Don’t tell me what I’ve enjoyed. I saw a lot of bad shit using that

Watch out everybody, I’m a triple-threat* today! *I’ve got asthma, vertigo, and my period.

What's your favorite thing to say to your dog on a walk that doesn't work and that they definitely don't understand, mine is "eNOUGH"

All the time. ALL the time.

the government is giving me $10 billion because i made a phone app that reminds you to kill yourself

I feel vertigo coming on. 😑

Made a comment about Fraggles today, and a 20-something woman hadn’t heard of them. It’s now been pointed out that Fraggle Rock aired FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO good god I’m nearing the end.

good night every body

Finished four books in November, for 99 total this year. I completely forgot my January promise to post about the best ones all year.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

You should be able to roll up big flatscreen TVs and mail them in a tube.

I once worked in an office where the tradition after completing something really difficult was to have a “Mai Tai Thai No Tie” party. The deputy boss would make mai tais, the boss would order Thai food, and everyone would dress casually.

The long game is the best game.

RFK Jr: You know, if someone… collapses in front of you the best course of action is… to leave immediately, because their soul just… came out and it’s flying around the room looking for a new… vessel at that point

I think a lot of people can’t read. I’m not being snarky. I’m sad.

My favorite comment on the FT story

Glory glory hoagie threw ya glory glory hoagie threw ya

Kino Lorber is having a solid sale on many of their film noir (and noir-adjacent) discs. While it runs for 10 days, things do sell out or go out of stock. kinolorber.com/collection/n...

I don't think I'm alone in saying I don't want a big robot walking round my house

Thread 🧵

Libraries are for everyone! Everyone has the right to be in the library and use the library!

As our friends at the Corrales Library put it—libraries are more than just books, they are a true commons, a great equalizer, and a gathering place that brings people together. At a time when so much is on the line—we must contribute to support our libraries and the important stories they hold!

Big sale on moldex N95 masks. www.fishersci.com/shop/product...

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Dumb asshole unemployable in New Mexico seeks federal office.

Should this week's election losses be a wake up call to republicans? No, it should be a go to sleep call. Ideally go to sleep forever

RFK Jr is 100% the person most likely to get bit by a zombie and not tell anyone he got bit by a zombie

Action movies will always be my favorite because the core of the genre is “hey this guy is having a really bad day, do you want to watch it?” and of course yes. Of course, I always want to watch that.

All in favor of replacing "lesser" with "wee" in bird names (wee goldfinch, wee egret, wee prairie chicken, etc.) say, "aye." #birds

this is what will show up if you invite me to your ai & copyright law conference

Not impeaching and removing every official involved with this remains one of the biggest failures of constitutional governance ever, and there is a direct line from that to where we sit today.

After the NYTimes published the op-ed "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?", I remembered that a NYTimes Guild report in 2021 found "Overall, median pay for women was $10,000 less per year than for men, meaning women earned roughly 92 percent of what men earned." nytimesguild.org/papers/2021-...

I don't want to work I want to photograph wild painted horses in the black hills of south dakota

I'm a retired London Firefighter. To quickly gain access to a large building fire in central London I smashed the fuck out of a very large wooden door with a sledge hammer. The breathing apparatus crew then entered the building. Turned out was a sliding door and was unlocked.

Amazing how "wokeness is because managers fear Gen Z employees" and then when asked to give an example it's just the company considering the implications of Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

Everyone who told me I was overreacting Meet me outside because we gotta squabble These people have been laying the groundwork for years and it was ignored because the folks telling were “wrong”

Oh my god women are in WORKPLACES??? With their BOOBS everywhere?

I ruined this workplace and I’d do it again

Gals, if you're not absolutely ruining the workplace for certain kinds of men, you need to step up your game. 🩷

the need for endless passwords at useless websites and the quicksand of Ai driven bureaucracy will wipe me out every time

That's the collective lifeforce of the tasks not wanting to be done.

Sometimes--perhaps even oftentimes--when I sit down and just do something I had been avoiding or had otherwise worked myself up about, it is...just fine lol and I had no reason to feel some type of way eeevery so often, tho, I *am like...oh see, I remember now, that's why I didn't do that shit lmao

I’m feeling worn down today. I have this list of tasks to do, and each individual one isn’t that bad. I could just go down a list and do them. Except I’m feeling a deep lack of motivation.

A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"

the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible

The book spam I'm getting has taken a strange turn

ai makes things easier only if you have no idea what “things” are or how to do them or

Republican voters solemnly posting about how sad it is that their neighbors hate their guts is so funny - yeah man, that's what you've been thumping your chest about for two years, the thing you wanted to happen happened