Thank you to @birdguides.bsky.social for the notable photo

this feels a bit grim to me. something something recuperation

Comedy: America 250 edition of Monopoly has dice made in China because they couldn’t find anyone to do it domestically at all, much less at a competitive price. www.npr.org/2026/07/12/n...

this really is the funniest form of “trying to be a landlord”

vagabonds plotting...

While I often disagreed with Senator Graham’s political positions, I am glad that his heart exploded while he was getting railed in the ass by a call boy.

ever since i got this bottle cleaning brush, my bottles have never cleaner

i have yet to attain Winifred Mindset

puppy summoning anubis to bring his human back

A Blue Jay perches on the side of the tree to be ready for when peanuts will be offered. Love their blues 💙

All videogames are canceled forever. A man with an axe is on his way to your home to chase you around outside for a little bit.

💡#Idea: It should be less hot

WHATS GRACKLE-ACKIN

Dipper Tai Chi. #BirdOfTheDay #Contortionist #birds #photography #ECK

the bridge fell down and no one came to repair it etc etc

idea: arkham decks that assemble themselves

Im sorry I will simply never have any respect for anyone, perhaps even reformed from it, who was ever into evangelical or pentecostal shit beyond maybe the age of 9. You are evil weird cartoon people. Also if your pastor has a podcast youre going to hell man lol

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

よく頭にシールを貼られるボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I’m a Borzoi who often gets stickers stuck on my head.

Laurel Roth Hope (2009)

upon revealing his true form, pious augustus—who is present in every age—issued forth the words mantorok pargon narokath pargon santak in a rasping bellow

i’ve said this before but boy howdy, the single most depressing thing to me in the media is LLMs, and the wider proliferation of edutech. its all real bad, i think they should ban all computer from k-12 except for basic computer literacy/typing courses tagide.com/blog/llm/the...

This is a fun and really well-done triple mashup of Outkast’s B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad), Hitchcok’s The Birds, and Sesame Street. (via @unlikelywords.bsky.social) [youtube.com]

where's that "everyone is entitled to one mitch mcconnel conspiracy theory" post. mine is that he's already perfected metempsychosis

OSPREYNOIA /n/ the sense that wherever you go there just may be an Osprey in the sticks and brambles, judging you 🪶

this rules and is giving me hope for my people. this is just anecdotal but i think if enough younger jews get uppity, the older ones are inclined to be like "feh okay, sure! whatever you say!" as long as you're otherwise a mensch

this happened to me yesterday

Has anyone tried making like. Oatmeal, but its cold like ice cream? For to eat in summer, when its hot. Oatmeal ice cream…

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

A Blue Jay picking up some millet that someone had left on the boardwalk railing. Barn Swallows were very unhappy with the Blue Jay being so close to their nest under the boardwalk and went into dive bombing mode.

Yogurt is using Beemis as a Step-Stool to get to their water

wow, okay, you could call it "lying", which sounds bad, i prefer to think of it as "exploring a potential counterfactual"

While we're all talking about Ko Takeuchi, here's the incredible piece they drew for me lmao

𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝! 〰️𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦〰️ 𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐒

Argentina is filled with a lot of backwards bigots the same way Nassau County is

A himborb.

My idea would be that the next time people want to support a working class candidate for public office, we look for someone like a nurse or a public school teacher or a home health aide or a nice HR lady. And ideally someone with a track record of commitment to organized left politics.

Here’s Omelette 🌼 #whimsical #cottagecore #summervibes #frog

hey man. Fuck You

AI is great. It's allowed software developers to build their towers taller and taller. Soon they will reach Heaven and greet God

Cedar Waxwing. I wasn't as close as I would have liked to have been, but wanted to post anyway due to its unique looks.

WHERE IS MY DOG?? Dog™ is no longer supported. Old dogs have been discontinued due to issues with smell and shedding. We have upgraded you at no charge to Dog+™ which is free for the first month. Made of shiny plastic, Dog+™ has improved Speak™ and can now suggest products and summarize walks