It's super cool to have an awareness month, but anyone that follows any of my #AEW posts has a pretty strong inkling of my being ardently bisexual! If not...Hi! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

The spawn went to a concert last night at the Showbox in Seattle and now I'm that person that has a band tee of a group I can't name 3 songs from. I guess i better fire up the research before I wear it. Nice shirt, though.

Yeah, I got nothin'. No witticisms. No thirst. Not even any snark or sarcasm. But I do have a spark of joy, so there's that. 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW

It takes a lot to get me to scream at a person, although my posts might indicate otherwise, but know that if i do scream at you, you've been contributing to this outcome for a long fucking time. I don't go from 0 to murder over 1 thing, motherfucker, but here we are. What happens next is on you. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's funny to me that by simply existing, not saying a fucking word about it to you, me being completely sober is "annoying" to you. If i tell you to get over yourself, is that more or less annoying to you? Asshole.

Received an email from Doc Martin's with the header "Strap On and Slide In" and now I'm thinking I need to get laid.... Thanks, shoe wear purveyor.

Thank you #TransAngeles Wrestling for the gorgeous time. [📸 × ig@chainsawthirsttrap] #SheikOrBeSheiked

Marina Shafir becoming one of my favorites by just being a badass, recording an amazing cameo while smoking a joint and then talking about putting people’s toes in their asses. #AEW 🤼‍♀️

You ever look at the comments section of some article of "wrestling journalism"? It can be a completely objective take of something but the people who take the time to comment are straight up, balls out insane. Like, action figure up the butt crazy. The idea that these people are driving cars is 😬😬😬

One of the (many) failings of text only communication is the inability to express contempt with nothing more than a brief glance. All of you who grew up with the inability to read body language and facial expressions are really at a disadvantage when all the subtext is right fucking there.

Does anyone else think that David Hemmings may have been the inspiration for the face of Stewie in Family Guy?

Me when I ask if I can have a bite of whatever you're eating

Wanna break up any social gathering? All it takes is some magic words...

Oh, fuck me... Was chatting with the neighbor when her teenage daughter came out and for some reason the convo turned to car crashes and I said "man, remember how crazy the coverage was of Princess Di's crash?" Teen says "Wait...Princess Di was REAL?!"

My cat has opinions.

I'm not sure why the HOA keeps harassing me, but I have some suspicions.

I'm really happy for my happy basketball peeps, and I'll live vicariously through you, but my tolerance for squeaky shoes knows only 10 seconds. But yay teams!

"Big toe in the butthole" is gonna be my new catchphrase. Just watch. #AEWCollision #MarinaIsMyHero

Ok, my little Cinnabon talking shit to Doyle and Cage awoke something in me. #AEWCollision

Mox sounds as enamored with Clark Conners as the rest of us. #AEWCollision

How Seattle natives watch tourists with umbrellas #AEWCollision

Just a reminder that AEW has one of the coolest couples in wrestling...plus some other fairly neat ones, too.

Hey...so...if my body just decides to up and kill me, which one of you is going to lead the seance to let me know what happens at upcoming AEW shows? I'm kinda hoping for a live (so to speak) skeeting experience but with a planchette. I'll haunt people for you in return! #wrestlesky

Just me, swinging. You thought it would be sexy, but no.

If I gave a fuck every time some local weirdo had the periodic epiphany of the fact that we do, indeed, live at the base of a volcano, i wouldn't have time for anything else.

Drink some water, take a quick shower, stick another pin in the voodoo doll of your ex, and go to sleep.

Is there a huge uptick in conspiracy spouters? Or has the rest of the internet successfully infected this space that used to be kinda cool? Feels like that crazy uncle with a Facebook account has found Bluesky. It's kinda...icky.

The Kristi Noem Clash

Name 5 things...off the top of your head...that bring you joy or make you smile. We'll call it "Fuck It Friday!" 1) My cats...even though they're assholes 2) My garden...tangible results 3) Loud, raucous music 4) Schadenfreude...I'm petty 5) Darby...duh

Hey, look everybody! I found a brand new way to exit a party with a flourish AND break my ankles!

Gonna muster up my own joy. I hope you find some of your own. 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW

I don't have the energy to sort through why so many people are up in their feelings today, but I'll just say "hey, I love you fuckers" and hope everyone can just gain some perspective.

Me, at the gym, struggling through my last set and the guy who keeps interrupting while asking "how long you've been working out?" Or "what's a girl need muscles like that for?" Or "you could probably smash watermelons with those thighs, huh?" STOP TALKING TO ME, NUMBNUTS!

Me just letting it all go.

I need to start talking about flamethrowers again. That weeded out the weirdos pretty quick.

Christ, these "politics is my personality" people are like fucking herpes: they keep popping up at times you really don't want them to. Like, all the time. Easy rules to follow: 1) don't put photos of nazis anywhere in my comments 2) don't belittle me and my moots because we don't subscribe to doom

With my luck, if i wished for the ground to open up and swallow me, it would open maybe a foot and a half and my stupid broad shoulders would get wedged and I'd be stuck there like a middle-aged garden gnome with a foul mouth.

There is a cat outdoors who has taken it upon himself to scream alongside the newborn someone brought home in solidarity? Competition? A harmonizing companion relationship? Either way, outdoors has become very loud.

‼️Look at this insanely perfect shot my husband just captured with his phone. We're both very sad he didn't have a real camera, but this is still amazing.

Sometimes perfect metaphors DO exist. In the 80s, we all believed Russia was a superpower and totally bought into Ivan Drago (thank you, Skuff). But then Ivan Drago was revealed to be a Fulbright Scholar Swede with a 160 IQ and hung out with Grace Jones and not Russian at all. Propaganda, eh?

Well, if you say so...

How many times you can say "just five more minutes" is the test.

The disparate choice in entertainment; the dichotomy of information retrieval; teeth that are decidedly fake versus an attitude some find too real...whatever the case, this is weird as hell and rightfully unsettling. #AEW

So...thinking about Kevin Knight's spurious reasoning behind attacking Darby and then Speedball has me arriving at the conclusion that it was less about seizing the moment and reads more like misplaced daddy issues: "he let me down so I'm gonna hit him" and "he doesn't support me so POW" 🫤 #AEW

The number of times I've said "haha this is a really dumb thing for me to do" before doing something really dumb...and dangerous...for me is pretty concerning. It also shows I'm not a good listener. So I have that going for me.

I have pie

Aw hell...it's Thursday, isn't it?

The expressed sentiment of "I don't like it so it shouldn't be happening" is pretty indicative of someone who had sunshine blown up their ass from birth, not to mention a GIANT red flag. Yikes, kiddo...

These weirdos with 50k followers who only spout generic political shame content like it's an epiphany only they have arrived at have gotta be bots, right? No actual human talks like that.

Fuck him up, Speedball!!! #AEWDynamite