What are you listening to?

Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.

I fixed the title

Are we there yet? #art #oilpainting

Ending the filibuster will complete the coup…

when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick

I wanna ask people who you think you’re helping with your AI fakes and reposting articles from 2018 with no context? We don’t need that kind of help. You probably need to get your shit together

I love this time of year when bugs are dying

*tweets

10/10 take. No notes.

Jesus Christ is just something I say when I’m pissed off

A cleaning woman showed up at the wrong house with her husband. Someone inside shot through the door, striking 32-year-old María Florinda Ríos Pérez de Velásquez in the head, killing her. The Indianapolis suburb is called Whitestown.

Has anyone ever seen Stephen Miller in the sunlight

“Im in a very bad mood” oh well thanks for talking to me

you have a seat on the council but we do not grant you the rank of shitposter

The dramatic repudiation of Trump this week wrecks a number of absurd narratives the media has pushed lately. In the runup to the election, NYT pieces kept telling us Dems were overly obsessed with attacking Trump. That dumb idea now lies in ruins. 1/ (new piece) newrepublic.com/article/2027...

They are using AI videos of Trump to address people and rule the land....how sick is this? He declared he was going to put boots on the ground in Nigeria, over AI. Where is Trump?

Life can be such a shit ass

“Everyone has a right to their opinion” I disagree

They should put prizes in ibuprofen for all the people who used to love prizes in their cereal

But the real treat of the night... while I was out with kids, wife picked up three (three!) new rescue puppies to foster. Cute as can be.

WHY CAN’T THE VILLAINS BE SMART AND HANDSOME AND CHARMING AT LEAST

That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.

"I hope your beeper doesn't go off." A year ago today, a racist tried to make a 'joke' about me being killed by Israel. It was the 1st time I've ever walked off of live TV. That night CNN said they'd ban the racist from their air. But in the year since, I myself haven't been invited back on CNN.

When can we eat them

We should all get paid for being our own caregivers

Annie is on Netflix again. I always let people know this important news

My muu muu life is here. Mrs Roper era. Fuck yeah

I have been murdered on the TL. I want Stayin Alive to be played at my funeral because I plan to haunt everyone

@stephenking.bsky.social you fucking stud

This how old my profile pic is lol #Super Bowl XLVIII #seahawks

Not sure having your brand associated with destroying the White House is the best look

Life is short you should not waste it talking to me

We need to kill the head vampire

according to the latest polls everyone is still mad at you

There is nothing more telling than keeping the person who can force a vote on the release of the Epstein files from getting sworn in. Trump is in the files. Trump raped children.

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Now they’re stealing my athletically allergic title for ICE. That’s mine bitches

Fun fact: everyone is a dumb beezie

Please reward my low effort post with a heart because I smell delicious

it’s nice to mute you too

It’s snow memeing already

BREAKING: Live munitions from a Trump-Vance “military demo” flew over I-5 and struck a CHP vehicle. The White House wanted the highway open—but Gov. Newsom shut it down for safety. That decision likely prevented injuries or worse. We have obtained these photos:

perks of daring a woman: 1. she will braid your hair for you 2. she’s a woman 3. she’s not a man

ChatGPT with some robot insight