USE. YOUR. FUCKING. BLINKER.

I still need a dagger I can play like a flute.

Yall are thirsting after THIS man???

Also Hozier came out with a trans flag and tied it to a microphone. Then he said fuck all you hoes trying to take our free speech. Then he said Black people fighting for civil rights in America DIRECTLY led to Irish people getting their civil rights in Ireland in the 60s/70s. And fuck the fascists

As someone who works in college admissions…75% of people say it wrong

Putting everyone who agrees with this on a watch list.

Don’t think I told y’all this but my sister is an author and she just wrote a 5 book children’s series specifically for black children. I’m so proud of her. *Not pictured - Brown Boy

Watership Down a Wild ass movie them bunnies was ruthless

Eating the rich isn’t enough, actually.

This is my Jimmy Kimmy.

Bananas are universally the worst fruit on the planet

She will not but at least she looks cute while losing

Affluence and custom cabinetry aside, these yogurt does slap!

I’m actually in super heaven. I upgraded to the VIP package because I saw they were letting just anybody in main heaven.

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

DC/MURRLAND/NOVA...yeen got your tix, yet? www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

Twiggy’s successor iktr!!!

All the boys: I’m in it for 250k and the GLORY Kendall: 😍I came here for LOVE😍 #loveisland #loveislandgames

Me exuding “sex appeal”

smoked gouda

💀😂😂🤣that's a big word for the sentient cheeto

you need to admit your crush before the rapture

I’m just here to watch Eric Adams be sad

The good thing is that unlike some of the tech that has become necessary to function in this world, we can absolutely function without it. Cell phones and computers might have us over a barrel but you’ll never NEED AI. AI needs you.

BYE BITCH

Putting a curse on Dak and releasing him into the wilds.

If you're looking for creative fall cocktails, I put together this handy guide for you. #cocktail #fall - cassiuslife.com/playlist/spi...

Bodega Baddie coming out as summer ends was a missed opportunity. Could’ve taken song of the summer EASILY

Okay night yall…

Why are vitamin c pills like horse tranquilizer size?! I nearly died 😭

Yall saw this man’s hair and entire personhood and thought he was sane enough to play slaps with???

*hits buzzer* Produce a hairline

Bill Nye is honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Bump...

Don’t as me about math, we both gone fail.

Carrie

Jigsaw. Kick Chucky in his bitchass face.

Michel Meyérs

How do I insult this person without offending dumb people who don’t deserve the slander?

It’s Tuesday in Australia sooo…

That’s not ADA accessible. I’m reporting it.

I can't wait to get home and go to bed

Look at the material.

No one: Me: y’all not cold?

I mean now it fits, no?😂

Manifesting it for me but regardless I have love in my life from the soulmates I found in friendship.