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Keep seeing posts about a particular wrestler "returning" (i mean, how can you return if you never fucking left?) and it just makes me feel gross. Like I need a shower. With lye soap. Yuck. #wrestlesky

This both seems ominous and deeply relevant.

I just had a really cool thing happen, but I can't say what it is and I'm DYING to share!!!!

My dude made an indie appearance AFTER his match with Sammy but before his match with Speedball and holy fuckballs I'm tired just reading about it #AEW www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/aew...

Let me guide you.... #Prince #Classicrock

Make a movie into a porn title: Penetrado

Make a movie into a porn title: Of Human Bondage Wait...

"We saw you across the room and really dig your vibe...granted, it does seem a little terrified, but don't worry! We'll chop and kick until you're..heh heh..comfortable!" #AEW

I sat down on my garden swing, having every intention to start pruning rose bushes, and zoned out for a solid 20 minutes. Antihistamines and sharp objects are probably not a good idea.

I must have missed the episode where Mr. Feeny would display an upside-down pineapple and Eric would take it and eat it

So I *thought* we were keeping it a secret but this is who I’m in a throuple with

Found this. It's so true. I'm the latter.

Woke up this morning with a flood of inspiration for writing my own solo material, a follow-up t Bring The Rukus. First time in 5 years. First line that was there when I woke up: I LOOK FORWARD TO THE DAY I'M REUNITED WITH THE ENERGY I GAVE THE UNIVERSE

I started the #DailyDarby when he took himself off of tv to prepare for his ascent 1) because I missed seeing his face, and 2) it's a feat to be talked about. Too many people..now blocked..confidently stated he'd die up there. I knew he wouldn't. He's just built different and I'm still proud of him.

I hate it here lmao

might need a cup of black goo next to my keyboard for future work zoom calls you know

Had a lovely time checking out desert wildflowers at the Desert Botanical Garden this morning! Got to see what my planned plants look like in person, and got to visit a sweet little Anna's Hummingbird! What a lovely way to spend a peaceful morning.

Watering my pepper plants and serenading them with "Heyyyy Macarena" with added dance moves and everything was...apparently...not on my neighbors list of things she thought she'd see today.

Darby is currently the face of the company. Max before him. Hangman before that. Will Ospreay likely later in the year. It keeps changing. #aew

It fine #aew #wrestlesky #aewdynamite 🤼‍♂️

was Ace Steel on that flight

I am officially taking a sick day tomorrow and I actually do feel sick. So, I guess what I'm saying is prepare yourselves for some pretty weird shit coming from my brain to your screens because antihistamines do bizarre shit to my noggin.

if your genitals could speak, what would they say?

if your genitals could speak, what would they say?

Tommaso Sham-pa

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone 👩🏻‍🫯‍👩🏽

"So, how you doing?" "Well, in a Nutshell..." youtu.be/9EKi2E9dVY8?...

US armed forces & Bolivian police are preparing a joint operation to kidnap Evo Morales and massacre the indigenous communities in the vicinity. - Police officers opposed to the plan have leaked documents confirming the operation.

#aew #wrestlesky #aewcollision 🤼‍♂️

Me trying to get of bed

Darby has won the... • AEW Men's World Championship • AEW Men's Tag Team Championship • TNT Championship #aew

There are few songs that make me nostalgic for the mid '00s, but The Black Parade is certainly one of them. I can't pinpoint why, but I love it and will blast the fuck out of it when it comes on.

Because why not? www.kickstarter.com/projects/fel...

If you still want to fuck me after watching me eat an egg salad sandwich, I kinda admire your commitment to the bit.

Voices in his head and a bong.

What accessories would your action figure come with?

anxiety and baja blast

The Death assassin

more boos than a goddamn Mario Ghost House

Can't believe I've had to pull the "if you want to act like that in the house that I pay the rent on then you can go find somewhere else to live" card on my own dad of all people but there ya go. I'm sick and tired of being the one to remove myself from situations when it should be the other way.

It’ll be five weeks since my knee dislocation this Tuesday, and we’re walking unassisted 🙏

Some rando decided my front porch...considerably off the street...was where they wanted to hang out. Me: "Do I know you?" Them: "oh sorry.." (makes no attempt to leave) Me: "Go. Now." Them: "Why?" ....motherfucker... Me: "Because this is my house and I don't know you." Them: "oh...ok"

Scrolling through different folders of downloaded photos makes me realize that 1) I'm kind of an idiot, 2) I have an absolute shit memory because I have sometimes 4 or 5 copies of the same photo, and 3) I've really become a tad obsessive.

The greatest gift

These guys winning the trios genuinely had me clapping and kicking my feet on Friday night lmao

Darby reign... Darby fans are happy...they finally got what they wanted. Darby has also opened up a lot of eyes and he's gone up in people's estimation. Gained a lot more fans. #aew

@chob316.bsky.social great minds think alike 🤣