Not the third person voice as well. 🫡

I'm gonna get cancelled

I was on one this week for some reason, I might get in trouble

Mmmmmhm. And we're supposed to believe that when she was essentially playing herself, had enough pull to get handed titles she didn't deserve and got her mid ass brother a job he didn't deserve. Sure, Jan.

Holy Shit!!!! Andrade just became the new GWF World Champion! 🤯 #GlobalWarning

Relax, bread department

I am forever thankful that AEW and their roster don't act as if they're above the indies.

P sure andrade just fist bumped that whole venue 🤣 #globalwarning

Aww Andrade thanks Rambo. Good lad #globalwarning

German Wrestling Federation commentator, in English: "HOLY SHIT!!!!!!" 🤼

OMG UND NEUE!!! #globalwarning

Andrade is having the time of his life rn. Good for him.

This is a great match but also I am really hungry and cold and want to go make a big vat of cheese and bacon pasta 🤣

I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.

Crowd singing Andrade 🎵Oh oh oh oh🎵 to the tune of volare 💀 #globalwarning

Chris was writing stuff on Twitter about wrestling that helped me make sense of things when I was first getting into AEW so I am DELIGHTED by this endorsement

Bless the German commentary switching to English for this match - they didn't really need to cos it's pretty easy to follow regardless but still, I appreciate it #globalwarning

Cole Phelps doing the Young Bucks pose, 1947 #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼

CPF Vs Sunshine Machine let's GOOOOOO #globalwarming

Dave is so unbelievably out of touch at this point that it's just kind of embarrassing.

Aw, akura left his boots in the ring?!... And his pants? Kinda? #globalwarning

Kouga got it!!

I think that's the first time I've seen anyone smooch the ref to distract them 🤣 #globalwarning

This being in the torygraph as well. The jokes write themselves.

The result of my little run in with the iPad the other day. Ow.

trans women playing women’s sports

OMG TIGER CAPE I WANT IT

Banger card is banger

go ahead. post another "take." tell me that not liking AI is elitist. accuse Dril of sabotaging Harris's chances at winning the election. say that it's "white male privilege" to not vote for Newsom. come up with a woke way to support genocide. call me gay for liking corn dogs.

Unhinged crash out Mercedes is going to be so fun

The Crash Out Tour is back on the menu! 🤼

This is frankly amazingly neat. Ambitious technicality, but nearly flawless execution. 🔟🔟🔟🔟🔟 Truly Olympian level work and deserving of a medal in its own right. 🏅

German Chant school: "Der Arm muss ab" translates to "take his arm off". The chant can be for any body part but only works when the face is applying the hold. If the heel applies the hold it's "Der Arm bleibt dran" (the arm stays on) #GlobalWarning #indiewrestling

Reform Vs Green. Hate Vs Hope. Hundreds and hundreds of people out on the streets today making sure hope wins. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Come watch some graps from Germany!!

Okay I want moodo's shirt that's amazing #globalwarning

I actually went and checked it really said this… Obviously they were too cowardly to go on record - I mean, who'd want to admit publicly to being "pro-Starmer" - but yes, the person this unnamed Labour MP hates most in politics is @zackpolanski.bsky.social Out of all the people to choose 🤔

Tuning into GWF on this rainy Saturday afternoon

How often does the love of wrestling cross streams with the burning need for political revolution in your own country?! Well it did Wednesday on AEW Dynamite. @ibladedaily.bsky.social @innitbab.bsky.social and @pippin_atx.bsky.social discuss in our newest episode! 🤼 #AEW == Streaming Everywhere ==

“I have defied gods and demons. I am your shield. I am your sword. I know you. Your past. Your future. This is the way the world ends.” -Cortana. 📸 Joshd1301

Desperate fash company doing desperate fash things.

I know we put out a lot of """"content"""" last week but if you haven't taken a moment to find out what a fun giggly girlie (gn) Jay Joshua is yet, it's worth it. listen life's hard, take your joy where you find it. here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... #wrestlesky

Thinking about how AEW getting tons of positive pub for the "FUCK ICE!" chant occurred in the same week as The Rockdaughter basically saying WWE bans talent from cruticizing Trump, CM Punk calling all Samoans overly emotional, and Cody Rhodes concluding Black Twitter genuinely endorsed him as Black.

this is old but I feel like I wanna restate it

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I don't think we ever call Will Ospreay "Will Ospreay" ever any more. Crispy Billy 4ever

wait so Cody and Phil were like, well if AEW is the anti-ICE company we’d better make it real clear we’re the racist one??? yikes.

Well? You gonna prove 'em wrong?