i am going to see a US Aircraft Carrier sunk in my lifetime and it is going to make everyone Very. Normal.

Cooking dinner Breath of the Wild style

How many times can your $800B company say "Oopsie Doodle, we really muffed that one, huh?" before any investors begin to question the value proposition of AT THE VERY LEAST Sam Altman as a figure.

Booooo AI Boooooo using AI BOOOOOO refusing to listen to your community and doubling down when you get called out on using AI and then say you’re “for the community” Sit tf down actually

It’s like…. how do you close an air space dog? like it’s fucking… its air bro

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

*flips hat around and sits in chair backward* cronus mogged uranus until zeus mogged cronus

Just paid these two and I’m adopting one more MN immigrant family’s rent for tonight, if I can pull it off. This next family needs $2400 to stay out of eviction court. Can you help them stay housed? V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater Please share and help if you can! Thank you! 🌻

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a thing historians will marvel about when they study this era is the extent to which the "war is a thing that happens to poorer, browner people" class went about systematically dismantling every aspect of the global political order that confined the costs of war to poorer and browner people

Public pressure means something. Primaries can change policies. In NY-10, Dan Goldman has been running ads for months. Primaried from his left by @bradlander.bsky.social, Goldman’s ads have gone from “Agents should have to carry ID” in January, to big bold graphics this month that say “Abolish ICE.”

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I'm fed up of the Green transition being seen as some crank left wing thing when energy independence from imported fossil fuels is the *only* thing that keeps our energy sovereign and unaffected by Russian aggression and wars in the middle east. The last 5 years have proven that point so clearly

One of the grossest things in the Epstein files is how he just randomly scanned the news for men accused of SA and used this money and connections to dig up dirt on victims.

Cool. My poor people dinners when I was a kid are now being... gentrified?

Treating the president’s fucked up skin the same as Kirk’s ventilated neck. You gotta laff

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

A Saudi official saying this on Al Jazeera, a Qatari media outlet, is far more telling than any nugget of information carefully leaked to an American media outlet. This war will permanently alter the relationship of the Gulf states, the US, and Israel.

It's a sign of an administration that has no understanding of power other than 'Celebrity' as a barometer.

If we live under a "regime" how come I don't hear any ominous sitars riffing in the background? How do you explain that

"this could have unanticipated beneficial effects" I say, reaching for the stove

Looking for a fact checker in Minnesota. Please let me know if you have any suggestions!

the time has come for the british people to eat keir starmer

Under a new policy released Thursday, the Trump Administration will test conversion therapy on trans people in prisons. It explicitly states that it aims to help trans people “recover,” all the while forcibly detransitioning them both medically and socially. transitics.substack.com/p/the-trump-...

Off to SCOTUS and today’s firearm-possession law arguments in U.S. v. Hemani. Subscribe to Law Dork to keep up: www.lawdork.com

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Nope :D

“In a pair of recent interviews with STAT, Plotkin expressed dismay at seeing the achievements of his career & his field slip away. He knows what lies ahead… “All I can say is that I’m beginning to regret having lived so long —because we’re going downhill,” Plotkin said” @jackiantonovich.bsky.social

Thinking about this right now. I assume we are now at 1 out of 60 people on earth being forcibly displaced or more

it’s monday again

Joseph speaks to Cooper Quintin all about how to find fake cell phone towers that can track your movements or intercept text messages.

Alt text The NYT is no angel.

ChatGPT after you start a war in the Middle East:

I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"

WELL WELL WELL NOT SO EASY TO FIND A PLAN TO TERMINATE A CONFLICT THAT DOESN’T SUCK SHIT HUH?

I fight for a world where bitches can relax

“Enchanté,” I say, shaking your dog’s paw.

Oh no... I hope a big gay person doesn't approach me, I would be so scared and definitely not turned on by that... 🫣

Scattering everywhere today lol 😆 Tell ur families goodbye and go die prolly cause someone a narcissist whole timr their family chillin...yall troopers asf

Hit da hotline then hit da BRICKS

To understand what's happening in Iran today, you have to know about the history of Western intervention in the country. In the early 1900s, the British secured oil rights in the country until 1993, where they only agreed to pay Iran 16% of the total profits. This was seen as an unfair deal. 🧵