BBC reports Starmer considers political future as pressure to quit mounts as Trump says Starmer will quit.. Well f*ck me the BBC is now basing news reports on what Trump says.. the man whose won the Iran War multiple times while losing and is famously full of utter sh^t Pathetic❗️🙄😡

Wonderwall vs. Three Luons? I’d vote for the lesser evil of Wonderwall for the rest of the WC.

I hope Fab and his new wife are watching the Switzerland game at their reception. #nufc

Everything Liverpool are doing seems to be based on the fact they haven’t forgiven us for beating them in the Cup Final. #nufc

It’s an interesting strategy if you are in a position of power: weaken your opponents by luring their best players away and buy other players they are chasing to stop them improving. It seems this is exactly what Liverpool and other Big6 teams are doing. Intentionally, I’m sure. #nufc

I’m now convinced the Liverpool director of football’s office is just one person with a sack of cash, scrolling through social media to see who other clubs are in for. #nufc

Has anyone made the Jed Spence looks a bit if a show pony joke yet?

I’ve not watched all the games but Portugal appear to be whining and falling over more than any other team. Come on DRC.

Wissa looks happy. #nufc

Great Messi hat trick…just don’t want Argentina or France winning WC again…especially Argentina. Bunch of louts.

A reminder that the ethos, spirit and achievements of a club mean nothing to a player. All they care about are salary and location. #nufc

What I do when I’m not moaning about football or the world.

Tried to launch an airline but it never got off the ground. Became a plumber, took a bath on that one. Tried to be an electrician, no spark.

I went into computers, had to shut it down. Walked away from my trekking business. The fishmongers? Smelt fishy. Put that on ice. Bought a garden centre, didn't dig it. Went into demolition until that blew upon my face.

I thought about becoming a phrenologist but knocked it on the head. I was clearly out of my depth running a dive school. Became a rugby coach for a bit - kicked that into touch. I launched a company making hang gliders but it wouldn't fly. My calculator business? That didn't add up.

Bored now. I had an origami company but it folded. My flat pack furniture business fell apart. I opened a glue factory but couldn't stick it. My idea for a lollipop business sucked. I opened a crematorium - that went up in smoke.

#Adidas has appropriated the limp cliché “You Got This” as their World Cup slogan. That’s almost as lame as the new #NUFC shirt.

Vile Reform coven leader Richard Tice says we can afford to give the military more money by denying people benefits. He truly is a shitlump of massive proportions. #reform

I’ve got a horrible feeling all our kit, training and leisurewear for 25 -26 has been designed by the Adidas AI system. #nufc #newcastleunited #terribleshirtlaunch

Infantino arrives in America ahead of the World Cup.

One of the reasons I enjoy @bsky.app is because internet advertising is dreadful. Lowlights include anything described as a “game changer” and any fuckwit who claims “we set out to make the perfect…” Advertising in the Internet age is an infesting virus. #advertising

#mosaicmonday Cyprus.

“Marketers chose the slogan after consulting an AI tool, looking for suggestions…” How a Starbucks marketing stunt spiralled into mass boycotts in South Korea www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Just watch this… And for the love of God, please see Farage for what he is. His response to Sarah Everard Vs his response to Henry Nowak Jaw dropping.

I’m surprised so many @talksport.com presenters turn a deaf ear to the right wing bias of their news output. They clearly don’t listen to the news…(or the dreadful repetition of their ad breaks).

Pretty sure @talksport.com news lead this morning with a comment from Nigel Farage that could be interpreted as stirring racial disharmony. A sports station that relies on teamwork and multiculturalism should be above promoting this divisive figure and his dodgy views. #talksport #farage

Why do people not buy our newspaper any more? #theguardian

Israel is intent on saving Lebanon from Hezbollah in the same way the inquisition saved heretics by burning them at the stake.

Cuba has long stood with peoples fighting for dignity and self-determination across the globe. As Washington threatens the island with military intervention, it’s time to return that solidarity in kind.

Excellent

The latest True Faith podcast is available on YouTube, reviewing a difficult season and with the added bonus of six hairy legs. (Charlotte Robson not involved.) #nufc #newcastleunited @tfnufc.bsky.social @tfmick1892.bsky.social @charlotterob.bsky.social

First visit to Wembley Stadium. The whole place feels like a “Retail Experience” with a football match thrown in as an extra.

Nigel Farage is so full of shit I’m surprised he hasn’t had a British river named after him.

Decided to get a train into London. That was a terrible error of judgement. @chilternrailway.bsky.social

Good. No fan of PSG but they have played brilliant football this year. And Arsenal score from corners and fall over a lot.

I’m amazed Question Time didn’t have an AI Oswald Mosley on last night in Farage’s usual seat.

Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes.

@editkev.football doing sensational work as usual. Have a gander at this… open.substack.com/pub/editkev/...

Weighing up the various Pods and Tubes, my top #NUFC watches this season were: True Faith Geordie Journos A Game of Two Halves Craig Hope Thanks for insight and debate across a troublesome season. @domscurr.bsky.social @charlotterob.bsky.social @tfmick1892.bsky.social @craighope-dm.bsky.social

I thought we’d all agreed to avoid the usual transfer clichés this summer? As far as I know Aston Villa don’t operate from a destroyer in the Med. #nufc

Going outside

Thank you for your art, brave rebels ❤️‍🔥✊

This season was tough. But you stuck around. Still backing the club, still finding the laughs. That’s what Memecastle is about. No egos, no faces, no drama over differences in opinion. If you've liked, followed, or just lurked, THANK YOU for your support. Enjoy your summer, you've earned it. 🖤🤍

Prepping discs for a future DJ session with The Feel Good Brotherhood 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 @wrongtom.bsky.social

Burnham has the air of a football manager who was touted as a possible "Big 6" coach a few years ago, didn't succeed at a Championship club, then won the title with a Norwegian team. Now, the media are clamouring for him to get the England job.