So... My entire day involved a multimeter. How's your Sunday going?

Never, ever doing a cruise. I was only afraid of norovirus!

BTW, if you have kids, be prepared for an absolute speeding bus of emotions when you see them & their friends you've now known for at least 12 years all dressed up, doing the last big social event before they all head off across the country for college. Yikes. Choked up multiple times this weekend.

All of suburban Maryland rejoices.

The girls have all left...

Golf

Catastrophizing Cookies

OW That floor burn. OWWWWWW

Oh. Oh my God. Sweet Jesus. www.reddit.com/r/food/s/P3l...

They all just got on the limo bus to get photos in DC...

My favorite hypocrisy is Maine folk complaining about immigrants and then always massively over pronouncing "crepes."

I'm sure all these major music acts cancelling shows, reducing your dates, etc... aren't an economic indicator at all.

Apparently my 17yo's new version of "I have a project due tomorrow" is "At 11pm tell Dad all the girls are coming over tomorrow at 10:30 to get ready for prom."

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— Andor Justified Band of Brothers The Americans Fringe The Simpsons Deadwood Cheers Lost Breaking Bad Game of Thrones The Wire Sherlock Man in the High Castle Quantum Leap

Always thought it macabre to call an airline "Spirit" anyway.

Would hate to be on one of their red eyes when that happens.

How low can he go? Here’s a reference point: 27% of Illinois voters picked Alan Keyes over Barack Obama in their 2004 race for U.S. Senate.

Got all excited that they were FINALLY adapting the Atari game to a movie, and was SO disappointed by the trailer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEan...

They should all be forced to re-qualify for their tour cards. I bet 9/10 of them can't.

Along this, I ordered a Neo for my kid for college 2 weeks ago and it just hit the bank account b/c it's taking a month to fulfill. Keep that in mind if you're gonna get your kid a mac for school.

Decided since I'm a married, middle age, white, cis-het dude who is pretty mid, I'm also just going to be a crank and demand everything go back to when gas was $0.90/gal and I had abs.

3 people on Bloomberg radio discussing why they don't understand why Desalination is so hard. None of them can pronounce "desalination."

Potomac, Germantown, Bethesda

Literally the perfect Final Jeopardy question happened tonight

First ep of Man on Fire is pretty strong.

So I always knew my mom's side was an easy to follow lineage from one of the "Salem Witches." Tonight I just learned that part of that same tree involves an absolute fucking lunatic of a soldier who managed to fight in King George's War, the French-Indian War, and the American Revolution.

I really gotta go visit that country though.

Uh, yeah, after the Olympics Hockey stuff, I'm probably not gonna root for the USA to win something until we stop behaving like a dipshit nation.

I'm watching the Detective Hole story. It's so fucking hilariously absurd. The Norwegians are insane.

Not gonna see it, but I bet Ben Kingsley's character doesn't last more than the first 10 minutes that that Deep Water movie.

No, really why do they keep having the president take cognitive exams, and who are they?

Sorry everyone's dad sucked. Mine's pretty great. Flaw. Human. But great.

All this AI and still nothing will go around and pick up all the sports water bottles left around the house.

Live GasBuddy data shows the national average has just hit $4.35/gal, and it will continue rising through the day.

The problem with the internet is you have to share it with young men.

he is just man Aella

Nobody likes their health insurance. They just haven't had to use it yet.

Given what has happened relatively recently, is this her threatening to kill people at Aetna?

JFC, The Boys, STOP PREDICTING EVERYTHING

Trying to re-watch The Last Jedi. There are so many interesting ideas in it all glued together by mess.

Lime Canker Sore

Bogonia is on Netflix now, and I highly recommend. VERY weird, but 2 excellent performances.

Chicago/Midwest diesel now ABOVE the West Coast- $208 per barrel for ULSD... the market is completely unhinged.

chills all over again folks- I just spotted Chicago ULSD wholesale prices- up 73 CENTS/gal. Diesel in MI/IN/OH/IL/WI could get close to or soon exceed $6/gal- NEW RECORDS will be set.

No way you could get me to admit I hate him. I am getting my ass on any jury to fuck with him.

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsiepop?

It IS a little terrifying what my mood does when I'm so busy that I don't look at the Internet all day.