Best sticker I ever ordered from a Twitter account

It's stupid how they want money for food.

I put the cover list in the band gc and it's been received

I've had a bass riff stuck in my head today and I think I might have a new song...

Stat with the SEAT BELT! HOLY SHIT!

Fuck... Toni Storm is made of nothing but promo!

I just threw up the hardest Diamond Cutter! The Juice is coming back!

Not seeing enough gratitude for this legend. Rest in power.

Ngl, Death Riders Jon Moxley has got to be one of the coldest wrestlers of the century. I feel like he's probably one of the most gentle people irl but in the ring, an animal. An Apex predator. He gives new meanings to cold and cruel.

Here's where I'm at... A hundo and a full 24 hrs of freedom would fix me. No dog, no honey do list. Just 24 hours of absolutely nothing having to do with my life's responsibilities.

Some sick fuck built one of my twisted dream cars and drove it past my house. I'm staring at a Dodge Aries K on rims with the nastiest sounding cam profile ever. It sounds like a smokers trying to clear his lungs for a deep breath.

If I didn't have shit to do today, 9 g's of shrooms would help this day out.

DC/MURRLAND/NOVA...yeen got your tix, yet? www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

You know what, when the time comes, fuck all the comfort and care. Somebody get make a wish on the phone and make it so I can get taken out by someone's finishing move, just no lame ass super kick, like Frankensteiner me thru a table. 3D my ass into the afterlife.

You know what I haven't had in a very long time, ice cream.

You know what would hit right now... Footlong pastrami with cherry pepper relish, brown mustard and coleslaw.

I try not to be thirsty but *deeeeeeppppp inhale *Mya stayed fine as 4 motherfuckers. You, if her and Nelly Furtado were in the same room, lawd take me.

I know that I'm just being advertised to, but those mummy bags that basically have a built in sleep mat look so good. We have to win the lottery so I can camp the way I was meant to, in an inflatable house and a sleeping bag made of grandma hugs.

I've gotten food. I am now a pauper.

Potential cover youtu.be/cQ5k3b6Fw9Q?...

Potential cover youtu.be/LH8gUhDd6WE?...

I live with smokers. I had a GRIP of lighters when we started this journey, now I don't have a single fucking lighter to smoke with! I found one but it feels mad light.

I need to eat something, but as always, absolutely nothing sounds good. Everything that kinda sounds good isn't available in town. Like, the only Jamaican food cart in town is owned and run by white people.

At my volunteer gig and I am fighting to stay awake.

Someone tell me why I should go to 7 Eleven and get a frozen burrito and eat my pills now.

Look, I'm not going to tell you where I go on the web, but 110 lbs isn't chunky. A landing strip isn't hairy. At least be something that has to do with the category.

I'm wide the fuck awake. I want peanut noodles. This is bullshit.

Hypothetically, I could become a purveyor... A bottle refiller.

Even though I have a kitchen full of shit, the fact that I have to walk down the street later to get as many figs as I can carry kinda makes it more real.

I'm getting some slutty new lingerie (tapered joggers) for when the wife gets home.

The current administration is claiming that the pill and IUD's are abortion, please stop fucking us. Just let men getting any kind of pussy be a thing of the past. I'm willing to go dry if it means no MAGA dudes aren't getting ANY.

You know how we all knew Angelina Jolie was an elite baddie, she made a movie where she had a fucked up Spock haircut and we still would have risked it ALL!

Just put out a ask on reddit to take any excess fruit off the hands of people with fruit trees and the like.

I just saw that Seymour Duncan just made a 111k humbucker. I would sell one of you to get my hands on one of those.

I need someone to motivate me to finish working on my bike. I know I need the exercise. I know that being on my bike is like freedom to me. I just feel paralyzed.

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I'm just going to say it... The first fast food chain to legitimately bring back a real value menu is going to be the one I Stan. Because telling me that I should be stoked that a number 1 is now only $8, fuck outta my face.

Sometimes, living with adult teenagers is just trying not to scream "READ THE FUCKIN INSTRUCTIONS!"

I'm growing fond of these ebikes that look like motorcycles.

Real talk about me, especially for the people who haven't been in my presence irl, always remember, if I got it, you got it. I'm not going to break myself for nobody but my wife, but we all eat or nobody does. NUFF SAID!

My newest obsession in all things black... The vantablack swimming pool.

I wish the voice I hear when I speak was what came through the mic. It's mad bassy in my head but it's all midrange everywhere else.

Just saw something kinda hard... They hydro dipped a guitar with a snake skin finish and then did the pickups to match.

I got to use my favorite mosh call in our opening... "Let's see how good your health insurance is..."

I just found out that there is a Spades app... I don't need that kind of STRESS! I can't afford a new phone when it renigs on 2 books.

I just noticed that you can see my grandson right up front.

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