Count on Apple to stay at the leading edge of making things thinner and lighter: in a new breakthrough, it appears to have made an entire show disappear. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i know you don't think you have it in you.... that's good that is your brain grasping the last threads of normalcy but last weekend i saw Trumps SS throw a 95 pound woman to the ground by her hair ... and went on their merry way kidnapping people you are not in what you believe yourself to be in

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

I have said this so many times over the last 10 years

very good i am glad you all came... a few words on our collective moment

Since there is an entire discourse going on about #GenAI.🧵 I feel compelled to share sone of the Black Women Data Scientists/Engineers that are in AI and fighting tooth & nail for #EthicalAI even at the cost of their jobs & livelihood. Nothing is ever just one sided. 1st up: Dr. Joy Buolamwini

l a e r s t' i t i h s oh

To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.

Reskeeting with alt text But yeah yall, don't try to compare yourself to the past you without taking into consideration that things have a absolutely changed in such drastic ways that the fact you are even surviving now is a triumph

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

Spotted on The Mall this morning 💀

A lot of traffic for a day that’s supposed to be the Rapture

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

We have a copper-bottom sauce pan that had somehow developed a bulge on the bottom and wouldn't sit level. So I hit it with a mallet. It's level now. Brought to you by the Sometimes You Just Have To Hit Things With A Mallet Foundation.

Everyone, I wanted to let you know about the sad news that despite everyone's best efforts Bluestockings will close at the end of the year: www.bluestockings.com - I want to thank every single person who sent books to them through my book drive [will share more later]. A tremendous loss to NYC.

Oh shit this has all been a misunderstanding based on a typo, the rapture isn't coming, the raptors are. *distant screeching* Hide!

After enacting the largest SNAP cuts in history, Trump is now scrapping the federal government's annual report on hunger in America. The utter cruelty of this regime knows no bounds.

He wears so many hats. People are saying the hats are theirs and he refuses to return them.

Tylenol does not cause autism but *not* taking Tylenol can cause women to be truly miserable during pregnancy so you can see why the GOP is so gung-ho about this line of argument.

*sees Disney dropped a Star Wars trailer today* *taps the sign*

Disney just posted a new Mandalorian and Grogu trailer on Instagram. They want to lure fans back into the fold after caving to fascism. Get in the comments and tell them zero dollars for Disney until they stand up for free speech.

I love NYC so much and I will never leave. Even if it means I’m clinging on by my fingernails on Staten Island.

I slept for 16 hours on Friday/Saturday. Reading The Long Walk did not help.

These folks have been protesting every week for 6 months.

The Lady Marmalade remake is stuck in my head

NFL star and noted activist Colin Kaepernick is paying for an independent second autopsy for a Mississippi college student who was found hanging from a tree.

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

They’re doing it on purpose. Suffering women are easier to control. See: all of history.

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

LLMs, or more specifically the way they’re sold as “intelligent” (and ultimately as ersatz humans) are the biggest grift in history

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

Just saw Waiting for Godot, and the way Alex and Keanu absolutely love each other cannot be contained by a Beckett play.

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

This is as crazy as it is stupid. Tylenol, get your legal team on the phone. Take 2 lawsuits and call me in the morning.

Real "I saw Lord Hermes dancing with the devil at the crossroads" energy. The whole report is that a lawyer, then in private practice, gave free advice to a charity regarding the law. And if anyone avoided deportation as a result? That would be because they were legally entitled not to be deported.

meanwhile costco was all “DEI is good and we’re keeping it, fuck you” and they’re now basically printing money

I am begging men to do this. Begging.

the furries defended us the juggalos defended us and even knowing this, I was still not prepared

Whelp, nothing like being met with an opposum butt/tail when you're taking out the trash for the night

When you publish your first book, everyone in your life is so excited for you, and then every book after that is like

A fuzzy friend in the yard yesterday. The snowshoe hares are starting to change colour starting with their ears. I took this through a double-pane window so it's a bit blurry, but still cute. #mammals

People acting like Disney being fascist is new should go back and read the company’s history. Disney himself was a Nazi-sympathizer and only got into the US propaganda film game because he was also a staunch Nationalist. Before that he literally hosted dinner parties for Nazis.

“I await P.S. Brook’s reply.”

You cannot understand US politics without understanding racism. It's impossible.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Riley Fanning. #NewYorkerCartoons

Neither the @nytimes.com nor the @washingtonpost.com is covering this right now.

I may have ordered nearly everything Penzey's stocks

i think every girl should be issued an obedient murder of crows upon reaching the age of 12