1 of The Lowdown is great.

He spends the entire time just pissing her off and never letting her get what she wants?