What a shite season. Have a pint, put some records on. Summer is here. Onto the next one. Love this club. #nufc

Jacob Murphy noticed he was dragging the cone and naturally decided to put it on his head. 😅

🏃 A bit self-indulgent, sorry, but I ran my 30th 5k of April this morning to raise money for @tinylivestrust.bsky.social - a charity which is very close to my heart. 💷❤️ I know times are tough, but if you are able to spare a pound or 2, then thank you so much. www.justgiving.com/page/chriswa...

I don’t understand the barely concealed glee that some supporters are showing over our current form and Howe’s struggles. It just makes me sad. I love the fella, he’s the best manager we’ve had in modern times and will be remembered as a legend if and when he leaves. #nufc

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🚨 #nufc announce Kieran Trippier will leave at the end of the season. 150 games, four campaigns (2 in the @ChampionsLeague), a Carabao Cup winner: the signing who believed in the project. So important to #nufc recent history. Right time to go, means a good send off assured.

Sunderland sit on 40 points. The xG model says they deserve 31. That's the second biggest overperformance in the Premier League this season. With 8 games left, is regression coming? #NUFC

One year ago today - the wait was finally over 🏆🖤🤍 For the fans who never stopped singing.
For the generations who waited their whole lives. For the city that lives & breathes this club What a day. What a team. What a club. #NUFC

Happy Big Dan Burn Day to all who celebrate

Reaching net zero by 2050 ‘cheaper for UK than one fossil fuel crisis’

I'm not well enough to go to tomorrow's Cup match v Man City. I can't sell my tickets directly, but if anyone knows a wheelchair user who wants to go, my tickets, including a carer space, are available from the club. Just phone #NUFC & ask. Thanks

That Arsenal goal came from a move that started with one of their players diving for a free kick, didn’t it? Surely that’s what VAR is there for?

Right now UK is pretty much running the electrical grid on renewables and Nuclear.

There’s a few players out there today who need to be told thanks for your efforts but you’ll be gone or nowhere near the first team next season. We’re making it too hard to win games by chucking in a few goals for the opposition through horrendous mistakes.

IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🦖

When your own MPs are openly calling your response to the Green win an embarrassment then you've got problems

Labour's swing toward racism is perhaps the biggest unforced error in British political history; burnt their base to ashes and won them not a single vote on the right.

Tie over after ten minutes. Got a bit daft at times after that but natural that your concentration might slip when you’re that far ahead. Nowt to worry about. Onwards and upwards! #nufc

“Get a couple of early goals lads then sit back and do nowt strenuous. Not worth a hamstring to get one more goal.” #NUFC

🚨EXCLUSIVE Newcastle United plan major regeneration project alongside new stadium #nufc www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

[6/7] This wasn't actually the only push on Burn that had the wrong outcome. Bernardo Silva, already booked, charged him and had no interest in the ball whatsoever. That is as clear as it gets: "no attempt to play the ball" is, by definition, "unsporting behaviour" and reckless. Always a yellow.

Decent effort. Much improved performance than usual at the Etihad but subs made us pretty toothless. Disappointing refereeing and playing against a side that can drop a casual £100m every window is always going to be difficult. Need to take this performance forward and get some momentum again. #nufc

Pretty much a perfect evening. Tactics were absolutely spot on. Really liking the new formation with Woltemade in the deeper role. Well done, one and all! #nufc

At this rate, we'll beat City in the 5th round and then get drawn against them again in the quarter finals #NUFC

We hear way too much about angry Britain, blue-red Britain. What about the Britain of Save the Children, Oxfam, the RSPCA, the RNLI, popular environmentalism, the Britain of London's absolute triumph since its 80s nadir, its civic universities, the Britain of volunteering, giving, hoping?

Howe on Sandro and Nick, naming Nick as one of the midfielders. He's being trained in that position recently #NUFC Howe talking about the need to fill the gaps left by Bruno's creativity and passion qualities

Hang on, we've won away, without Bruno and with the green strip on. It's an #NUFC miracle

Looks like we can. Get the fuck in! Absolutely brilliant second half. Had to beat the officials too but we did it. HTL! #nufc

Sorry, Trelford, but I think you’re down to second place…

It should be 0-0 and Villa down to 9 men, but here we are Hoping for a good 2nd half, whatever the result We haven't dominated the ball like this at Villa Park in what feels like ages

Properly robbed in that first half. Massive test now - can we break down the inevitable low block and prevent their counter attacks? #nufc

Really tests your blood pressure having to accept both of these decisions inside a week. #NUFC

Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox

Happy Kevin Keegan (and Nick Woltemade) day to all who celebrate it #nufc

Fuck me. Imagine how far offside this cunt would be.

Things you love to see: Eddie Howe celebrating in front of the fans #NUFC

Well played, lads. Players stepped up when they needed to. Stops the rot. Will hopefully provide some confidence and self-belief. #nufc

Eddie Howe is the right man for Newcastle United - #NUFC tf1892.substack.com/p/why-eddie-...

Yeah. There’s also a core dilemma: to make PSR headspace we will have to sell some of our favourite players, which we don’t want to do. Further, that puts much more pressure on recruitment to be good every time we roll the dice. This summer was not as good as previous years and it’s showing. #nufc

"Well, lads, I haven't been able to get hold of any gunpowder, but what I have got is a consultants' report on the cost of restoring the building. If we just wait it out, they'll let the place collapse and/or burn down all on its own." "Nice one. Pub?" "Pub."

I think the underwhelming nature of our signings, our lack of confidence, and our tactical struggles are all exacerbated by the inability of clubs like us, who are restricted by PSR, to compete on three or four fronts. Even Villa have only had two comps to focus on so far this season. #nufc

Newcastle United have played a game every three days since nov 22 and will continue to do so until the 28th of Feb. 28 games in 14 weeks. #nufc

I think the underwhelming nature of our signings, our lack of confidence, and our tactical struggles are all exacerbated by the inability of clubs like us, who are restricted by PSR, to compete on three or four fronts. Even Villa have only had two comps to focus on so far this season. #nufc

I know, I know…but that’s a lovely goal. Will do his confidence the world of good. #nufc

Low confidence, low energy, low optimism. Going to be a slog for the next few weeks. #nufc

"We used to treat adversity as part of the ride. Now we can't even handle a bad night at the opera. It's supposed to be fun. What happened?" Martin Samuel on football fan anger, but it could be about life as a whole. Something changed. Most obvious culprit is screen time.

I fucking hate Liverpool. It’s going to be a long February - we will lose plenty. It’ll get better after that, though. #nufc