Hoping this plays out for NUFC in the second half of the season. I’ve had a little look at the numbers (some of you will have access to better data) and United have just two players (Burn and Bruno) in the top 100 PL minutes played. Tonali, Tino, Pope, Thiaw and Joelinton register in the top 200.

We’re a Romero overhead shinner away from four league wins in a row and fifth place. Imagine if we actually played well. #nufc

Reminder. For the next 3 hours, #nufc are all #lufc.

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Gmorn 🙂

The nature of that draw was utterly sickening but 7 points out of 9 from those three fixtures isn’t too bad. We have to get a win on Saturday and keep within touching distance of the top six to keep the momentum going. Wissa coming back feels massive for the season. #nufc

It’s Antonin Panenka’s birthday today. And to mark the occasion, here’s Julian Dicks giving it some proper fucking welly from the penalty spot…

Big Nick Energy - He can do it all 🖤🤍 #NUFC

"The performance today was strong" 💪 Eddie Howe praises Newcastle despite away loss in the Champions League 🤝

Smash and grab. A classic European sucker punch. One moment of madness cost us there. Pretty decent performance otherwise. Lots to learn. No need for any headloss. #nufc

He’ll do for me

Mags win ✅️ Mackems Lose ✅️ Isak shit again ✅️ Quality weekend. #NUFC

Criticised Howe the other week but the move to five at the back at the end there was perfect. Superb performance, superb win! Get in there!!! #nufc

🔲 Initial scepticism 🤔 🔳 Building #NUFC's identity & culture 👀 🔲 From relegation fodder to CL & a trophy 🏆 🔳 Hear from players, Howe, @worflags.org.uk & more 🏴🏳️ 🎧 4 years of Eddie Howe, a special @podonthetyne.bsky.social documentary for "Extra Tyne” subscribers: podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm

"We know it’s not good enough!" "I take full responsibility for that." "It’s really important today that I support the players." Eddie Howe’s message to Newcastle supporters after their latest away defeat 😓

It’s not often that I criticise Howe but keeping Burn on when he was on a yellow and being targeted every time Brentford got the ball has lost us this game. #nufc

4 years since Eddie Howe became Newcastle United manager. What a ride it’s been - the passion, the progress, the pride restored 🖤🤍 From survival scrap to Champions League dreams to our first piece of silverware in 56 yrs Wor Gaffa 🫡 #NUFC

Which one is more English?

Bruno Guimaraes: "Today was like playing with 10 extra kilos on my back!" 🤢 Eddie Howe: "He [Bruno] told me that he felt a million dollars this morning!" 😂

ANOTHER BIG WIN IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! 👊

A reminder to bring your scarf tonight! ⚫⚪🧣 #NUFC #NUFCFans #uefachampionsleague #championsleague

For anyone interested, I've created a Keith Downie mirror so you don't have to go over to the cesspit for the info, it's the first time I've ever done anything like this so let me know if there's any issues, its all done via free tools so may not be perfect > @keithdowniemirror.bsky.social #NUFC

Worst performance under Howe today. #nufc

West Ham knocking it long and winning the second ball. We look absolutely clueless against it. Howe needs to give them a fucking rocket at halftime. Typical Newcastle so far. #nufc

The energy, the tempo is too low again. Everything with and without the ball is too slow and it’s been games like this where we’ve struggled this season. Without the energy of the press, the balls into midfield are too easy. #nufc

Gordon is having an absolute ‘mare out there today. Terrible so far. #nufc

Newcastle United vs Fulham 25-10-2025, Premier League Score: 2:1 Expected Goals: 2.69:1.89 Possession: 50:50 #NUFC #FFC ⚽🤖

Trying to find a way to win in the league is going to be standard fare until we get those two fullbacks and Wissa into the team. It’s like we’re playing with one hand tied behind our backs at the minute. Really pleased for Osula. Fancy him to start v Spurs and give Nick a breather. #nufc

I took the opportunity over a relaxed game schedule to write about Becky Langley’s time at Newcastle, the legacy she’s left behind, and what’s next for both her and the club #NUFC open.substack.com/pub/thewsl2r...

Lots to love about tonight. Gordon and Woltemade getting on the same wavelength. Bruno - phenomenal. Miley really impressive. Barnes emerging as a genuine right wing option. A clean sheet. Let’s keep this going! #nufc

These are the nights we thought we’d never see again under the empty eyed ownership of Mike Ashley. These are the great nights in Newcastle United history. GET INTO THEM UNITED 🏁

Becky Langley has been a transformative figure as #NUFC women’s head coach. From juggling 2 jobs, players paying to play, washing the team’s kit at night, eating at 11pm, to back to back promotions, going full-time, Becky has overseen huge change & brought huge success to the club. A history-maker.

Tough set of fixtures, lost some key players to injury, and dealing with the loss of a certain someone up front. If we’re still where we are come April, I’ll be concerned. At the minute, less so. I trust Howe. #nufc

Another mad little goal from the signing of the season! #NUFC

This feels like one of those games where the result will be defined by how well we do in the following fixtures. Win those home games and a point today will look excellent. Not winning today followed by patchy results afterwards and that momentum we’ve been building is halted. #nufc

The fact that Reeves & Mortimer's entire televisual output isn't readily streamable is a national disgrace, and should be subject to a Parliamentary discussion.

The doctor who diagnosed you as 'insane in the membrane' is not a real doctor.

‘Today is your opportunity’ A deep dive behind the scenes at a PL academy - multiple interviews, why a win takes different forms at this level, where a new generation of talent “is coming” & how graduates take #NUFC with them. W/ @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...

Brilliant interview with Steve Harper on the aims and philosophy underpinning the academy. Well worth a listen. It’s not all about the results… #nufc

The man, the myth, the greatest fisherman of his generation @francischip.bsky.social has caught another whale. His 'exclusive' about willock being lost in York Maze, is incredible. #NUFC www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba...

🎙️Latest Pod on the Tyne🎙️ It’s an international break audit for #NUFC - after 10 games in all comps, what’s working, what needs improving & what’s next for Eddie Howe’s team. W/ @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social @taylorpayne.bsky.social @podonthetyne.bsky.social pod.fo/e/33983d

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Found a way in the second half. Midfield stepped it up. Bruno outstanding. Great pen from Woltemade. Another clean sheet. We’re still a work in progress but slowly there are signs. Hall, Tino, Wissa and Ramsey will only improve us too. Reasons to be cheerful! #nufc

We’re very physical, very quick but we’re not skilful enough in the final third. Need to be clinical. Need to stop giving away cheap free kicks too. #nufc

Finally made a list of you mad wonderful toon fans, hoping it works when the #NUFC doesn’t and I don’t miss posts. Please shout if you’re not on it so I can add.

That point at Bournemouth, along with the way we nullified their attack, looks better and better with time. #nufc

Really interesting read about quality work going on behind the scenes. Well worth your time. #nufc

Promising signs all over the pitch tonight. Big confidence boost for some players who needed it. Need to build some momentum against Forest now. #nufc

Really poor second half today. Showed nowhere near enough control. So disappointing. #nufc