Just getting in the mood for tonight by watching a video of a toon fan bellyflopping into a fountain. #nufc

Nicely put, Tripps. What a lovely day for a game of football. #nufc

Man City. Oh dear. What a shame. Never mind. #nufc

Chelsea. Oh dear. What a shame. Never mind. #nufc

Have UEFA got a tight little network of referees who are paid to make sure the elite teams win? We could be in for some fucking dodgy decisions tomorrow night. #nufc

Oil hungry nation destroys global access to oil?

Pickford lost it for Everton. #nufc

Only saw the first half. Really enjoyed it. Class performance. #nufc

Loyalty only to themselves and their money.

This weekend last year will never be forgotten #nufc

Whenever I see a Premier Inn advert I’m reminded of a dreadful night’s sleep at their Birmingham city centre location, thanks to an incredibly noisy ventilator and lack of anyone on site who could fix it. #premierinn

I’ve watched a few of this week’s Euro games and reckon our lot played some of the best football. #nufc

If anyone likes a bit of a mix of funk, soul, rap and world music, then I do a fresh show every two weeks. New one kicks off tonight at nine, UK time. Website has Listen Live and Listen Again features. Does not feature “Blaydon Races”, sadly. #nufc

Looks like only two English clubs have any realistic chance of making the next phase of the CL: Arsenal and #NUFC

4.00 minutes extra time at Real. Ref blows whistle at 4.00 minutes. #nufc

Valverde’s third almost as good as Sean Longstaff’s for Leeds at the weekend. #nufc

I’m watching Real v City but it’s all about the Bodo Glimt this year, isn’t it? Until UEFA don’t want them involved any more? #nufc

Hypothetically, if football is a microcosm of the capitalist system, and we accept that the capitalist system is manipulated by the powerful to protect their interests, it must be reasonable to conclude that football is bent as fuck and UEFA I’m looking at you. #nufc

Two highlights from the @tfnufc.bsky.social true faith “Arselona” podcast: bleeped swearing and @charlotterob.bsky.social saying “I can see you patronising me with your eyes”. #truefaith #nufc

Really, when you see refereeing like that - and it’s not the first time either - you can’t help but think the whole thing is corrupt. #uefa #championsleague #nufc

If that was the other way around the ref would've blown on the dot after 4 mins btw #nufc

Story of our season, just not clinical enough when it really matters #nufc

Really well played Newcastle…for not lamping the ref. #nufc

Man City’s bench was, apparently, full of international stars. Ours contained a couple of players, some younglings, five goalkeepers and two barmen from The Stack. #nufc

I love Pep but also hate him. He’s like the most talented guy at school and also has the richest parents. They indulge his talents while all the other kids play catch up. I love football but also hate it. The rules are bent and we’re (often but not always) bullied by the big boys. #nufc

Has that shit ref apologised for sending Jacob off yet? #nufc

#Trump has some weird #rash going on. Maybe he shouldn’t have used this guy as his doctor…. (One for the #Fallout fans).

As an old man who wore out his wrists and mind on clackers and masturbation, I had no idea how massive and detailed the #FALLOUT universe was. Really enjoyed Series 2 and then rewatched Series 1 to understand what the fudge is going on.

Watching back - the only thing that could have improved Osula’s goal for me would have been close up reactions from Spudhead McGuire and Ratboy Fernandes. #nufc

I am certain we won because I had to go to bed early last night and missed the second half. #nufc

There is no G on the end of orangutan even though I have said “orangutang” my entire life. I’m not going to change now. #primates

So he's off to America to speak to a right wing Think Tank this weekend because he's a traitor.

Very mixed feelings bubbling up from today’s feed…NUFC…war….frothing politicians…could do with a few more beaver videos to calm me down. #nufc

Leeds v Sunderland is a great advert. Not for football but for turning off your telly to save on electric. #nufc

Just a random reminder that over 50 members of Congress collectively own millions of dollars in defense contractor stocks. They stand to personally profit from wars that enrich these contractors. Make no mistake, this is legalized corruption. Watch how they vote this week.

You can tell things aren’t going well when fellow fans start squaring up against each other. I’ve got off pretty lightly so far. Let’s hope we get a few good results soon. As Ringo said: Peace and love #nufc

The team is failing as…erm…a team. Tiredness, none of the new players bedding in, other players losing form, Dan Burn’s lung, Lewis Miley’s knee, Livramento’s beard…there are a whole heap of reasons why we are up and down like a bride’s nightie. Stop blaming the young lad from Germany. #nufc

This fat pigeon not only gets fed by us every day but also loves a regular dip in the bird bath. He’s cleaner than I am.

Six years ago, his principles were entirely different.

When someone says “Well, we might not be good now but we won a cup last year and played really well the season before that”, I could reply “Well, I may have burnt this cake and dropped it in a cow pat but last year I made some very nice scones”. #nufc

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'Proud Zionist' TelAviv Starmer's at a bit of a loss when suggesting Iran doesn't have a right to defend itself whilst being bombed by the only xenophobic, genocidal, apartheid, nuclear ethno-state in the Middle East as it carries out it's land grabbing regime change atrocities...." via David Taylor

How long before all those tax dodgers that buggered off to Dubai start demanding that actual British tax payers get the RAF to fly them home?

Geese won a Brit. #geese

Have you noticed players targeting Dan Burns ribs? Anyone who has suffered that kind of injury knows it takes years to not feel pain. #nufc