Men think they’re too good to be dental hygienists. You want to make 80k+ a year for an associates degree or not??

In America, the police defund you.

A big part of why we are going to lose Democracy is that the people who we put in charge of protecting it don’t seem to realize that it’s incompatible with sexual assault

[slamming mug on bar, yelling] estonia's right

This is what happens when your entire sense of masculinity revolves around your contempt for women, maybe look into that, dipshit

Why the fuck do "manly men" need to be so fucking coddled and babied all the time

Breaking: We’ve updated tonight’s Ichiro Replica Statue giveaway.

The Seattle Mariners' statue reveal for Ichiro Suzuki had, well, one of the more inauspicious mishaps imaginable.

Also: I am cynical enough to suspect that the right-wing attempt to normalize teen pregnancy as socially correct and good is a way to normalize trafficking children as socially correct and good too. #epstein

“Why are you always tired?” Well, I’ve been alive every day since I was born. It adds up.

its fucked up that they dont let you know how large the fish is when they serve it to you. cuts of tuna and salmon are usually the same size, and yet if someone slapped you with a salmon youd be offended and if they slapped you with a tuna youd be dead

LIZ: Un croissant, s'il vous plaît. JACK: Well said, Lemon. I didn't know you could speak disgruntled employee. LIZ: I have a French Peloton instructor I listen to while I'm sleeping. Croissant, Kenneth? KENNETH: French food, Miss Lemon? No, thank you! Lunch today is a bowl of Appalachian snails.

“ICE agents are on standby to beat and detain the Canadian astronaut”

The USPS can't "run out of money," the sole question is the people in charge of the federal government believe delivering mail is worth funding the same way they already fund armed kidnapping gangs, concentration camps, and blowing up girls' schools.

Schumer is pro the war on Iran and I think that in and of itself is disqualifying. It seems imperative that Democrats demand that he resign or be replaced as Senate minority leader because he is actually working to support the fascist in chief. It's untenable.

“That’s what government is here for. To make your life better.” so simple, seemingly so obvious, and yet so few elected government officials believe in or even understand this concept!

🎶 And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take deep breath And I wish he’d die 🎶

And once again, I have to confess I’m no longer allowed to watch movies with my mom because she did this with *every* movie and finally I said “they actually made this movie for people who’ve never seen it before; they will explain.” Not well received.

I think it's ludicrous you're more worried about what a stranger chooses to purchase with their very limited assistance that a tiny fraction of your taxes go to than you are about the large fraction of taxes you pay to kill strangers all around the world & at home. Fix your heart.

Just tryna keep track of where we are in history because this shit's a bit bizarre & disorienting.

like god it's so stupid, i hate how well it fits. the pressure point is *time*. they *have* to respond quickly to the demand, because if they don't, their flight is, at best, delayed. and they cannot abide a fucking minute of vacation missed.

big time. we've seen repeatedly the size of the protest doesn't matter, they'll shrug off record breakers and even international level protest. campuses just get them busting out the cops. but even if you bust out the cops on the airport, you will still probably miss your flight

you consider the few things that have pushed these guys into action, and the many things that haven't, and increasingly coming to the conclusion that no matter what the issue you care about is, you need to jam up airports

Between this and the post I just saw about teen pregnancy, no way you can't see how girls and women are used as barometers of male satisfaction.

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

"but did you consider...." yes i made this one too don't worry.

Some mornings I wake up & it all just hits me at once that yes, the vast majority of people chose to let others become disabled & die rather than wear a mask. They're not my people anymore. You are. I don't say it enough, but I am so grateful for this virtual village.

The way to do that is to pay more, and then those men will push the “girls” out of that sector. Source: literally all of time and history lol.

Canadians responding to anti-trans legislation with “it’s just Alberta”, are you delusional? have you been ignoring what the US has been doing to trans people for a fucking decade? 10 years ago people said “it’s just Texas. ” You don’t get to “at least we’re not Americans” this one

You know what? Go ahead and bring back the draft. I’ve HAD it. Men are lonely, men are bored, men are unemployed. It’s time to bring back trench warfare. Give them a hobby.

Fellas, is it gay to be employed?

Literally who cares

Black women: being forced out of the workplace. NPR: but what about the men?

the job of a political party is simple - make every issue political, rouse political feelings among the population and use those politics as a way to motivate voters and attain power to improve things. the leaders of the dems do not understand these principles.

I'm not lazy: I just have niche motivations

Between this movie, THELMA, and the series Bloodhounds, I am so excited to see media exposing exactly how scams operate. Not on “stupidity” but on people being in constant fight-or-flight that slows down our critical thinking and ability to evaluate what’s actually urgent.

it’s so funny how literally everything the president does makes my life worse and now he’s going to cause nightmarish rush hour traffic on a friday afternoon so he can have dinner at his stupid winery.

I realize ICE goons didn't stop disappearing people but I'm still reeling from them doing it in my neighborhood, in @heinrich.senate.gov's old city council district. Helluva way for Mullin to thank Martin for advancing him out of committee & voting to confirm. Disappeared neighbors and goon patrols

Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.

there's a lot of terrible stuff going on right now but don't think that means it's okay to not use alt text, you are still not being the person mr rogers believed you capable of being when you refuse. please be a helper thank you

Dog walk 🏆 I tried to do PT, but the vertigo was insurmountable.

*Britney Spears voice* 🎶 My vertigo is killing me I try to walk, but I start to lean (Start to lean!) 🎶

Van Helsing was a good movie and we need more movies like it

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ Vertigo 🕯️ Gone By 🕯️ Morning 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

This turned out better than expected www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedd...

A guy in a Ford Focus almost ran a red light in front of me and I said "hey bro you should Ford Focus on your driving" and he couldn't hear me but I was really proud of it

I’m hungry but I’m lying down and I still have vertigo.

Excited to see this, which I will call THE BOATKEEPER despite its real name.

Not minutes after I posted this I saw that ICE, @heinrich.senate.gov, abducted someone in my neighborhood, in the district you represented back on Albuquerque City Council. Can you call your friend the newly confirmed DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin and get him to back off? bsky.app/profile/athe...

God, I was just thinking about how they better be using American-made steel to build the illegal ballroom that sucks