people in the US would go completely apeshit about this so i wholeheartedly support it

Wrong! There’s never a good time to quit coffee, the delicious drink that‘s good to drink! But you should keep your tolerance low.

they can scan the hair on my derrière if they want to confirm my age

A dark-eyed junco showing off its contrasting plumage 📷 #Nikon #Z8 + Nikkor 180-600mm (ISO 1800, f7.1, 1/400s) 🪶 #birds #birdphotography

this is colloquially known as “child abuse”

[setting my copy of Revelation Space on fire in my living room while manically laughing]

does anyone have any idea whats been going on lately?

Idea for a new sport: american football but no bodyarmor or tackling. Instead of a field the players navigate a vast warren of underground chambers interconnected by hallways and ductwork, often finding special items that let them backtrack to previously inaccesible areas.

サラッと雪

[choking up, tears forming in my eyes] i found a pizzeria that does specialty vegan pies in town....

which pill do you want

Brown-eared Bulbul ヒヨドリ #birds #photography

obviously lots of bad things are occurring but scrolling through my tl and seeing this freakadoo next to a closeup of a dish of wings is particularly enervating

#NEWS #UPDATE #IMPORTANT: finally got the slow cooker lid for my instant pot. this week i will be making vegetarian mapo tofu. please clap

“Help!” cried Toad. “My best friend is trying to kill me!” “I’m only getting you ready for winter,” said Frog.

Democrats are making huge headway! And you know what that means- maybe when the midterms come around they will get to work not rolling anything trump has done back, implementing solutions that dont work, and insider trading (when they are not on vacation)

having that ever present thought of "Biden's DOJ sat on this"

i think i just slept for 15 hours, feels good man

Look at this photo. This isn't a concentration camp? If you look at this and say "well guys we can't just stop this, there's too many levers that need to be pulled" you might lack a soul

それぞれに何を考えて、 何を見ているのかわかりますか？ #スズメ

Brown-headed nuthatches, Huntington Beach State Park, South Carolina #birds #wildlifephotography

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

i am constantly in awe of my friends who have kids. i stayed up until 1:30 last night instead of crashing out at like 10-11pm and i feel like i've been put through one of those play-dough machines. meanwhile, they have kids! some even have more than one! i couldn't fathom it.

hell yeah babey new york keep that shit outta my state

上目遣いな感じの モンちゃん♡

This Northern Cardinal seemed to be keeping an eye on me as he was about to swoop down to snag a seed. Spotted along Central Park's Harlem Meer this morning. 😍😍😍 #Cardinals #CentralPark #birding

Fact check: true

i find the idea of talking to the computer in natural language to be completely repulsive. this is not a irony post. it's nauseating to think about. likewise thinking about computer replying to me in natural language. it was a cool idea precisely once, when i was a kid in that one douglas adams game

[emerging from the basement covered in gore] "i'm achievement hunting"

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tfw when there is a calibre-web update :eyes:

Landlords small and landlords tall Landlords thin and landlords wide Let policies enact such that Landlords Died

"Natalia Bonanno’s family owns 200 apartment units"

mantling, 2025

Today's pigeon is based on a photo by @banditelli.org, and also a GOLDEN GOD

Did I ever post this here

i need to play a flex seeker with Gray's Anatomy for testless damage... ouurghhhh

今朝はとても風強いです テンちゃん♡隠れてました

nasty wx

Pretty much how every New Yorker is feeling about this unrelenting winter! Our resident Great Blue Heron dreaming of spring in the Central Park Loch. 💙🩶💙 #Herons #CentralPark #birding

completely the fault of the victims. i’m blaming the victims. if they didn’t want to get attacked by wild turkeys they wouldn’t have dressed like that, or done whatever they did, or been wherever they were. 100% the fault of the victims.

Happy Thrasher Thursday to those who observe… 🪶