"Wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?" - the President of the United States of America www.kgw.com/article/news...

Save Earth and Atmospheric Sciences!! eas.unl.edu/save-earth-a...

d&d eldritch knight could use find familiar to summon a dragonfly that hovers 10ft above and then worg into it during combat to fight in third-person compound eye pov up to dm whether it would have any benefit (i would house rule "can't be flanked for advantage") but fun character flavor at least

holy fuckin shit she did

Well don't I feel stupid

tara strong no :(

imagine how awesome it must feel for all these people representing their ENTIRE COUNTRIES to the WHOLE REST OF THE PLANET to collectively go "well i'm not gonna sit here and listen to THIS fuckin piece of shit" and dip lmao

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

Even Teddy Roosevelt (our least "woke" president ever) called Wounded Knee "a massacre," in which "squaws, children, unarmed Indians, and armed Indians who had surrendered were killed, sometimes cold-bloodedly and with circumstances of marked brutality." 5/

it's so sad that this woman apparently has no one in her life willing to sit her down and explain how fucking pathetic and desperate it is to livestream yourself performatively dickriding a dead podcaster for clout to a bunch of powerless service industry workers

Also glad to see that the Imp returns! Bust a move to that Cookie Jam!

Oh my god this is absolutely insane. Do you know how many people are going to be priced out of medicine now? This is going to kill so many people. I'm not even joking. This is a nightmare.

nobody can convince me they're doing this for any other reason than to control the gaza narrative

sent this to my sis, she said she does not know how to describe how reading it made her feel but that she wanted to go lie down

It is not a coincidence that most of the videos you see of ICE agents using excessive force seem to feature unarmed women half their size. 🙃

New one by me. Wanted to play with a 5/4 -> 4/4 transition. A lot inspired by one of my favorite artists @floorbaba.bsky.social. Give it a listen!

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

sorry it's a memey screenshot from the other place but i legit think about this at least once a week and seriously considered writing an entire term paper on it back when i was getting my religious studies minor #TT

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

what the story doesn't mention is that this photograph was taken in the middle of an impromptu saucy snake jazz freestyle dance routine

bro you're making 130k/yr just pay for it wth

people are starting to speak up about the Argentina bailout

the lessons we are teaching the world right now include truth does not exist, accountability does not exist, corruption is fine, wanton and brazen state murders are fine, laws aren't real, and there is no rule that cannot be broken. unqualified to lead anything

[logging on every day] man what

More from the Suffolk University poll: www.suffolk.edu/-/media/suff... Do you support or oppose "defund the police"? Support - 21% Oppose - 74% Would you support or oppose cutting some of the police budget and using the money for social services? Support - 54% Oppose - 41%

pestering MAHA dorks until they threaten to kick my ass and then getting out of it by warning them that if any of my blood gets on them they'll be contaminated and assimilated into the woke mob by the unholy covid vaccine mrna molecules rampaging through my system

Silver lining, but this is hilarious "We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to finally speak and then get served Tylenol as an answer," anti-vaccine group Georgia Coalition for Vaccine Choice wrote."

Kimmel should make his first show back all about Jeffrey Epstein

hahahahaha called it

Jesus himself in Matthew, when he first discussed the Lord's Prayer, said only hypocrites pray in public and beat their chests over how religious they are. He said if you truly want to pray to God, go into a closet by yourself.Hegseth is going directly against the red letter words of Christ.

please sir, save chicago

this exists it is called thinking

as a peaceful non-football-enjoyer i'm content to simply ignore the husker cult on home game days 99% of the time but i FUCKIN hate the fighter jet flyovers fuck OFF with that shit

Pretty fucked that they had to split the right wing into flavors to get it all to fit in the chart

if i was making a garden paradise for some people i invented, i'd do it so none of the fruit in there ruins your whole life if you eat it

Literally fascism. Literally what the Nazis did with Horst Wessel.

"I'm a strong supporter of free speech, but reactions like we've seen in some cases, where they are celebrating an assassination, celebrating a murder, that is not free speech." It is, in fact, free speech, senator. nebraskapublicmedia.org/en/news/news...

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I was going to make a snippy post about whether any republicans would vote for a resolution honoring a democrat, but I don't think democrats even proposed one when *their own reps* got assassinated a couple months back

A new FFP investigation: Nebraska undercounts the number of people who die of drug overdoses, say state officials, experts and a first-of-its-kind Flatwater Free Press analysis. We’re dying blind. It’s costing us money, and lives. 🔗 buff.ly/WFcUih3

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The alleged gazelle and also the hyena still clinging to it from below now suspended in mid air and rotating just so. You thought of a pinata at what would either be the best or worst children’s birthday party ever thrown. Then the opposite of the Lady and the Tramp eating spaghetti.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/