LOTR extra got loose

Yasssss….

getting serious replies to my Travis Kelce jokes so here are the facts of the case: has Kelce's play dropped off: yes is Kelce good enough to keep playing in the NFL: also yes should Kelce keep playing football after the world's wealthiest, most popular musician wrote a song about his penis: no

It’s too dark out

Do me a favor Unclench your jaw and relax your shoulders. Thank you kindly 🤗

Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners’ wins Best Original Screenplay at the 2026 Writers Guild Awards.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

1/3

And fellas huddle up and take a knee, if you got some distance between you two but still want that “Just because” send a SugarWish tailored to what she likes from cookies to wine. SugarWish.com

I may not be actively dating but God can send me my man any day now…

Watching the first Pokémon movie and like…why would yall want to go to that island to fight the best Pokémon trainers in the world if you’re also saying you’re Pokémon aren’t strong enough to survive the waves???

Him and Ryan Philippe were really THEM in the 90s

And the apartment was likely built in 1683 and last renovated in 1976

Just saying

So when music folks in academia are eager to poop on classical music to seem cool and curry favor with their students, I find it kind of sad and pathetic. You are not transgressive, you're just doing capital's work for them

My conferences usually go to different locations every year but for some reason they chose Atlanta, DC, and Minnesota this year. I’m in all those three places all the time!

You wouldn’t get be to shut up if my mom was THEE Julia Roberts

Him being a Pisces makes so much sense.

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Runners high gotta be stronger than all the other drugs cause why put yourself through this? 😭

And yet we don’t even think about them.

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points were made.

Me when the liquor hit

Please, God, let me come back in my next life as NOT the eldest daughter. PLEASE!

Bruh these buzzballs are crazy. Yall are drinking these for FUN??

I know @bamaslymm.blacksky.app doesn’t like to advertise but his server is really the greatest. He has it all and if he doesn’t he’s quick to get it.

Best 56s in history: 3. Lawrence Taylor 2. Terry Tate 1. ICEBOX

The Brazilians are releasing footage of the training @chaclo.blacksky.app went through as a child.

Go do my something safe with your day

Tom Holland is a trained ballet dancer.

Do you ever just watch the Hunger Games and…get ideas?

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Nigeria checking in.

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I hate when people do not respect my time. My biggest pet peeve.

Correct

Y’all want to talk about candy to slander. Banana laffy taffy right there and those soda candy gummies are disgusting.

Comparing the other two to BLACK LICORICE???

If a Scandinavian offers you something called Salmiak, it’s easier to stab them and run. My tastebuds were ASSAULTED.

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Need this

Mologoko #fashionsky

One thing about me: Imma lay down.