cream of telephone. "the dialing-ointment"

i have 0 professional interest in it but for some reason i’ve been following the chromium jpgxl thread for so long and they just reopened it, i’m very invested in the outcome

when i shop at costco, i feel a real spiritual connection to the suburbs

I am shocked- SHOCKED! that the free market is not providing everyone with housing! 🙃

Why, the main character of Mouthwashing is quite an unpleasant fellow!

At the concerted hall, straight up “condurcting it.” And by “it,” haha, well let’s just say. My pianist

had a vegan reuben this morning at Grass Fed Rochester. almost cried with delight. delicious fake meat, fake cheese, sauerkraut, and rye. the only thing that could have made it better would be if a large bird mauled me, and also deli mustard

i love when my poasting pals rt stuff like this because my finger involuntarily goes to the “like button“ only to find that i’d already liked it months ago

Astoria the Wild Turkey looking her best for her daily visit to The View restaurant in The Battery. 🦃 ❤️

Hapless rube in commercial for AI: Gemini, what does the recipe mean by, “finish by broiling on top rack for 4 minutes”? 😩 Gemini: Amazing job on the cooking! It can be scary. First of all, an oven is like an epic car without wheels that gets hot

about to see angel’s egg in theaters. i wish i was stoned out of my gourd but you gotta make do

finally had a rochester “Garbage Plate”, and it was vegan 👌

おはようございまsparrow🪶 #sparrow #雀 ほっぺぷくぷく〜💕 今日もよき一日を🍀(•'ө'•)໒꒱"

just got an 87% on a practice technician license exam, FCC please send my my license immediately TIA

not going to order anything on black friday because i hate the economy 😈

astigmatic gang RISE UP

Jessica Tisch-Marsh

Jorge Soros

Well?

the banks got fucked on the twitter deal so musk could do this with twitter, so in a way, it's very funny

食事中 White Wagtail #birds

目力よw In fact, sparrows have a keen eye. #BirdArt #進捗

thinking about how my slack avatar has been Tunon the Adjudicator for maybe half a decade now because of how much i enjoy laws, and rules

Turkey (Meleagris gallopavo), Middlegrounds Metropark, Toledo, Ohio, USA, October 2025. ©2025 #birds #nature #photography #naturephotography #toledo #ohio #autumn

tag yourself i’m “individual vs the group ? ?”

the net effect of this is that people are going to go more insane, and the government will become more delegitimized in the eyes most people. but as long as there’s still copper to strip out of the walls, whoever is in charge doesnt have to care 🙂👍

Taco Bell: When you’re here, you’re family.

huge news team:

furtive, 2024

more like cloudFAIL!!! #gottem

Cloudflare peepee poopoo #cloudflare

キクイタダキ・エナガ・シジュウカラ・ヤマガラ・メジロ・コゲラの混群にヒガラもいて近くで撮れた☺️ コガラがいなかったなぁ… #野鳥 #野鳥撮影 #野鳥写真 #birds #coaltit

I invented a politician that isn’t self-serving. Then i trapped him in a mason jar and i keep him on my desk as a reminder that better things are possible.

parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole

suffered a tedious, unsatisfying meeting after work hours, then went to make dinner and found out i was missing an onion, so now i am off to the grocer’s. i am the most put-upon extant human being

I like to make fun of jersyites just as much as the next red-blooded new yorker, but i don’t think i’d call them that!

I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens

おはようございます😊 #チュンズデー 今日は一段と寒いですねぇ🥶 体調にはくれぐれもお気をつけを😷 本日も宜しくお願いします🙇

just closed half the browser tabs on my phone (please clap)

me, being honked at: look pal, it's not a perfect system. there's gonna be mistakes me, honking: you motherfucker you dumb motherfucker how can anyone be this fucking stupid you stupid piece of shit fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you