Lolllllll #birdCalls #EDM

you can rewind the 4k livestream feed of the nebraska capitol falcon box up to 12 hrs; this frame was from roughly 8:39pm

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

you can rewind the 4k livestream feed of the nebraska capitol falcon box up to 12 hrs; this frame was from roughly 8:39pm

Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) #$AZO

it's 11pm on a friday night and the group chat is popping off because one dude doesn't "believe" in pi

hard to explain how holy-shit bonkers it was the first time 10yo me made it to the dragon twins fight, right before the end of river city ransom (1989), only to hear the theme song from double dragon (1987) kick in. they were published by completely different game studios! there was no precedent!!

It really is a scandal how every pension fund and 401k will subsidize SpaceX by billions of dollars simply by incorporating it into indices after its IPO. It's the greatest wealth transfer to a single individual in all of human history.

hell is empty

goddamnit

the opening theme song from the original teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon is objectively terrible and no amount of wistful nostalgia can redeem it

Once again, the thing the left was screaming and begging to have happen becomes the consensus center position only after incalculable damage has been done

"You're Offloading Creativity To An Algorithm" - Stardew Valley Creator Stands Firm Against AI.

Incredible

nothing says 21st century christianity like stepping over your injured friend on the floor so you can drive to church a half hour away

what pisses me off most about discovering that the 4hr-long "what if pink floyd played the ff6 soundtrack" youtube was made with generative ai is that it didn't have to be! any competent producer could have done this without genai! even me! MFer brought a forklift to the gym to lift weights

the rest of the world explaining things to american morons: okay think of a hamburger, the biggest moron in america explaining things to chinese people: i love your general tso, very powerful general, big strong leader. his chicken is everywhere

I don’t even know how to comprehend this headline its so ghoulish

skill issue. my gf and i love living in separate houses lol

me and my home boy are using slings to feed each other treats at range

john fetterman eat my shit and hair

i went to a birding event and participated in the craft activity and also there were kestrels

one candidate in the NE-02 D primary is spending millions on attack ads, arguing that if her opponent wins he'll vacate his state legislature seat, thus giving Rs a supermajority when the gov fills it maybe if you're so worried put those millions toward candidates in winnable #neleg races instead??

fuck yes fuck hilgers fuck raybould fuck the other 32 republicans who passed LB258 fuck capitalism, labor is entitled to all it creates

590,000 people paid $59 million for the Trump gold phone. A year later, not a single one has shipped. No one has received a phone. The original release date was August, 2025. Now all info about the release date has been removed from the website.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

hmm

wow i just stumbled across a big folder of early attempts at self-producing rock music that i multitracked at home and in various basements, and listening back through those old mixdowns is making me feel a variety of ways at the same time

jane it's on SIGHT you fuckin rancid piece of shit

principal belding's wacky brother lookin ass

do any religious texts mention golden idols anywhere

Everyone blaming the left for this can fuck themselves, by the way. It's not the left that controls the legislatures, or the courts, or any other part of American government.

"we respect the courts" skill issue. i don't

they destroyed a library for this!!

i'm at the make-a-wish foundation for the worst shitheads on the planet i'm at the jobs program for the worst shitheads on the planet i'm at the combination make-a-wish foundation and jobs program for the worst shitheads on the planet

Exactly this. Supreme Courts don’t get the final word on legislation any more.

Virginia Supreme Court declaring Democratic gerrymandering illegal while Republicans are literally wrapping themselves in Trump flags while disenfranchising black southerners is the most on brand moment for the modern USA.

Oh come the fuck on man how come every morning it’s more Airbud shit to wake up to, except the dog can only play basketball if it’s racist or whatever

would be a mistake to think of this and the other Memphis-related news item as completely separate stories

was worried about what i’d do if i couldn’t get my abortifacients in the mail but folks god loves to open a window

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

One reason Republicans are banning books and classes on race is because reading even one book about Jim Crow or Reconstruction makes it clear that they are hoping to reinstate segregation.