GITOFFDANET If you're overly sensitive with an inability to understand jokes, the internet may not be right for you. Consult your physician. Side effects such as main character syndrome, sudden shunning, dogpile infliction, and general irritation will vary from person to person.

Me: I need a little cuddle Also me:

My tiny reach may not get far beyond my wrestling frenz, but if I can get Kristi's video to ya, take a second to give her a listen.

Nope. Don't care. My page, my joy. 🩷🤍🖤 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

When I put on make-up and get dressed in something other than black.

I used to come here to find a laugh. Now I come here if my day is going a little too well and if I don't find balance by seeing all the horrible shit you're all sharing and bring my mood back down the universe might fucking implode and cause some cosmic disaster.

Gentlemen, what's stopping you from rocking the faux denim dong sarong?

"Potato masher"

I wonder if my neighbors would call the cops if I just stepped outside and screamed until I passed out? Or if they'd join me? Hard to tell these days.

When you get to the buffet and they just ran out of scalloped potatoes #AEW

Report and block this account. CSAM. Also SEVERAL of my mutuals are following some of the 56 disgusting fucks that follow this account. (None of you follow this, just it's followers)

Skater girls of Ethiopia

For all of you who think "middle-aged" are doddering old folks, remember this: average US life expectancy is 78. That means 39 is firmly middle-aged. Just a little thought this evening.

I don't give a dry fuck about Isaac Asimov. He died before most of you were born. Nature canceled him so you're a lot late to a party you were never invited to.

In an era of "holy fuck, now what?!" can we please...fucking PLEASE...enjoy the small, fleeting moments of what feels like moral victory instead of jumping on the high horse and shrieking "Yes, but..." Because that feels like shit isn't really clicking with you that you can't smell this one rose. ☹️

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

@just-ricardo.bsky.social I had to wait until I saw you! I was thinking about you this morning, homie!

Loving that a spontaneous, unscripted moment on a live television broadcast laid bare that operating on assumptions just...well, it just makes you an ass. #AEW

Yo...what's up, stereotypers? #AEW

Anybody else feeling a tad smug about having been on the AEW train from the very start today? Because I am. Get in the car, losers, we're fighting fascists. 🩷🤍🖤 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

So, I saw that there's outrage over Jellyroll. I could be waterboarded and not be able to identify a single song OR image of this person. And question yourself when you find yourself having to seriously say "Jellyroll..." It's like trying to say cattywampus angrily.

Tonight made me realize how many so-called open minded and inclusive people rely on stereotypes and decades old tropes to bolster their assumptions. #AEW #FuckICE

If god were real there would be a helluva lot more smiting going on these days.

I'm at the age where my injuries are never the result of something cool.

No kings except Brody. 👑 🤼 AEW is just the best.

Very few times do you have lighting in a bottle, now would be the perfect time to belt Brody up and show that AEW is a complete alternative to that other promotion that is in bed with the current administration.

hell yeah willow #aewdynamite

#AEW #SickosHateNazis

FUCK ICE #AEWDynamite

Brody holding that belt up just looks right. #AEWDynamite

It's murder time, Sickos #AEWDynamite

That was a lot of duct tape. Probably the right move. #DuctTapeDarbs #AEWDynamite

Oh hey. What's up, Chuck? #AEW

Do you ever start a thought with "I really should.." and just start laughing because you know damn well you're not gonna?

I'm in a certain kind of mood

Who is this mediocre white man and why is he whining?

Dear vacuum cleaner makers: In your upcoming models please: *make certain it won't be thwarted by a singular long hair *if you make a power cord durable, include wheels that can roll over it *do not include 8 attachments that will never be used *13 screws on the bottom plate? C'mon.

My reaction to any sentence that begins "You know...in my opinion...you really ought to..." #AEW

It's Wednesday...finally. You know what that means. 🩷🤍🖤 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

Man, I'm kind of a bitch late at night....

When you idolize a human being you had better prepare yourself for disappointment. Get it through your as not yet completely developed frontal lobe, they're fallible and imperfect no matter what your parasocialized relationship has told you. Jfc.

One of the worst things you can do in terms of narrowing your humanity is transference of personal experience onto others who you deem "just like you." Nah. You don't know how they feel simply because you went through something similar, nor do you speak for them. Emotional tourism is so 2003.

When a baby falls asleep in your lap like this you are legally obligated to sit very still and quietly and ignore any physical stimuli. Oh, you're thirsty? Too fucking bad. You're choking on spit because you fucked up breathing? Suck it up, buttercup.

I've spent much of my adult life dissecting the psychological makeup of people with a trained eye and the ability to listen and I've come to a singular conclusion: people are fallible. They're flawed. They're brave AND gutless. They're nuanced AND predictable. But mostly? They're human. Yuck.

Took a hot shower, drank some tea, and did some meditation...and now I'm sitting here complaining about being sleepy. See me for more tips on how to suffer the consequences of your own actions.

I swear it should be illegal for cartoons that can make you cry. And no, it wasn't Futurama this time.

Heading into valentine's day like:

Just because it's still very relevant #NoKingsButBrodyKing #FuckICE #AEW