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I haven’t seen a bunch of Saudis bomb this hard since 9/11

Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence in Life. The movie does not get enough credit for how good it is.

plunging my toilet in its filthy mouth until it finishes its fucking dinner

Impossible to create a brand new recipe. Was sitting here and the thought of grilled peaches with pink peppercorn ice cream rolled through my mind palace. Googled to see if someone had the same idea and of course someone did.

Yes, I saw the Josh Hart tweet. No, I won’t be commenting on it. Yes, I know that makes me a huge hypocrite. But, in my defense, Bing Bong.

Hello friends, we are in need again!

Really good spice on the chicken. Crunch is pretty good but pales in comparison to Popeyes. Honey butter biscuit - great texture & flavor. Mashed potatoes - pretty good. Great gravy. Mac n cheese - very average. Better than KFC but they are the bottom dwellers of chicken purveyors with mac.

Whiskers working overtime

Bluesky’s got the juice!

Culver’s stock shooting up 45% over the weekend

Thinking about getting some fried chicken from Church’s tonight. Used to be considered the poor man’s Popeyes. Haven’t had it in so long. Heard they stepped their game up but I’ll be the judge of that.

Looking around paranoid when I order extra cheese on my Whopper - don’t want some weird bluesky account putting my elitism on blast

As a professional athlete, if you put me on the field against 100 kids, I will have no choice but to dust 100 kids. No mercy. No remorse.

Now Streaming Still absolutely bangs

Bring back fondue parties

Fake it til you make it

Obama gave this interview while jet skiing behind Richard Branson’s yacht in the French Riviera

When all my mutes for Will Stancil fail

Stop what you are doing and look at this face

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That was the line for Mendoza

Now Streaming Starting the day off right.

Mood

Whenever they cut to Brad Pitt at the game

He should have laid that off

More like Tom DumbDumb

Glad my tweet inspired him. You’re welcome.

Democrats need to prosecute and throw a lot of people in jail. And I’m not just talking about Alexi Lalas.

USA attack so weak Türkiye threatening to close the Bosporus Strait after this

Berhalter needs to get subbed off.

US looking like Canada out there

I have yet to see a soccer coach that looks like a faithful spouse

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Reverse Cowgirl

We need more messy soft rock groups trading partners within the band, doing blow in heroic amounts, and hating each other with a passion. We will never get another Fleetwood Mac. But we can try. And maybe get close.

My Tunisian brothers, sisters, and other genders… I love you and always root for any team opposing a colonizing nation. But your team is ASS.

Underrated vegetable? Frozen Peas. Drop em ramen Thaw and cook quickly with butter Samosas Mash them up (English people, mostly). Thrown into a salad or any pasta with bacon. Just delightful.

Pointing to the big piece of chicken

Dinner tonight: Marinated some chicken breast meat tenderloins in hot sauce, a little maple syrup, and Cajun spices. Gonna bread and fry. Then serve with Zatarain’s Red Beans & Rice and a vegetable TBD

All the TradWives love AGAPE

Dollar Store Kato Kaelin

Can I get a FUCK TOM DUNDON in the chat??

In Detroit a month I can affirm: 1: This is a proud Faygo household. 2: I’ve never been more grateful to have Rally’s/ Checkers back in my life. God bless. 3: All Coneys are not created equal & the more hole in the wall place it is - the better the food. 4: Love to see so many Black people!

Asking him to promise me that he’ll actually pinch a loaf this time. No promises made.

(Not nearly enough people liking my humorous and genius level posts) BlueSky is dying!

Taking my hat off, holding it over my heart, and with great reverence saying “Adina Howard Do You Wanna Ride album cover”

Dog just giving me an Anton Chigurh stare until I agree to walk him

I guess we drafted fascist Grandpa Munster in the 2nd round last night