So...are they trying to conserve divine power or something? Is this a rolling rapture? Is the ecclesiastical grid overloaded? Surely the other side of the world would have reported on this by now, right? Or are they side-eyeing these US weirdos as much as I am?

My cat has learned how to say Mama but does it with a low, long, very deep vibrato that takes her about 15 solid seconds to get out...and it is unsettling as all fuck.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM8CWkUV/ God, I wish I was flexible enough to do a backbend. I'd do shit like this all the time.

My friend listening to your batshit craziness while I stand there picturing your head exploding

Phrase of the day: Dispensational premillenialism. Fancy way of saying you rapture enthusiasts are pretty much fucking bonkers.

I'm gonna wander the neighborhood dressed like this tomorrow so those fuckers who think they're going to get raptured will think they really, REALLY fucked up.

Had a new visitor last night. The resident backyard cats didn't seem to mind the little dude, and he seemed very polite.

If you were to combine the Children of the Corn with Samara from The Ring, you'd have a pretty solid idea of the vibe my racist neighbor's granddaughters give off.

It's Monday. You know what that means. (It means no significantly entertaining wrestling, that's for damn sure.) 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky There's an artist signature, but fuck if I can read it. Love the work, though!

Ah, Mondays. Time to air out the grievances lacking context, the unverified rage bait, and the revisiting of the things that pissed you off the most last week and must repost. Because...you know...it's Monday and therefore there *must* be a larger audience.

Wait...*another* rapture? So what kind of goal post maneuvering are you gonna do this time when it doesn't happen yet again? So fucking weird.

Me, pretending to not be so exhausted that I can hear the complaints of my ancestors and all colors have blended to a shade of indescribable grey but still trying to be engaging.

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

My level of object permanence understanding these days means that if you change your pfp, chances are I won't realize who you are for a few hours. Maybe a few days.

Look, he's offering hot dogs, ice cream, and he probably has a puppy in there, too. All things considered, I'm sorely tempted.

Typical Sunday

Yesterday, #AEW reminded me how much I wish I could just bag a bitch up and light them on fire. I think my stress levels would be significantly lower. On that note, here's the #DailyDarby #wrestlesky 🩷🖤🤍

Well?

We love to see it #wrestlesky

You always want a mullet in your friend group.

Every close-up of Hangman's pants makes me sing another few bars of Rhinestone Cowboy. #AEWAllOutToronto🤼

@heykatydid.bsky.social Girl!!!!! Jack's back!!!!!

Stop trying to talk to me when I'm on the phone, you soggy french fried fucklechuck

All Out Day! And this time it's not because I fell asleep in a tank top! 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEWAllOutToronto #wrestlesky

I'm vacuuming at 9:30 at night (or 21:30 for you people who also use the metric system...you know? Drug dealers? 😉) on a Friday. In case you were wondering what old punks do on Friday nights.

Best movie soundtrack? The Crow (original)

Nobody ever said which thoughts and prayers. Pretty ambiguous, if you ask me.

Just look at this little sausage!

Remember the joy of taco day in elementary school? Just once I would like to recapture that feeling.

Quote skeet with an unfiltered pic and your age. I'm 43. Free Palestine Black lives matter Trans rights are human rights All cops are bastards We have no leadership, only capitalism

Quote *skeet* (c'mon...we died on this hill. Embrace it.) an unfiltered pic and say your age: 41

Quote *skeet* (c'mon...we died on this hill. Embrace it.) an unfiltered pic and say your age: 52...but the mileage is significant.

The past hour has taken, like, three days.

Ricochet may be a bad guy in character but his does a great job sticking it to the haters on Twitter 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #AEW

With the recent surge in popularity for women's rugby, I'm reminded that I had an instructor at university who tried to convince me to start a rugby team. I'm not sure what that says or if it was entirely complimentary, but it definitely made me feel like a badass.

You didn't know those Teletubbie suits were actually hazmat gear, did you? Welcome to the apocalypse. Tinky Winky will get you sorted.

"This is a bunch of horse fuck!" --daily creative swearing

Coffin match...like Darby doesn't have experience with that particular obstacle. Okey dokey. Anyway...All Out Toronto tomorrow! 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

Hi everybody! Hold onto your butts because here comes...

NSFW a band Nine Inch Cocks

Time to get creative. This will definitely be a new brain exercise.

Quack.

It shall be known as "Shart Tootery" from now through eternity.

This actually sums me up today quite nicely. Thank you, meme gods.

Ok...personal stuff back on the shelf. Took a few minutes, laid out in the grass, in the sunshine. Got poked at by backyard kitties and even had a crow yell at me from the rooftop. Pretty sure he told me to stop feeling sorry for myself and to get a little punk up in this bitch.

If you even care

I'm going to give an honest admission. I am struggling. Struggling to stay sober. Struggling to not slip into a personal apathy that would eradicate YEARS of work. I try to be a momentary distraction, a brief chuckle, maybe a snort laugh...even an eye roll...for others. But it's getting harder.

A lotttttttttttt of tiny dick energy emanating from the White House these days.