Well, y'all refuse to wear masks because the government isn't making you wear masks. So, here we go again. Good luck, losers.

My new security guard, still in training 🐰

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

This is AWFUL. "SAFE Alliance conducts around 90 percent of the area’s forensic exams." They offer these exams outside of a hospital setting. They have a ton of resources to help survivors during and after their exams. Wow, this has thrown me. cbsaustin.com/news/local/s...

He wants people in debt to their eyeballs so they’ll take shit sandwich jobs to never catch up on the debt. No different from a loan shark who keeps upping the vig.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Looks mad

‘Dispute’, a quite impressive real picture captured by Polish photographer Jacek Stankiewicz, featuring two birds embroiled in what appears to be an animated argument. Original post

become ungovernable

Kids having access to a range of stories helps them build healthy identities and relationships. Queer kids especially are missing out on this, because our stories are what get flagged as dirty and inappropriate.

Sometimes I want a cat so much that it hurts #allergies #landlord

when ur on a walk and there's a dog

the question you have to ask yourself is: how do we fix this with more pork buns?

Every journalist on earth is just a foot soldier in a weird psychosexual argument between six rich people at an orgy.

Kennedy's goal here is consistent with all of his other policies aimed at undermining proven health interventions: he believes the people who benefit from them are defective and he wants them culled from the population. It's comic book villain logic, specifically Viltrumite logic.

reminder that if there's a mom in your life who should get something special on sunday, the window to order something is closing

It's not hoarding if it's books 🎨 Sue Macartney-Snape

I take venlafaxine every morning. Yes, it's an antidepressant. It is every bit as important as my HRT. I have major depressive disorder. My antidepressant is the treatment. There is no shame in needing an antidepressant. RFK Jr. is wrong. It's just like taking an antibiotic for an infection.

I take Lexapro. I have taken Lexapro for over two decades. The times that I have discontinued taking Lexapro have ended very badly for me. RFKJ is trying to kill millions of Americans like me. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/04/s...

Today, the day of the Met Gala, the unionized workers of the Met posted this image to their Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DX64ioYjecG/

Always love to be reminded of this. A lot of it was hand-stitched too. Really amazing, precise work. Women’s work is so often minimised and forgotten.

I love this. I also think it looks like if Lucy Westenra was in Jesus Christ Superstar. they aren't mutually exclusive.

Everything about this makes me mad. Everything about Madam X’s dress is subtle, suggestive, alluring. It borders scandalous while smirking at propriety. It is comfortable, and that makes it even more intimate. Bezos is wearing what can kindly be described as a Frederick’s of Hollywood cosplay.

Team MacKenzie

[sobbing Brando voice] look how they massacred my boy

It’s almost like this is how you do it without adding a “but” at the end

This is the beautiful Agami Heron of Costa Rica

(A contemptuous joke about a Four Seasons hospice that might get a sincere man tossed off a social media site platform was slated for this space. Discretion and politesse intervenes.) Instead, thoughts and prayers for America's mayor. And by this, of course, I refer to Fiorello LaGuardia.

it's funny that men are so into history but can't remember anything that you like or believe or said

1. ICE has not paid for detainee medical care for 7 MONTHS The termination of payments to providers has coincided with a MASSIVE SPIKE in detainee deaths. This is a health crisis and a moral crisis. Follow along for details. 🧵

Made a marinara. Now boiling two rostisserie chicken carcasses for stock, to add to rice, to supplement chicken tikka masala.

The opening band has taken the stage. Finish your cigarettes and hit the head

Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

I am full of grumbling about the enshittification of even SMALL LOCAL BUSINESSES - they don't have shareholders but they still don't care because nobody else does

Involuntarily "reparenting" minority children has a long history, including in our country. People like RFK Jr know that history is a long line of atrocities, which is why they're so adamant about prohibiting the teaching of it. They want to repeat it.

And with this I bid you adieu.

[hospital] SURGEON: [lowers mask] I'm sorry, we were unable to separate the art from the artist ME: are they S: yes, they’re still an asshole

A friend who worked in Albany once told me: “Liberals always think there’s some bureaucratic fix—independent commissions, etc—that will make democracy fair. But the GOP will ratfuck anything. The only thing that matters is to organize and take power.”

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation

It started with a tweet and now it’s a movement. @flavorflav.bsky.social has been a staunch supporter of women’s sports and Olympians for years, and now he’s organized SHE Weekend to celebrate women athletes for four straight days in Las Vegas. #BlackskyNews www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...

Well, I see it's Purity Test Day and we're doing the no-true-Scotsman dance

Cats breaking the news

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

Reuters: US APPEALS COURT TEMPORARILY BLOCKS MAIL-ORDER ACCESS TO ABORTION DRUG MIFEPRISTONE

Bring back the ancient knowledge