Trying...still...to have a little Xmas spirit, but it ain't happening.

I am so glad I no longer have to concern myself with looking hot. I have apathy'd my way straight out of that bullshit. It's so much cheaper, too.

Keep your expectations low, is all I'm saying

Listen, I'm tired. I'm gonna require a little help.

If "FAFO" had a face.

Wouldn't even argue being set on fire at this point...it's damp, it's chilly, and it would get me out of the holiday plans my past self made to piss me off. 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

Reach out. I'm here...like, a lot.

Time to play "Who Can We Piss Off Today?"

And yet another name to mute. I'm just imagining all of you sounding like seagulls but shrieking "bariweiss" over and over instead of whatever it is seagulls normally shriek.

How you doin'?

Did Aaron Rodgers get punched in the throat or has he always sounded like he's been chugging cheap whiskey and smoking Parliaments for the past 25 years?

Hasn't changed...except for that one time...since high school.

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Carpe some other day

One of my cats is sitting in a large cardboard box that is tipped on its side, like a cave, and she just had a raging sneezing fit. The sounds of the sneezes, amplified by the box, was like dubstep without the douchebags.

The world is weird, so I'm going to continue enjoying the selectively weird. I need that discernment. 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

I'm fine.

I am Steve. You are Steve. We are all Steve.

If more people realized how often I envision their grisly end, they would be a lot nicer.

May the gods grant me the serenity not to beat a bitch with a bat.

If procrastination burnt calories, I would be one skinny bitch.

Let's tag her. @nylarosebeast.bsky.social

You know those replies that make you go "Wait...what?" hours after the fact? The reply initially made you sort of recoil but was superficially innocuous enough to not warrant a quick block, but then gnawed away until you're left wondering what the actual fuck just happened? People are weird.

And when I say "things" I mean "you."

Willful ignorance is a fucking disease. When you are holding a device in your hand that allows you to access all information and find legitimate sources to verify that information and you choose to believe fallacies in order to prop up your narrative, you deserve all the bullshit coming your way.

#Don'tTakeDarbyBungeeJumping #wrestlesky

hi i’m chatGPT and this is jeckoiss

I have a holiday meal planned, but...apparently...there are still 5 days until that and we have to eat in the meantime? That's some bullshit.

Logan Paul after having lost a lot with DraftKings silently contemplating how much Saudi dick he's going to have to entertain to recoup the loss. #wrestlesky

At least 2025 gave us Jake Paul getting his jaw broken in two places. Xmas miracle.

Just shut those bitches down or cut those bitches out. Life's too short.

How it feels to be in the Seattle area these days

For @amandabf.bsky.social who just needs some AdoraDarbs

Aww Luchasaurus honoring Mick Foley's Santa with that finger in the air #AEWCollision

This Collision better be a banger because it’s my birthday. #AEW

My little babies know I'm stressed.

Now that my week has (finally) officially wrapped up and I have no clients scheduled until after the new year, it's time to decompress...which probably just means eating pudding and listening to very loud music. Ya girl is so, so stressed.

Whenever I buy arugula, I'll hold it up for somebody to see and say "A-ROOOO-gula" like I'm a car horn from the 1920s.

If someone begins a post with "So, I guess this app..." you can be goddamned certain they don't understand how to curate their user experience. 👏🏻skill👏🏻issue👏🏻champ👏🏻

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrtV7VFm/ If it's not the greatest, it's certainly in the top 3 #AEW #wrestlesky

Hey, you know where there's no rain? In this wrestling ring. 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW #wrestlesky

Video of me just trying to get some goddamned groceries. If everyone could just work together for 30 seconds and manifest a stop to this rain, I'll blow everybody. I swear.

Nature is undeniably telling us it's all horrifying.

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Please god we've had enough rapey vibes to last a lifetime. If I was born a couple of weeks earlier we'd be in for On Golden Pond, which is way more accurate.

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. The Exorcist. Great. Fuuuuuckin' great...

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Uhh…crap

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Welp