Trump was asked on New Year’s Eve what his New Year’s Resolution was and he said “peace on earth.” That didn’t last three days!

Trump constantly bragging about taking cognitive tests is just weird!

So what if Zohran Mamdani swore in on the Quran. He has a First Amendment right to practice whatever religion he wants. Besides, Trump didn’t even put his hand on the Bible so sit down MAGA!

Happy New Year to all including the MAGA minions who we will dog walk in the midterms!

Trump visited golf clubs 88 times in 2025 costing tax payers $110, 600,000! The guy getting the candy bar with an EBT card is not the problem!

My 2026 prediction: MAGA will be on the wrong side of history on every single issue we face.

The Peru Shamans have predicted Trump will fall ill in 2026. How does one go about joining one of their retreats? Asking for a friend!

Tomi Lauren wants everyone to know that Joe Biden is on vacation. Ok, cool. He’s 83, retired and NOT the president. But obviously he’s still MAGA’s boogeyman.

MAGA being outraged over fraud in Minnesota is truly laughable! Trump has pardoned countless fraudsters and is the biggest fraudster himself. Y’all need to sit this one out!

Trump told MTG if the files got released his “friends would get hurt” and that the survivors didn’t “merit the honor” of meeting him. Now we get to watch MAGA sane wash this one.

“It’s not that we can’t feed the poor, it’s that we can’t satisfy the rich.” (James Talarico)

JD Vance: “Do you promise to take the country back from the people who took Charlie Kirk’s life?” The kid came from a conservative Christian family, so yes JD we do!

Imagine standing there in a Trump hat, Trump shirt, Trump shoes, Trump flag flying off your truck and a maxi pad on your ear and accusing someone of having “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

Trump’s deranged Christmas posts and attacking ISIS is the most blatant case of “wag the dog.” We ain’t distracted Donald, let’s get to the bottom of all the files!

Merry Christmas to all including the MAGA morons who somehow think Christmas dinner was cheaper this year! ~TNB

So after being up all night roasting talk show hosts, Donald Trump hosts a show that gets horrible ratings. I hope the comedians all have a field day with this!

Kennedy Center Honors hosted by Trump tanks in the ratings with the “smallest audience ever.” All Trump cares about is ratings! When he pulls these stunts, boycott them! That’s what will hurt him the most!

Megyn Kelly says she’s actually prayed to Charlie Kirk. How long do you think it will be before churches phase out Jesus completely and just go with Charlie?

There is absolutely nothing that will ever make the cult turn on Trump. Doesn’t matter what comes out, they will find a way to defend it.

Bill Clinton calls for all of the files to be released and suddenly Trump says “I like Bill Clinton, we’ve always got along, I respect him.” So MAGA, how do you like those apples?

Which clip have you watched the most times? Jake Paul getting his jaw broke or Nicki Minaj calling JD Vance an assassin in front of Erika Kirk?

George Orwell’s “1984” was supposed to be a warning, not a blueprint.

Elise Stefanik drops out of the Governor race and won’t run for reelection in the house! If Trump is so innocent, why are the rats jumping ship?

Seeing Jake Paul get knocked out while wearing Hulk Hogan’s red and yellow has been the highlight of the this god awful year! Thank you Anthony Joshua!

BREAKING: Just announced, The Kennedy Center has been renamed the “Trump-Kennedy Center” by a board appointed by Trump.

MAGA in 2024: “I could sure go for some mean tweets right now.” MAGA Today: “I can’t believe what Trump said about Rob Reiner!” You. Voted. For. This.

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Let’s all flood social media with our love and respect for Rob Reiner. That’s how you pay Trump back for his vile comments. Trump can’t stand to see someone else get praise so let’s lift up Rob Reiner!

“Someone should tell the president that every time he says affordability is a hoax, another Democrat sprouts out of the ground and lands in the House of Representatives.” (Jared Moskowitz)

Mike Johnson says TN’s Special Election was a “bellwether of great things to come for Republicans.” Just keep believing that pal! The mid terms are gonna be disastrous for you…. If you even last that long!

A pastor says Baron Trump is “close to finding Jesus.” Good. If he truly does, he will call out his father’s BS!

MTG says Trump told her to vote no on releasing the Epstein files because it could “hurt people.” Since when has Trump ever cared about the people he hurt?

Y’all ever noticed Trump never stops talking about his political opponents yet never name drops the guy that took a shot at him?

There’s now bipartisan support calling for Pete Hegseth to resign but I feel everyone who voted him in is complicit. They knew he was unfit!

Dan Bongino now says that he used to be “paid for his opinions.” I guess that was before he was paid to protect the deep state.

For everyone up in arms about Hunter Biden’s laptop, Don Jr backed company gets 620 million dollar loan from Pentagon as part of a $1.4 billion deal to “increase the supply of magnets for industries alongside partner ReElement Technologies.”

Breaking: Nancy Mace is considering early retirement!

I can see Charles Manson (on acid) thinking the Beatles was talking to him before I’d ever understand Kristi Noem thanking Trump for keeping the hurricanes away.

BREAKING: The My Pillow Guy in running for Governor of Minnesota. (My condolences to Minnesotans)

MAGA is boycotting Costco because Costco wants to sell them goods at a lower price. It was never about cheaper eggs.

Aftyn Behn made some noise here in a Tennessee and had a tight race in a place that should’ve been an easy lay up for Republicans. If you’re celebrating Van Epps, you’re not seeing what lies ahead! We will see you in the midterms!

Trump now says affordability is a “Democratic Hoax.” Think of that next time you check out at the grocery store and see that receipt.

Today’s the day! District 7, you know what to do!

Republicans have threatened voters and spread false information so let everyone know TOMORROW December 2nd is Tennessee District 7’s Special Election! Get out and vote for Aftyn Behn!

How many of you have had an MRI but you have no idea what they looked at? Asking for a “president.”

Remember all the MAGAs who tried to tell you that Trump wasn’t making fun of the disabled reporter? Now he’s throwing around the R word and they love it!

If Democrat names come out in the Epstein files, Democrats will condemn it. If Republican names come out, Republicans will defend them and Trump will pardon them. We are not the same!

The GOP should from here on out be referred to as the PPP.

If Trump is so innocent, why are they begging Lauren Boebert to change her vote?

File this under “we all saw it coming,” Mike Johnson says he won’t commit to a vote on healthcare subsidies.