genuinely unsure if my co-worker is gen z or just gay.

going down on a mermaid probably wouldn't be all that different.

no one could have predicted that in the future we would all be reading the phrase, frequently, "in solidarity with Jimmy Kimmel."

becoming autistic to cure a hangover

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

everything in my life is going perfectly, and that's why i spend all of my time on the internet.

is AIM not working for anyone else?

just saw a gigantic ark being boarded with two of every animal. weird.

reboots are never as good as the original www.fox5vegas.com/%2F2025%2F09...

do you like the Callous Daoboys y/n? youtu.be/QuTNwYqEF5Q?...

when is the last time you listened to the radio? because they're still playing the same songs.

The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.

he would know, looks like.

picturing Beavis & Butthead on the Tonight Show, solemnly staring at Jimmy Fallon as he laughs his ass off

“The FCC decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitution.” George Carlin, 1988

options for when you're losing an argument over the internet

What if Wolverine had his native Alberta accent?

i'm excited for Wasteland Weekend.

god wants you to get drunk, high, and trip balls. phys.org/news/2025-09...

an official autism diagnosis could fix me.

weird al has been executed by firing squad for recording a parody of the fountains of wayne song "stacys mom" titled "charlies gone"

Trump on getting Colbert, Kimmel, and Fallon fired: "It's really good to see them go, and I hope I played a major part in it!"

you never hear the phrase "it's a free country" anymore.

just saw a gigantic ark being boarded with two of every animal. weird.

lowering the flag at half mast for a podcaster 🫡

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

trying to get a werewolf to bite me to see if it'll grow my hair back

"We Didn't Start the Fire" remake but it's the Epstein list

finding the loophole with every woman in Los Angeles wanting to date a guy who goes to therapy by going for sex addiction.

attending the orgy in a thick bullet-proof vest that reads "PRESS"

I think I have someone else’s period

iconic Tyrian screen

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

got a physical labor job so i can post whatever i want online and no one gives a crap.

Will you post one more take and risk getting canceled? Or take home the clout you've already won?

The official DOJ Twitter account posting the equivalent of a screenshotted Notes app apology from a phone on 30% battery after the acting director got honeypotted on Hinge and confirmed plans of an Epstein/Maxwell coverup.

So a lot of the tellings I see about this are that corporations just got greedy and decided to turn their products to shit, and while there is definitely some of that, I think the much bigger piece is that we all got used to a level of service that turned out not to be economically sustainable.

Look, Charlie wasn't evil. He just did and said evil things, embraced evil agendas, and made a career out of increasing the amount of evil in the world. But he himself was not evil. I'm 11 years old by the way

do we have another Italian-American folk hero on our hands?

Man, it must suck to know your Dad loved Charlie Kirk more than you

eddington was so funny. america is truly unredeemable

A.I. is still dumb as a doorknob

here to say that i'm alive and well, unlike some people 🤭

two party systems work so well

how come they can say the n-word and i can't??? -me watching Breitbart News