Good thing the only salads I really like are fruit salad and egg salad.

It's weird to me that people are picking sides in the whole "Tom Brady slapped Logan Paul" thing. I say let them go at it. I'm sure it brings someone joy somewhere.

Give it a minute. You'll be singing it.

Some of AEW's best camera work happened during this match #OTD in 2024 at Dynamite Episode 250—but this is what people remember most. What a hidden blade. 🔪

We love Jimothy! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSESGtQc/

@elenoreroux.bsky.social I haven't seen you much at all...i miss you...but i thought of you when your boy Nick was 10 feet in front of me going toe to toe with Mox and we were all chanting "NICK NICK NICK FUCKING WAYNE!"

I fully advocate acting like an inquisitive toddler during a doctor visit. Keep asking why something is the way it is until 1) they are forced to look it up or 2) question all their choices that led to this moment in their career. Never accept "that's just what happens" as a medical explanation.

Now this is what family entertainment is all about! #AEW www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSE6arUR/

And this is why Bluesky thrives while others fall

If you're going to be a fucking cunt about politicized lettuce, why yes...yes, I am going to make fun of you, you mopey twat.

You know who you are.

Who wants to come with me and be an open-minded, happy-go-lucky, empty vessel just waiting to be filled with....wait...this could get horny really fast...

This is truly a Go Fuck Yourself Friday, folks.

Don't...and I cannot stress this enough...turn my posts into your opportunity to opine on current political opinions. I've seen your contrarian behavior for decades and it's TIRESOME. Use your own fucking posts for your drivel and leave my drivel in the joking format it was meant to be.

@just-ricardo.bsky.social You DO realize it takes my dumb ass like 2 days to realize it's you whenever you swap out your pfp, right? 😂😂😂

It is the era of referring to a plate of salad as a "shart tootery board."

If it wasnt for the holey leggings, I'd barely recognize this fresh faced go-getter! 🩷🖤🤍 #DailyDarby #AEW

Britt Baker takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge! 🫶🏽 and gives her nominations: Jericho, Renee, The Bucks, Adam Cole, Stat, Orange Cassidy and Thunder Rosa 💙 #AEW #FUCKALS

azurlane8th.com/contest/watc... If you play Azur Lane, please vote for me 🙏 #AzurLane8thAnniv #cosplay

I wonder if people ever once considered giving something a chance before complaining about it? Critiques are like traffic: you're not going to win by being the biggest asshole. You're just going to be an asshole.

The week before a PPV is exhausting because of you armchair bookers. Eat a snack. Things will be just fine. #AEW

Annnnnnnd that goes in the cart.... #AEW

There's a lot of things I could be pretentious about...me be smart and cultured and things...but if I felt the dire need to flex my intellect and experience on fucking social media, I would have to rethink my overall emotional maturity. Maybe get some therapy or something.

I'd be remiss if I didn't say this did give me weird ideas 😂 #AEW

This is wild for mid-July. I'm under a blanket.

Insanely vibrant flower and herb basket for some respite from smoke and...you know...other stuff

Kylie Jenner in the Meta pervert glasses is...well, it's something.

Commentary-free highlights of Kyle Fletcher vs Komander from Dynamite 🔥 #AEW

Say what you will, but this is BY FAR the best reaction gif when someone tries to get aggressive in my comments #AEW

Peaches is so damn disappointed by all of you.

Happy birthday to @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social !!! Thank you for being the voice of my excitement a few times a week. May your pillow always be cool, and your cereal never soggy.

I've had this song stuck in my head for 2 days. I've loved Blondie...and Debbie Harry...since I was a kid. music.youtube.com/watch?v=1gGT...

I have nothing funny. This was grabbed from the video discussing the passing of The Exalted One, Mr. Brodie Lee. #DailyDarby #AEW

The "bonk" that made me cringe in sympathetic pain! 📸 @ryanloco.com

Boston || 📸 for @allelitewrestling.com

Now that this whole work bullshit is out of the way..."oh, but Amanda! It's only 11:30 where you are!!" Started at 6am doing a 2 hour massage followed by a 30 minute break...haha break yeah right...into ANOTHER 2 hour massage. My body HURTS!

Mercedes Mone IS the CEO 🔥🔥 #AEW

More people need to be put in dire survival situations without the safety net of a production crew surrounding them.

I do love that I can currently lord it over healthy eaters with my Cheetos. Yes, I'm petty AND I'm not shitting myself. Yay for me!

People will literally find fucking anything to complain about. "Wahhh I got too much of what I wanted, but boooo other people got what they wanted, too! Wahhhh!" #AEW

When you get a wrestling shirt that really...REALLY...captures your vibe #wrestlesky

Mercedes with the swinging BDE 😂 #AEWDynamite

I cannot express enough how happy I am for Hyan and Maya World. The journey has been so incredible to watch! #AEWDynamite

My world for a clear photo!! #AEWDynamite

THAT'S my guy!! (Amanda loves a durable man!) #AEWDynamite

Darby got a scorpion tattoo?!?! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #AEWDynamite

I find it wildly ironic that alcohol AND pharmaceutical ads are on during a Darby match 😂😂😂 #AEWDynamite

"He's a wall with veins!" Never change, Taz. #AEWDynamite

Look at how much storytelling happened in less than 90 seconds. But...but...but AEW doesn't tell stories! #OmegaDarbyMox #AEWDynamite