AI Hanoi Jane is gonna go hard

one of my favorite guilty pleasures is when i see this guy post something insanely anodyne, i go look at the equivalent post on twitter and the comments are invariably like ”OH FIXING THE PARKS REAL NICE WHY DONT YOU SOLVE I/P????”

Hallelujah, EGRETS 🪶

The other pair of Sandhill Cranes I spent time with yesterday gave some nice views. Here, they are giving a territorial call as two other Sandhill Cranes are flying over above us. #birds #SandhillCranes

Talking to my neighbor. We had just greeted each other in a manner which frightens the weak when he handed me a basket full of Easter eggs. "I laid them myself. I have a cloaca now." He asked me if I wanted to see it. I said no. He showed me anyway. It was incredible but wrong. Like SeaWorld.

they did a study and found that forest fruit you can pick and munch cures all diseases and makes your brain happy and you live forever and your skin is good

how does anyone take italians seriously

Computers are bad

horse redesign

A lively gathering of sparrows, each finding their own little spot on the branches. #birds

if you find yourself overwhelmed by constant terror at the state of the world, may I suggest becoming a bird person? it doesn't really fix anything, but it at least lets you go "oh hell yeah" whenever you see a raven flying past with sticks for a nest in its beak or whatever

US ANNOUNCES PLANS TO WIPE HANDS WITH PREMOISTENED TOWELETTE - #$GLOP #$GUNK #$SCUZZ all down in after hours trading

ヒゲペンギン

put impossible steak bits in my breakfast tacos. i'm high on the hog to-day

every morning that i perform my daily ablutions in a non-freestanding non-clawfoot bathtub is a personal insult intentionally directed at me by the universe and the collective human unconsciousness. you are all culpable. every last one of you.

Where is the lettuce?

magic is real the problem is humans are born with all the mana they're ever going to have, and babies waste it all on useless spells like googoo and gaga

お疲れさまでsparrow🪶 #sparrow #スズメ フェンスでまったりしてた リラックス仲良し３チュン (•'ө'•)໒꒱"

I'm getting this from anonymous cypto boards. Daedalus was supposed to beat the old content-recognition problem in surveillance; it was a program that could search all the terabytes of intercepted messages for subversive content.

Japanese White-eye メジロ、だいだい目つき悪い説 #birds #photography

[gets shot in the penis by the lightning gun from quake iii] My penis!

Everyone had at least one roommate that looked like this. Looked fried, had weird work hours, you weren't even sure you knew what his job was, but he was never late with rent and utilities. Good dude

Fresh from the nest Cactus Wren 🪶 (note eye color & gape flange)

lol the azure mobile app doesnt support group based privileged identity management. it’s useless to me

As I said to my students the other day, while talking about the banking system: When everything is working you don’t think about your plumbing. You turn on the faucet and the water comes out. But when something goes wrong, that’s when you really need to know where the pipes are.

Pretty cool for Trump to destroy American soft power, facilitate the switch off fossil fuels, AND slam the brakes on AI. I don't think a leftist accelerationist could've done all this more efficiently!

Dehydrated hummingbird being rescued.

sf story idea: cosmic microwave background radiation is a carrier wave for the technique to make LLMs. societies of a certain level of advancement detect it and inadvertently create LLMs, leading to fragmenting of their consensus reality and rendering them pliant for the broadcaster to swoop in and

“Cigarettes” are a pre-packaged form of smokable tobacco. You can find cigarettes in many “stores”.

A female Powerful Owl watching a couple of Water Dragons having a disagreement in a Brisbane park. #birds #wildoz #brisbane

50/50 chance it was drones, otherwise it was some balloons and an army guy got scared

a beautiful woman is going to julienne me tomorrow...

i‘m a simple man and i live by a simple rule: never get on the wrong side of a furry who uses the computer

Carter: Colonel! O'Neill (p90 pointed offscreen): come on, Daniel, what does it say? Daniel Jackson: well if Im reading this right, they worshipped a being named "Miette", who had the power to imprison you for... one thousand years... Teal'c: I believe it would be most unwise to awaken this "Miette"

new ebr expansion. what i really want to do is play the core game through. but what i really am is Sooooo Tireeedddd

The sparrows were chirping in a distinctive tune. Spring is finally here! スズメがさえずっていました。 チュン・チャン チュン・チャン チュン・チャン・チャン （数度くりかえす） #BirdArt

In PoWeRsHeLl, ThE sWiTcH sTaTeMeNt OpErAtEs On CoLlEcTiOnS

Any flying object can be "unidentified", if you've been home-schooled.

Hecking Puppos: Why Dont I Have One

dude there is not one single cool Scheming Eunuch in the entire trump admin

I can’t see the scorebug on my 50” tv either.