The buses already have chains on their tires. Salt trucks have been out. I did a shop for produce to counteract the holiday decadence (and yes, bread and milk). I am ready. Please don't let the power go out, God.

All the good @solomonmissouri.bsky.social threads contain "Let me tell you something" its just science

Hope? You think I don’t have hope? I have a drawer full of unmatched socks waiting like sailors’s wives on their other half to return!

They really did this to It's A Wonderful Life on Prime, so fuck these assholes, the headline is real

For anyone surprised by the Epstein thing, I'd like to remind you we never saw his tax returns either. Or an actual, full medical report.

OMG, Shaw-nae! I need to go to her restaurant so badly

Happy Christmas from under the missile toad

“Hey u Merry Xmas” - Every man who ever treated you like a piece of disposable flatware

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate!! Your reminder that you do not have to talk about politics with anyone today, you can simply enjoy a cozy time with family/friends/yourself

Finished this a little while ago, but finally got a picture of it. Polychromos colored pencil on Bristol vellum, 8”x10”.

The emergence of Craig and Susan, still trying to reach the ribbons on top of their Christmas present:

Am doing a duck breast tomorrow. @jcsimonds.bsky.social has provided me with breakfast. My lovely friend Mary has provided me with nibbles to get me to dinner. Duck breast, mashed potatoes, creamed spinach, cranberry sauce. Not sure I'll use the gravy boat, might do it buffet-style.

We always eat egg casserole for breakfast. White bread lined pan, scrambled eggs with browned tube sausage mixed in, topped with cheddar. Clam chowder for dinner. We also *always* open presents one at a time in a patient rotation and save stockings for the evening.

I am going to sleep late, have a massive cinnamon roll (per @jcsimonds), watch Stranger Things, and then make a duck breast/mashed potato/creamed spinach/cranberry sauce dinner. And then take a long, lovely bath, read a book, and go to sleep again.

Those people Steven Miller kidnapped had jobs and homes and loved ones. So don’t give us this “hahaha let them stay at your house,” you human stain, leave them in their OWN homes.

Did you spend your evening Christmas wrapping nuts for an aviary full of cockatoos or are you normal 🙃🎁🎄

Cats were domesticated about 10,000 years ago, when wild cats encountered the first human settlements and saw an opportunity to constantly be in the way

WQXR playing the Chipmunk Song is, I'm afraid, a bridge too far.

Education works when an instructor is an authority figure over a student. But when that person is just there to facilitate a $50,000+ experience and a signaling mechanism that traffics in decades old reputations, you no longer have a university--you have a summer camp/luxury resort.

OH JUST NOW??? YOU JUST FOUND THEM RIGHT NOW????

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

This is a prime example of White dialectics. Dorothy Fuldheim, she was a journalist and also suffered from “the first” nonsense. She was the first woman 👩 to anchor an American 🇺🇸 television news show. This is white dialectics at its finest.

LOL at Cory Booker putting the 60 Minutes story up on his YouTube channel. Paramount won't dare take it down youtu.be/jiehEMlNiCI?...

Maybe you weren’t being abandoned. Maybe you were being released.

this is a crime

So far by my reading the DoJ is protecting ALL the unprosecuted Epstein perpetrators. Fucking shameful.

Kedgeree for Christmas Eve dinner. Duck/potatoes/creamed spinach/cranberry sauce for Christmas dinner. #howtofeast

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

did a lot of people do a lot of really unspeakably disgusting, evil things? absolutely. but investigative files are full of weird fake tips and they released all of those on purpose to flood the zone so you’ll take the bait 500 times, start feeling foolish, and either go tinfoil hat or give up.

The emergence of Morris, who accidentally raised 95 cents shaking cobwebs out of a bell:

wendell berry QUESTIONNAIRE

The classic American "Zero-Tolerance" policy. Do nothing while your most vulnerable students are abused to the point where they feel they have no choice but to resort to physical retaliation. Then punish the victim under the guise of appearing impartial to avoid culpability.

I have enough Christmas cards left that I can add 6 people to my Christmas card list. To make the list, dm me telling me of a donation to one of the causes on my linktree, or your favorite animal rescue. (Can’t dm pics, we’re using the honor system here) US only because I am poor.

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

Bill said cut the shit and release it ALL!

biblically accurate snowman cookie

The 60 Minutes piece on the Trump Administration’s torture prison that Bari Weiss doesn’t want you to see has leaked.

@timnitgebru.bsky.social lays it out well here. For more from me and @alexhanna.bsky.social see thecon.ai and also our podcast Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000

Pennywise sitting down with Chotiner

One weekend from the Epstein redaction fiasco and it's not even trending. We just threw those girls on a pile on top of the Sandy Hook kids and kept it moving.

Sam Altman molested his sister; no one talks about this

‘Tis the Season Of food. When you reach a certain age, it's not about presents. The gifts you send? Food. The gifts you receive? Food. It's all food all the time. I can't eat that much food, but at least for the coming days, I have breakfast taken care of (thank you, Jacqueline), and a charcuterie…

Not everything is on the internet - this is from 2001, and frankly, the digitization backlog has only grown since then: newsbreaks.infotoday.com/NewsBreaks/J...

What once was largely limited to Stormfront and the fever swamps of the internet just a few years ago is now accepted discourse from the White House.

60 Minutes has fallen. It had a good run. RIP #60Minutes 1968-2025.

Well, they just figure with a few strike-outs of Sharpie we're going to forget shit ever happened, so this tracks

The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"

oh the CBS bosses went to dylan byers? then they are definitely lying.

i guess we should just all share the PBS FRONTLINE & PROPUBLICA documentary on CECOT youtu.be/Lku5h9xjrqc