Publish the entire speech word for word including the hesitations and "uh" and mispronunciations, and all the "wtf was that." Print it all instead of trying to summarize it, which is always an attempt to avoid the shame and embarrassment that is the only proper response to this gibbering nutcase.

It’s the Old Army Game (1926) It's hard to imagine a W.C. Fields film without his distinctive voice, but in fact he appeared in a dozen silent pictures. This is the original version of my favorite Fields film, It's a Gift (1934). Many of the same situations & gags. Not as good, but not bad at all.

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but explosive diarrhea.

Uncle Sam is a sad impotent old man wearing clown shoes.

Better write it here. Quills in the postoffice chewed and twisted.

ALERT: More trouble for Todd Blanche today. Attorneys for @katiephang.bsky.social ask Judge Emmet Sullivan to issue a $1000/day fine against Blanche until Blanche adheres to court order to release more Epstein files (Blanche refused to do so by July 2 deadline)

Like brain worm told us, infected food is useful in reducing the weaker members of the population. This is making us healthy again by letting the less healthy die off, thus strengthening the herd. Don't you get it?

Correction: Julian Assange is a sexist creep.

I don’t remember this much fuss when Wolfgang Petersen did The Iliad.

Guy on the radio earlier saying we should all save our shower water and use that to flush the toilet. Around 60 companies are responsible for 80% of all global carbon emissions; telling us as individuals to do something without addressing that is just gaslighting and guilt tripping.

"For more than a year,… I’ve been laying out how the United States government under Trump has been launching… a [global] network [of concentration camps]. Yet this solicitation on Sam[dot]gov is a tremendous escalation in the world of concentration camp red flags."

Every nonfiction book is called like Republic of Cheese: How Gouda Saved Democracy and Created the Modern World

The Lost Cause Can't Draw a Crowd #CivilWarMemory 🗃️ open.substack.com/pub/kevinmle...

When someone becomes incredibly wealthy by writing a series of books inspiring wonder in children and teenagers around the world, the inevitable thought arises in their mind: “Now that I have enough money to last me a lifetime, I can finally help make life miserable for a tiny minority I despise!”

roberts et al have a mental model of racism as being defined entirely by the most atavistic mania of the jim crow south. if it isn’t that, if it wears suits and ties and speaks the language of national security and executive authority, then it not only doesn’t count, *it’s not racism*

FYI, rapist in chief still owes E. Jean Carroll $83.3 million awarded in the second defamation trial.

Officers shooting a man, running away from law enforcement, who is not a target of law enforcement, and who poses no threat to law enforcement, is murder. Federal officers do not have the power to commit summary executions because they are aggrieved.

They like to use the term "weaponize." Their enemies have weaponized the justice system against them. The left is weaponizing history to make white people feel bad. Your neighbors weaponize their vehicles against our masked heroes, and that's why they deserve to be shot.

to no other end but that the said scholars, when they had nothing else to do, might pass their time in getting up on that stone, and feast it with store of gammons, pasties, and flagons, and carve their names upon it with a knife,

Oh look, American cows have screwworm, fruits and veggies give you diarrhea and there’s an outbreak of measles and other preventable once eradicated diseases.. MAGATS are really like their own epidemic of disease and filth.

Of course there are no body cameras on the killers.

"As you can see, I'm a real manly man," the candidate stated as he rode a grizzly bear over to his local hardware store to buy supplies to build a giant swastika for his lawn, while drinking a Budweiser and sexually assaulting several women along the way.

Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not.

Please eradicate the entire "political advice from your political enemies" genre. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/dont-take-...

Protestors are gathering after ICE murdered another man in Biddeford, Maine.

I don’t see how this AI “proof of life” concoction about McConnell doesn’t blow up in their faces eventually. Somebody wrote this fake message and put together this fake picture, and unless Mitch eventually comes out of the hospital alive, the hoax will unravel.

American exceptionalism means that American state terrorists are exempt from international justice.

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Miss Douce, miss Lydia, did not believe: miss Kennedy, Mina, did not believe: George Lidwell, no: miss Dou did not: the first, the first: gent with the tank: believe, no, no: did not, miss Kenn: Lidlydiawell: the tank.

I may not have agreed with Hannibal Lecter on everything but he always brought good wine to dinner parties and told delightful stories. He will be missed by the many people he did not eat.

Stop calling fascists “our colleagues.”

Pay no attention to the smell coming from Mitch’s hospital room.

"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book." - Groucho Marx

He will not be missed.

First gentleman told Mina that was so. She asked him was that so. And second tankard told her so. That that was so.

A century ago....

The Smithsonian Doesn't Belong to the White House. It Belongs to You. #America250 #CivilWarMemory 🗃️ open.substack.com/pub/kevinmle...

A few days ago on this site I asked if anyone could corroborate the story I keep seeing about the U.S. military planning to merge with Israel’s military. No response. I see this as confirmation of what I already assumed: it’s bullshit. The reason I asked is that the bullshit is persistent.

Wow, those CIA guys are quick on the uptake.

“God ordered us to steal this land. It says so in our Bronze Age scroll. Now we’re just stealing it again.”

“We talked to a group of Harris voters about the economy. Ha ha, just kidding.”

Thank you for your attention to this fecal matter.

My wife accidentally wrote the wrong amount making a mortgage payment. The bank just sent us a check for 0.02.

Health Tips From Dr. Oz Instead of healthcare for all or fully-funding the crap we do have, we got this crudité-gobbling, supplement-promoting quack telling us how to do squats: I'm pretty sure that is not good form. (And yes, I do squats, but not like that.)

which moved him to take such compassion on them, that one day he took from a long ledge of rocks, called there Passelourdin, a huge great stone, of about twelve fathom square and fourteen handfuls thick, and with great ease set it upon four pillars in the midst of a field,

I had a dream that this was all just a nightmare. I woke up and now I can’t stop screaming.

People can’t afford healthcare, bills, or groceries, and tone-deaf JD Vance is bragging that government employees buy groceries for him, cook his food, and help him avoid airport lines. We don’t hate them enough.

The popsicle-cover-designed, light and breezy beach novel has a real place, but if you write one, it shouldn't have so many characters that it's impossible to keep them all straight. Especially if they're all named Madison and Addison, and their interchangeable boyfriends are Chad and Thad.

"Over the last couple of years, I’ve been focused on making a positive impact on how the future unfolds, especially in tech, AI, and which areas of the body outside the neck can cause you to bleed out with the right shot."