I'm still pissed about that scammer. Dude, 3k could have put us 2 months ahead on rent, 4 months of phone and 5 months of insurance with a little bit of walking around money for each of us.

I got a bottle of Granddad on Xmas eve, the lad was here until Xmas night... The wife is surprised that a 5th is gone in that time. He went home on Xmas night and it was already half dead.

Also, there should be a spicy Filet O'Fish maybe with pickles.

I have reasonable access to some of the freshest seafood in my area and I want a fast food fish sandwich so bad.

Don't message me and tell me that I won your contest, only to turn around and tell me that I have to send you $50 to collect my cash prize... Sir, I did not just fall off the turnip truck.

I can never hit the lottery because I know about the Luchesse custom store. Eastern Diamondback would look good on me, maybe some stingray or some ostrich...

I want a semi hollow, specifically a Epiphone Dot Studio in Walnut. I'll obviously take black if I can afford it but the walnut is my jam.

If anyone is feeling helpful, would someone be interested in walking me through a computer issue? Short version, our soon to be former housemate is signed in on my desktop and I would like to remove his presence completely. I'm hoping to do this without a hard reset.

I saw some new fatness and I support it... Torta de tamal con milenesa. It had all the gimmicks. I need.

WHOA. Portland institution Acropolis is up for sale. Steaks and strippers. You could get a filet mignon with a baked potato the size of your head and salad bar for $15 (tips to dancers not included). This might be the sign of the end times. www.koin.com/news/portlan...

My ma asked me if I would come home before and as much as I love her, the reasons I would come home aren't in her neighborhood. She can definitely come with. Maybe I can talk her into getting a tattoo?

I miss being home. I know I could have gotten a ride to Eddie's and been sitting down with a large Fish (whiting) and cheese with hots, fries and a 6 of Blue Bull.

The worst part of getting comfortable is wanting a little nibble.

I'm going to take a little break from being a bummer and I hope all of y'all get to spend quality time with the people you like and love. Take that how you will.

I hate the fact that this dog is in no way hurt or in distress, but he whines violently until someone comes and stares at him while he exists.

I try not to glorify my past drug use, but I also don't hide it. That being said, I think I want to get LOTS and MORE tattooed on my fingers.

I'm trying not to go to the hospital. Depending on how I feel tomorrow, that's probably where I'm going to spend Xmas.

I'm going to freeze the rest of the sauce because I'm literally on bread and water right now because my pressure is up and I'm holding on to a lot of fluid.

There might be a knife fight in the kitchen over the finished sauce.

Just tasted the stripper. It's still going quite robustly. It tastes like Zima.

So, the ragu should be done when I get up in the morning. I will shred the meat and chill it. I'm going to punish myself and do individual portions so I can use the pasta water to even the cold sauce.

It begins!

I seared the ribs hard so when the crust dissolves, I will get an extra layer of depth and thickening. My goal is to reduce it by half.

In the beginning...

Side note, we have the Kitchen-Aid back

Going to start my country rib ragu in an hour. I sadly don't have handmade pasta room or ingredients at the moment but if I did, I would make fresh tagliatelle.

I got a scratcher in my "stocking" and it is frustrating. I don't know why people spend money on them.

I will have my bike ride ready by our next show on the 6th.

I'm still looking to replace my Chrome bag that the dog gnawed on. If you know anyone who has one of the old school big ass courier bags just collecting dust let me know. I'm looking to replace an old Metropolis sized bag.

This dying shit is tiresome.

Real talk... Some mornings I wake up no big deal and then there are mornings like this where I woke up short of breath and having a choking fit. Even with all my meds, there are still times where I have to sleep sitting in a chair so I can breathe.

Early Xmas from the kids!

If you really mess with old TV, remember Pa Cartwright owned the Ponderosa but Ma Cartwright was the boss (until they didn't want to give Barbra Stanwyck more money).

The head of the ranch is about to have an interview for a promotion. Wish her luck!

Reasons why I don't mind this hippie hick town... I just got 2 ozs of Lemon Cherry Gelato for $20. It's not magazine pretty but it's pressure.

He could walk in a cookout and thrive.

That boy don't stick his nose in nothing, he don't randomly touch shit that ain't his and he's developed a healthy amount of "I'm not that kind of white.". Having me as a step dad is like going to social college.

If that doesn't make you proud, I don't know what will. I have gotten in him to "Mind the business that pays you.", "Shutting the fuck up is free." and my personal favorite "ALL I have to do is be Black and die, the rest is a courtesy.".

From spending time with the family this weekend, I am glad to say that while they might be gingers, they pick up nigga lessons quickly. Especially the oldest one. I said if he ever sees Gang Violence and before I could finish the sentence, he said "Mind my business and go the other way!"

Basically, I'm going to do the flavor building and then go low & and slow in the crock pot. Dinner on Tuesday is going to be rich.

Country rib ragu?

We have baking mix as well.

We have an oven, a muffin pan, cheese and soon ham, which means ham and cheese bites!

I might just make ham stock and pull out the available meat like we did with the turkey.

Tomorrow is ham day! I'm trying to think about what we have to go into the crock pot once we get to the bone.

KFC original, all dark with a family size side of gravy.

She brought me a shot of Malort. She still tolerates me. ❤️

So... 10 years ago, I invited this little firecracker to come hang out with me at my birthday party and we kept hanging out and now it's been a solid run that's going til I can't go no mo! I love you so much baby!