Thank fuck for noise canceling headphones. Otherwise all these emergency vehicles would be really fucking annoying.

When did personal opinions become news?

Fridays are for bolstering the block list!

Fondly recalling past instances of near immolation...with handcuffs...in a cage (and there's not even any overt kink involved, but I know you horny fuckers so...hush) 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

And as this week comes to a close, let me just say this one thing:

This photo could launch an entire book series or be the basis of a Renaissance painting. Either way, art. #wrestlesky #AEW

Bi-iiii-iii-gggg stretch

The Muppet Eyes Wide Shut party was not quite what Elmo's cousin Jeff thought it would be and he's having second thoughts.

Don't judge. Delores is just doing what she needs to do to make ends meet. And BTW her stripper name is Orangu-Tangy.

My panic room is just a shower.

My panic room is a blanket fort.

It's honestly pretty easy to plot against the Puritans. They'll believe anything.

Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com

I’m bringing sexy back, but it’s a bag of doughnuts hot, fresh from a van!

I'm bringing sexy back, but it has nothing to do with me. It's this box of croissants that smells like sex and carbohydrates that I'm bringing from the bakery.

A lot less stupid questions along the way, too.

I can honestly say I never imagined celebrating the outcome of a sandwich throwing case (seriously...what prosecutor thought that was a good idea? The one who graduated at the bottom of their class?) or celebrating the outcome of a mayoral race in a city 2000 miles away. Didn't see it coming. 🫤

You know those Haribo commercials? The ones that have adults lip-synching children's dialogue? That's social media in a nutshell.

*looks around*

Seems like a good day for a fire. 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

Aew fans, I have an Eddie Kingston Christmas card going on my website tomorrow! #wrestlesky #aew

I knew the announcement of a new belt would bring out all the negative Nancy's to give their "informed" opinion on how to run the company. #AEWDynamite

I hate when people take things that are clearly a joke too seriously. Here's a tip: if a dusty corner of your mind puts up its meek little hand and says "umm..this might be a joke. Dial it back a little" listen to it.

Pretty much what powers the IWC #wrestlesky

Anybody else get grossed the fuck out when someone uses that old as hell Vince meme? #wrestlesky

It's Wednesday. You know what that means. 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

If anyone is going to Geek Girl Con in Seattle this weekend ArenaNet still has some slots available for portfolio reviews. We have representatives covering the majority of game dev disciplines:

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMg6otwX/ #wrestlesky #AEW 'Memba this?

I've been laughing at this photo for a solid 5 minutes. 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

I get the sense that the dude saying "i smelled onions and mustard" has said some equally ludicrous sensory observations post-coitus.

Finally greeting the day as it deserves to be greeted.

Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.

I've never really had much of a filter (one of the huge reasons I'm self-employed), but I've never really been one to talk about aches and pains. But fuck me...after breaking 50, I swear to fuck that's all I do. "Oh, did you see the game?" "No, but my right foot hurts like a bitch!"

This account smells like stale vape and sawdust

This account smells like pencil shavings and baseless optimism

This account smells like burnt hair and Astroglide

My day. In a Godzilla shaped nutshell.

Just made the age old mistake of eating a small handful of CrunchBerries. My mouth is now a gaping maw of shredded tissue and oozing blood and I'm pretty sure I may have created a lobotomy shortcut.

Some days I wake up and say "You know...maybe today will be the day I don't call someone a 'bloviating motherfucker'." But then I open social media....

It wouldn't take much. If you're a woman, just wear pants.

www.wrestlinginc.com/2013216/aew-... Tony Khan actually appreciates his wrestlers and ALL their accomplishments...not just how much money they make him. A certain other company should take note. #wrestlesky #AEW

It's Monday. I have no idea what that means. 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

This is why you don't give toddlers Red Bull

This is, by far, the most relaxed kitten I've ever had.

Have you ever seen those GOVX commercials? It sells all the fascist gear at low, low prices and has a spokesman who sounds like he's been punched in the throat *a lot* over the years? Yeah, that shit ranks right up there with ICE recruitment propaganda.

So, the "Big Dark" is officially here with this ludicrous time change, persistent cloud cover, and the luscious seasonal depression.

Times are hard and people are struggling. If your instinct is to jump on social media and mock them, fuck you and your ancestors.

We say they're being cute, when really they're just mocking us

Because I lack anything meaningful to contribute...I'm gonna celebrate arson, assault, battery, and confusion! 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky