I'm not well enough to attend the match v Brentford this Saturday, so I'm selling my ticket via the club. If any wheelchair users wish to buy it, just contact the club. An assistance ticket is also available if needed. Thanks. #NUFC

Karoline Leavitt could actually be undone by telling the truth! She claimed that Melania made more than Star Wars on its first weekend. Star Wars had a limited release in only 43 theatres, so it's true, but most people don't research stuff & are finally saying, "B!tch be lying!" 🤣

1. Click the link 👇 2. Watch the film 🎬 3. Share with your pals 👯 4. Go to step 1 🔁 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Just watched A Man For All Seasons again. It's a fantastic film. Won 6 Oscars, including Best Film. The immediate similarities between Robert Shaw's Henry VIII & #Trump, with Cromwell, looking for any way to trip Thomas More up & using lies to end him seem like a very portentous warning today.

🧵 Back in '91 I bought Wish by #TheCure played it once & left it. A year later I played it again & since then it's been my favourite album. I couldn't work out why I'd left it alone. In November '24 I bought Songs Of A Lost World, listened once & put it away. This week I've had it on a loop...(1)

Been the best side & deserved to go ahead, but find ourselves behind, with the commentator about to reach climax every time Liverpool get the ball in our half! #NUFC

Our film is on BBC3 on Sunday night. Then iPlayer. 🎈 🎈 🎈

"I like noticing little quirks of language and differences between the UK and US. For example, we spell it C-O-L-O-U-R and they spell it C-O-L-O-R. We spell it H-O-N-O-U-R and they spell it H-O-N-O-R We spell it C-O-N-V-I-C-T-E-D F-E-L-O-N and they spell it P-R-E-S-I-D-E-N-T." The Left Bible

This is the Charlie Broon draw. The winner is number 99 Norman Fletcher Thanks Norman & to everyone who bought tickets. £240 to NUFC Fans Foodbank

Draw at 7pm Last shout for tickets #NUFC

Profanity - Supporting the right of women to use nudist camps!

Draw tonight at 7pm! DM for tickets NEW PAINTING RAFFLE Charlie Broon's Toon Army - A3 Acrylic Painting £1 per ticket 100% to @nufcfoodbank Check out the numbers on the shorts to see who they all are! Please share #NUFC #originalartwork

Tough start & dodgy pen saved by Pope, followed by PSG capitalising on gaps in midfield to score. Settled down & passed well, w/ Elanga running everywhere. Couple of long throws & a free kick to BDB & onto Willockino's noggin 1-1 Should've had a pen. Shit VAR & ref HWTL #NUFC

Less than a week after the US takeover, the word Epstein is blocked on TikTok 🤔 www.independent.co.uk/tech/tiktok-...

The Shakespeare Murders by Guy Hale www.guyhale.com Just finished this excellent series. A joy to read. The dynamics between the killer & the police detectives are brilliantly written & intensely funny. I don't want to give anything away! Highly recommended!

🧵 A Normal Day I got up early this morning to take my wife to the pedestrian tunnel for her lift into work I came home & watched a video of a nurse being murdered in Minnesota I made myself a coffee & toast with peanut butter & blackcurrant jam (1)

Remember this as many Tories join Reform - Who's To Blame? youtu.be/eW9Pr7_Z14k?...

Verification of cold blooded murder. They're lying...again! Rest In Peace, Alex Pretti x www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj...

If you want to really help the autistic people in your lives (including yourself, if that applies), learn more about how autistic people experience the world, and how modifying YOUR behavior and their environment can help. You can start here: thinkingautismguide.com/2017/04/elev... 3/3

Small 🧵 Just had a call claiming to be from Sky +44 20 8078 0979 They wanted me to confirm my email address. I gave them that & they said I was going to get a 40% discount on all services. I immediately thought - scam. Sky is never going to do that. I refused to give any...

NEW PAINTING RAFFLE Charlie Broon's Toon Army - A3 Acrylic Painting £1 per ticket 100% to @nufcfoodbank Check out the numbers on the shorts to see who they all are! DM for details Draw 7pm Thurs 29th Jan Please share #NUFC #originalart

NEW PAINTING RAFFLE Charlie Broon's Toon Army - A3 Acrylic Painting £1 per ticket 100% to @nufcfoodbank Check out the numbers on the shorts to see who they all are! DM for details Draw 7pm Thurs 29th Jan Please share #NUFC #originalart

@coco101265.bsky.social Sent you a DM

NEW PAINTING RAFFLE VIDEO Charlie Broon's Toon Army - A3 Acrylic Painting £1 per ticket 100% to @nufcfoodbank Check out the numbers on the shorts to see who they all are! DM for details Draw 7pm Thurs 29th Jan Please share #NUFC #originalartwork youtu.be/LHdCkqndd9c?...

@coco101265.bsky.social Hi Colin, I've DMd you. Cheers

NEW PAINTING RAFFLE VIDEO Charlie Broon's Toon Army - A3 Acrylic Painting £1 per ticket 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org Check out the numbers on the shorts to see who they all are! DM for details Draw 7pm Thurs 29th Jan Please share #NUFC #originalartwork youtu.be/LHdCkqndd9c

NEW PAINTING RAFFLE VIDEO Charlie Broon's Toon Army - A3 Acrylic Painting £1 per ticket 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org Check out the numbers on the shorts to see who they all are! DM for details Draw 7pm Thurs 29th Jan Please share #NUFC #originalartwork youtu.be/LHdCkqndd9c

NEW PAINTING RAFFLE Charlie Broon's Toon Army - A3 Acrylic Painting £1 per ticket 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org Check out the numbers on the shorts to see who they all are! DM for details Draw 7pm Thurs 29th Jan Please share #NUFC #originalart

NEW PAINTING RAFFLE Charlie Broon's Toon Army £1 per ticket 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org Check out the numbers on the shorts to see who's who! DM for details Draw 7pm Thurs 29th Jan Please share #NUFC #originalart @newcastlefoodbank.org

NEW PAINTING RAFFLE Charlie Broon's Toon Army £1 per ticket 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org DM for details Draw 7pm Thurs 29th Jan Please share #NUFC #originalart @newcastlefoodbank.org

NEW PAINTING RAFFLE Charlie Broon's Toon Army £1 per ticket 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org Check out the numbers on the shorts to see who's who! DM for details Draw 7pm Thurs 29th Jan Please share #NUFC #originalart @newcastlefoodbank.org

NEW PAINTING RAFFLE Charlie Broon's Toon Army £1 per ticket 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org DM for details Draw 7pm Thurs 29th Jan Please share #NUFC #originalart @newcastlefoodbank.org

Where do they bury the rest of the body? @the_celtic_ailurophile

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you!

🧵 Well, some good news for a change. Just had an email from the insurance company regarding the car crash: "We're contacting you to let you know that the other party's insurers have accepted full responsibility for the incident." I'm only just managing to get out & about now ten weeks on...

Post on Threads: Any time I see the name Gino, I think whatever he did is gonna be amazing. Song, food, movie, fashion, art. My reply: People used to call me Gino. Think it was cos everyone thought I was amazing at food, songs, art & fashion. Oh! Sorry! Not Gino. Wino! That was it!

Here's my #NUFC Christmas song You can still donate to the @nufcfoodbank Crowdfunder on my pinned post! HWTL 😀🖤🤍 youtu.be/JO3Kv0u2MhA?...

Here's the video for my Christmas song All I Want Is A Black ’n’ White Christmas 100% to @nufcfoodbank Buy on Crowdfunder link below. Only £1 - plus a bonus download of WE ARE THE GEORDIES (Roger Tames Remix) Please share! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/b--w-chris... youtu.be/JO3Kv0u2MhA

All I Want Is A Black ’n’ White Christmas exclusive CROWDFUNDER 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org Just £1 - plus bonus download of WE ARE THE GEORDIES-Roger Tames Remix #NUFC Please share! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/b--w-chris... youtu.be/JO3Kv0u2MhA

All I Want Is A Black ’n’ White Christmas exclusive CROWDFUNDER 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org Just £1 - plus bonus download of WE ARE THE GEORDIES-Roger Tames Remix #NUFC Please share! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/b--w-chris... youtu.be/JO3Kv0u2MhA

As customary customs shall behold are glarious nation this forthcoming Mas of Christendom, my family & I shall be customarily feasting are ophthalmoi upon the wondrous occasioning of His Majesty The King's Peach. youtu.be/r_a_AGeNcOc?...

As customary customs shall behold are glarious nation this forthcoming Mas of Christendom, my family & I shall be customarily feasting are ophthalmoi upon the wondrous occasioning of His Majesty The King's Peach. youtu.be/r_a_AGeNcOc?...

All I Want Is A Black ’n’ White Christmas exclusive CROWDFUNDER 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org Just £1 - plus bonus download of WE ARE THE GEORDIES-Roger Tames Remix #NUFC Please share! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/b--w-chris... youtu.be/JO3Kv0u2MhA

All I Want Is A Black ’n’ White Christmas exclusive CROWDFUNDER 100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org Only £1 - plus download of song & bonus download of WE ARE THE GEORDIES-Roger Tames Remix #NUFC Please share! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/b--w-chris... youtu.be/JO3Kv0u2MhA

This. I've reposted this and posting this separately because THIS

No idea who did this, but had to share it! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣