bic lighters should go back to putting their UPCs on stickers that can be peeled off after purchase instead of making them part of the plastic printed art sleeve. c'mon i already bought it

they are unveiling this statue on sept 10 to celebrate him going an entire year without saying something hideously racist and/or sexist

propitious boy oats for the mealsome lad

Something akin to the Nuremberg trials is basically the starting point to court my vote from here.

An unfathomable clean air act violation. I worked in this exact field for years, including in oil and gas, and i still can't get over how wanton and obvious this crime is. Just stunning

abolish this violent gang and prosecute every member

They’re revving up the killing machine again. They never stopped but they went into some forms of strategic retrenchment for about 8 seconds following getting their asses kicked so hard during the height of their Minnesota invasion. They’re slamming the foot on the gas again

came up to bat with two outs in the bottom of the last inning, tied score, runner on second, and blasted the first pitch into deep right. fr thought i'd just hit my very first walk-off in 16+ years of city rec softball until the RF made a webgem over-the-shoulder grab. lost 10-8 in extra innings ;\

that's an extra from the "land of confusion" video

bozo down

the weird thing about "the big club" is that it's so obviously unidirectional and not just in keyfabe. they tried to get Pelosi killed and then celebrated it. leaked messages showed them conspiring to deliberately attempt to give COVID to democrats. what the fuck are democrats thinking

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

oh poor ol' lindsey, thought of immigrants and died

guys it's inappropriate to say "lindsay graham is a piece of shit" today the proper grammar is now "lindsay graham was a piece of shit"

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

man FUCK england

U.S. congressman can't visit our Best Friend country without being surrounded and menaced by an armed gang

liberal politicians hate Mamdani because he demonstrates how easy it is to do popular things that benefit the public and they don't want their constituents getting bothersome ideas

there's a property tax crisis because fuckheads like pillen have been cutting income taxes and slashing state spending across a quarter-century of single-party rule restore income tax rates/brackets to what they were in 1993 (adjusted for inflation) and watch how fast the budget deficit evaporates

really think that if democrats hold any chamber of congress next year that a condition of passing a budget is the removal of russ vought, who has a genuinely tyrannical vision of presidential power and is a focal point of the lawlessness of the trump administration

Mamdani got into office and instantly: • Froze rent for 2 million New Yorkers • Cut subway fares in half for low-income riders • Fully funded NYC parks • Added $680M for public schools • Launched free child care for 2-year-olds If establishment politicians actually wanted to help you, they could.

Alarming story that confirms my own reporting along similar lines: Dan Moraff, the political strategist who plucked Graham Platner out of obscurity to run for senate and barely vetted him, was barred from Rep. Summer Lee’s 2022 campaign after three complaints of sexual misconduct.

Luis Angel Lozada makes number 91 on our list of ICE and CBP sexual predators.

Directing Graham Platner’s campaign

Every woman in my life has shared their often violent encounters with men who refused to take no for an answer, who ignored “please don’t come over” texts, who drunkenly pushed themselves onto them and made them feel like they had to acquiesce, who were harassed at work, in the street, at school

upon revealing his true form, pious augustus—who is present in every age—issued forth the words mantorok pargon narokath pargon santak in a rasping bellow

The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.

lowkey resent my body for producing ear hair. like c'mon read the room

If you only have time to read one thoughtful piece about this mess, let it be this one.

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

"hindsight is 20/20" i say, while explaining how the people with foresight who were right were wrong

i always assume they'll dig up my shoplifting charge from 1995 even though it was dismissed following completion of juvenile diversion

Surprise surprise the refs are helping out

fifa has decided it was unacceptable for egypt to knock off the reigning champions

fuck var lol

𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝! 〰️𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦〰️ 𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐒

The incentives of capital make enshittification as predictable as sunrise.

first of all jfc never skimp on important stuff like oh idk making sure your candidate isn't a blackwater merc with a nazi tat and more than one credible accusation of sexual abuse

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.