22 years ago today I released Salad Fingers.

I need some good luck today. Fingers crossed that when I go to the store in an hour, they have the regular eggs and not just the organic ones. $1.40 vs almost $6 is a big leap for the same product.

The house has paper thin everything and I just heard one of my housemates use one of my favorite terms for being of larger carriage and I rub off on people...

Tonight's unnecessary thought... There's nothing actually stopping me from getting a Tracker or a Samurai and slamming it. There's nothing that says I can't engine swap it... Slammed carbon wide body built for time attack runs.

📍Portland Oregon 🇺🇸 ✨️ 4july2026 ✨️ TerrySchrunk Plaza 431 SW Madison St, Downtown Portland ⌚️ 12 pm ⌚️ ✨️ Money for human needs, not war & genocide ✨️ No freedom in endless wars

If you were going to be car camping at a site for a week and there's a fire ban in the area, would you carry an electric kettle and a power inverter or battery pack?

Your attention please: All episodes of "The Prisoner" are now playing at @criterionchannl.bsky.social Be seeing you ... #tvsky

I think I'm going to get stuff for cornbread on Monday.

I couldn't do puppy yoga, I will fall in love and we don't need 2 dogs.

Today in fat, I just found out that you can order Digiorno's directly from the factory. That is a game changer and a death sentence.

Sometimes when I'm feeling chaotic/ food weird, I'll order pho w/I the noodles. I get everything else and load it up.

@gvajr77.bsky.social gofund.me/7df587da5

It's a double bonus because I have like 3 popcorn nugs left until who knows.

The homie decided that since he hadn't seen me in a few and I was cool, I should get a chunk of hash... Breakfast of champions.

Unwell idea for chopper paint... Vantablack base with color shift California flames.

I'm looking at this paid post and the influencer thought she was slick by saying her marinade had homemade buttermilk. So she totally needs us to know that she makes her own butter so she's better than us serfs going to the store.

godspeed, my dudes.

Hear me out... Oatmeal raisin cookies are the best cookies to have after breakfast...

Trans rights are human rights. Full stop.

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans people are not a threat to sports. Or a threat in general. Don’t say you want to protect kids and then do the opposite of that. Happy National Girls and Women in Sports Day. Ty 💖

Trans folks, I see you. You're welcome wherever I am. The world may not seem like it's changing for the better, but it is. It will. We will make it so.

Remember, you're running out of time to shoot your shot. Get at me before the reaper does 😂

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image.

I've been to the doctor and the pharmacy today. I don't have the brain power for dinner but we gotta eat.

Just woke up after practice and I'm going to have to re-watch most of Hidden Door.

I’m grateful that I have known hunger, poverty and loneliness in my 74 years. I will always remember living on instant mashed potatoes. I added mustard for flavoring. It’s made me a better human being, more empathetic to the needs of my brothers and sisters. We’re all in this together. Fuck greed!

Things I never thought I would type: look at how they greeted the Algerian team arriving back at the DoubleTree in Lawrence, Kansas

I bought an old car recently. It doesn’t sound an alarm if I go over the speed limit. It doesn’t bleep when I park. It doesn’t vibrate if I go over a white line. It hasn’t got a computer. It’s just a car. It’s great.

I'm trying to think of something to do with cotton candy grapes that isn't carbonating them and serving them with a Muscat grape granita.

Chioggia beets, pickled Rainier cherries, roasted cipollinis as parts of a panzanella. Maybe some shaved fennel?

Mainly because of shitty produce departments, I haven't had a good peach or nectarine in forever.

Big brother made sure to give his sister the ball, thrown by her favorite player (Jake Mangum of the Bucs). She was wearing his jersey at the time and Jake said it was the first time he saw his jersey in the wild.

I'm being hit up by a dude about "maximizing the exposure" of the GFM... Good sir, I'll believe you want to help us out of the goodness of your heart just as soon as I believe that strippers are interested in me.

Mel Brooks has been alive for pretty much every major technological advance in our time. He's physically watched the telephone advance to a small computer not to mention he's been alive for the entire lifespan of computing.

youtube.com/watch?v=GHcQ... BB King Live

Hear me out... Get this as a traditional tattoo.

New ‘Jackass’ Trailer Shows Aging Johnny Knoxville Trying To Climb Staircase Without Handrail

OBA! OBA! OBA Bomaye

I was once asked to "please drop it" when i, as an accountant, added up what we were paying for 1 yr of "insurance" plus copay, plus %, plus deductible: 1 person Business owner pd 600 x 12 I paid 350 x 12 I paid first 3,000 of anything I pay % of certain charges I pay 25.00 each visit

This is Jasper. He arrived at the rescue with a torn CCL and meniscus, as well as a mass on his thigh. He needs surgery to repair his injured leg and remove the mass, followed by testing to determine whether the tissue is cancerous. You can help him below ❤️‍🩹 1510.fan/jasper-bsd

1st world bs... Do I want to try and get yogurt while I do laundry so I can have a smoothie with my meds?

She would have posted it herself but her social media is me and one other person.

From my lovely wife... gofund.me/9e4629b2c

The wife is building the GFM as we speak. whee

I'm watching this show and dudes mom died of a brain tumor. The insurance company said they can't pay her death benefits because her tumor grew on the right side and her policy only covers the left side.

I don't mean to sound old but cars gotta start making noise again.

This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)

I will be truly heartbroken when Uncle Luke passes. I don't want to imagine an America that doesn't have the man who wrote Doo Doo Brown.