Curtis Sliwa home, in bed, eating a chicken pot pie and watching reruns of Cops on VHS

Throwing up in my mouth when they put 13 minutes up for added time

Announcers bringing out voodoo dolls on air trying to get us relegated

If that had gone in I would have transcended this mortal plane

I love you Mathys Tel

This game is going to be one long 90 minute heart attack

This game is going to be one long 90 minute heart attack

Up the Spurs

Gut laughing at Philly’s pain gives me life

Naz Reid and Julius Randle throwing dimes!

Wolves are battling against a Wemby-less Spurs team. Phenomenal game to watch.

Marching into my doctor’s office and demanding a big set of meaty clackers

But for balls

NBA says it loves its fans but here it is showing and making me listen to Lenny Kravitz

4:20. Coffee time!

Picking my teeth with the bones of Grogu

Tyrese Maxey looking up flights to Mallorca in between quarters

Listen, I’m just as shocked as you that the key to the Knicks dominance is playing through KAT and not Brunson but it’s working and Brunson has had the shit kicked out of him every postseason since he got here. We really might do it.

Joel Embiid shoots like a crushed McDouble is gonna fall out of his pocket

I have never experienced an environment like this in my life. It's louder for the Knicks than MSG is.

Philadelphia? Oh, you mean America’s armpit? Loser town. Loser team.

More Knicks jerseys in that crowd than Sixers and the game is in Philly. Cold world.

Lmao

They gave him an award and called him an environmental activist lmaooo

Buddy, let me tell you….

My heart is so full. I particularly enjoy the DA trying to hide her huge grin when the guy notes charges won’t be coming

Is Thomas Frank secretly coaching both these teams

Me, watching Arsenal choke just enough and West Ham getting a miracle point they shouldn’t

I sure could go for a pastrami breakfast burrito. Maybe a little hollandaise for dipping.

In the second half West Ham will be lighting on fire the bus they parked and then I guess they will start digging the moat.

Bubble perverts versus Meatwall gooners

You must be the La Grange you wish to see in this world. - Mahatma Gibbons

As a Spurs supporter what am I rooting for in this West Ham v Arsenal match? Chaos, red cards, injuries, and heartache for them. Who’s them? Exactly! #COYS

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

Lot of confused porn searches today

Happy birthday to all the mothers out there.

Great flavor that lasted approximately 8 seconds

Saw in theatre and giving it a rewatch. Only a Safdie Brother could make ping pong exciting (excellent soundtrack helps)

Enjoyed it

Boogie Nights shot for shot remake but with Sesame Street characters

Now Spinning

Now Spinning

LeBron having to fight the Terminator with his bare hands is deeply unfair to the man

What if Wes Anderson directed True Grit but had the John Wick guy’s do the action sequences

Now Watching (Loved Hannibal and all things Mads)

I don’t want anything Utah has to offer

To the tune of Purple Rain “Kurt Cobain”

Oh, my. Jeremy Doku!

Even the statue is crooked

“Jack says you’ve got a great big cock”