Quote post how you’re dressing for the Rapture.

DECREE: if i ever get on some thing where im constantly going around and saying open manholes are a price we pay for living in a society with a sewer system, and that it would be good if we broadcast more people falling into manholes, then i fall into a manhole and die on a livestream? you can laugh

billionaire is short for williamionaire

All this talk about the rapture but it's not Debbie Harry's smh

thanks red rocks & @rhymesayers.bsky.social for having us! see you again in december, colorado! tix for all fall shows: www.cunninlynguists.com

What a tribute

trump pulling a hardboiled egg out of charlie kirks corpse on stage and shows it to the audience as they scream. he is asking them if he should take a bite of it and they are cheering

I love what Russell Wilson is doing out there. The results aren't there yet, admittedly, but the process—sprinting in place for four seconds and then throwing the ball off the goal post at 107mph—is sound. Stay the course. This is for sure going to work.

they run the white house and congress and own twitter

It’s my Friday eve!

So many Trump voter origin stories begin with something involving liberals being mean to them or looking down on them, but no one on this planet has more contempt for the average Trump voter than MAGA influencers. Trump voters are the most cucked people in America and it's not close.

I beg of you, please, do not make me have to defend Bill Maher from government censorship

WHY IS NOTHING ALLOWED TO LOOK COOL ANYMORE?????

The byte of 87

on a very special episode of mythbusters adam and jamie put this one to the test

if i saw homer simpson disappear backwards into a hedge in real life i would just start screaming

If it hadn’t happened already, I pray that some agent convinces Kash Patel to do a Desk Pop.

one reason i don't complain much about bluesky's (terrible) moderation is because you're supposed to hate the mods. there has never been a good mod. best case scenario, a poster sacrifices his humanity and takes on the mantle knowing he will be villified, spat on, name cursed for generations, etc

It's leverage. Trump thinks he's a movie mob boss. If you view everything through that lens it all makes sense while also making everything much much stupider.

A few months

alan dershowitz in a few years

Crazy how all these “lifelong democrats” popping up happen to follow Curtis Yarvin

*Iced flat white 🤭

that baby from the rugrats show is up on my roof and he is big as hell now

Tell you what, it is a pretty beautiful experience to live in a house with someone who is roughly one million times braver than you.

New reply pic dropped

Dutch late night TV has its take

What about the Grink?

Jimmy Fallon’s booker sighs heavily and picks up the phone to beg Alan Dershowitz to come on the show and make pierogis with Jimmy

Nice coping mechanism. Did your mom make it for you?

It’s my Monday but new clipping. dropped! youtu.be/4NFoGxf5MZA?...

PEOPLE/ERASRHD2.GIF

It would have to be B or E

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Seen today right by ICE headquarters in Portland. ICE out of Portland! 👊 #PDX #PortlandResists #ICE=Gestapo

Mullet for My Valentine

This Week's Onion Magazine:

This will really help with the extremely valuable recruitment demographic of 50+ guy that that runs a 20-minute mile

james cameron walks up to whiteboard with TOEJAM and EARL written on it. he erases the "and" and writes Vs.

Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth You pull on your finger, then another finger, then your cigarette

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

look, when you have the chance to throw away hundreds of years of human progress to appease the ego of a senile pedophile, you simply have to take it

weird al has been executed by firing squad for recording a parody of the fountains of wayne song "stacys mom" titled "charlies gone"

if any of you still use facebook or instagram you need to stop. exit mark's casino finally, it is not good for you

excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body