And even then if you ain't fit to be followed then just be quiet.

Me v the Bengals, yes

Bagels

All of the above. Idc

Hell yeah

Been. I’ve been wearing them since Halloween.

Cause who are Paul and John?!

Good morning

If the files even hinted that Obama was involved they would have been released and published into a full length novel months ago.

I talk about it. People try to silence me but I won’t stop until everyone knows dolphins are spawns of Satan.

Glamping is going well

Chandelier

So you don’t have more free time than me??? What’s your wash day looking like?

I gotta go into WitSec before the rest of the balds wake up and get their glasses on.

Idc what anyone says. Pasta is good for you because it makes you HAPPY

Me, every 2-5 business days:

It’s cause you have extra time since you don’t have to do your hair everyday.

Someone repost that video of those men lifting real weight

These people differentiating the "-philes" is DISGUSTING work.

Oh so NOW yall understand girl math?!

Just got tomorrow off. Gonna head to the cabin early.

Not enough people getting slapped and I stand by that.

This not crazy???

THE ASSUMPTION IS!!!!!!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Nah, it’s like wine. Gets better with age.

A little reminder that I am ALWAYS down for Chili’s ! 😂 Thank you again for speaking so much truth here @talleyberrybaby.bsky.social

Yes ma’am 🫡

What is this boo you speak of?

Dawg, Trump in them files, Peter Thiel in them files, NY Times covered for them, the Republicans ARE covering for them. I want investigations into every white man with a net worth over a million.

i am a SLUT for some spinach artichoke dip

Chadwick Boseman will receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next week

Girls get in free and $1 PBRs and shots really saved lives. And you walked home cause uber didn’t exist.

This wife swap family said they’re off the grid but their kids got Apple Watches. Huh???

I do be tryna dress my best in the fall

Saw two red tailed hawks this morning and thought of Tobias from Animorphs

Good morning

Gambit and that lil accent has had my heart since I was a child. Ready to stomp people out using him.

I hope anyone who ever mistreated her is crying and throwing up right now.

He's coming!!!!

The view flying into Boston tonight while the Northern Lights illuminated the night skies... 💜 📸: @jordangoodman01 @nepstein10

Aldis Hodge was in like two seconds of the Walking Dead and he was fine af for those brief seconds.

For FaceTime, for phone calls, for home visits… if it involves social interaction past a few texts, I need an appointment set 😌

Speaking of fever dream teenage bands, yall remember the ABBA knock off group A* Teens?

Repost with an iconic fictional band Hear me out…S Club 7 was a real band but they also played a fictional band on tv. That’s gotta count for something, right?

Every winter.

I ❤️ Ruining the Workplace