The man, the myth, the greatest fisherman of his generation @francischip.bsky.social has caught another whale. His 'exclusive' about willock being lost in York Maze, is incredible. #NUFC www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba...

When you buy at the top of the market, you take a big risk on regression. See Nunez, Darwin.

They are actually obsessed. You’re in a hunt for a title and this is what you post about? #nufc

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Germany's match-winner Nick Woltemade refused requests for his shirt from BOTH Trai Hume AND Dan Ballard at full-time in tonight's game between Northern Ireland and Germany

Unsolicited Nick pic #NUFC

A "fun" game: tally up the amount of YOUR TIME that multi-billion dollar, multi-national corporations are willing to waste in order to save themselves a nickel and/or avoid paying someone $20/hour. Waiting online, working with live chat first, "wait times are currently longer than usual"....etc.

"Tonali 8.5 – Italy had a few strong performers tonight but the Newcastle United man was in a league of his own today. Harking back to the iconic Italian centre-mids of yore, the 25-year-old showed his class this evening" We need to get this sexy bastard tied down asap #NUFC

Wait what?!

Wish they didn't play him for 90minutes in every game...Steve Bunce needs to sharpen up his Italian. Zona rossa!

International break has me feeling #nufc

This headline is about us appointing a Sporting Director. The Chronicle is such fucking garbage. #nufc

Check out this pass from Bruno G for the assist just now 😎 our fucking captain #NUFC

Florian Thauvin scored for France tonight. Tonight, in October 2025.... #NUFC

Not a great look for the NFL when the Giants players and coaching staff are visibly trying to intimidate the independent neurologist on national TV. #flyeaglesfly

Maybe it’s just me, but it’s hard not to wonder if the play we run six times a game that is basically a simulated car crash is not also responsible for why our offensive line looks beat to hell. #eagles

..mircle for me in th past at this time of year. October used to hit me like a train. We are also part of a wonderful bluesky community on here. Don't suffer in silence. There are lots of people on here that will talk to you about how you feel, which really helps. Don't suffer in silence 2of2 #nufc

I cannot believe we "left" Matt Targett at the airport, then who did we play in the Champions League? None other than USG's Kevin Mac Allister. #nufc en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_M...

Well done Frank

EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United midfielder Joe Willock, 26, had to be rescued from York Maze after a distress call to emergency services was made at around 5pm on Tuesday. He had been lost in the UK's largest maze for approximately six hours.

This would be more of a vote-winner for me than anything else she's ever said.

I recommend giving this a shot as an alternative: bsky.app/profile/anga...

Hey all, what happened to the #nufc feed? Did it disappear for anyone else? I'm not seeing 852dude either.

I am so far happy with what Elanga offers, but I would say that for the first 30 minutes at St. James Park I struggle to think of a more intelligent and energetic high presser than Jacob Murphy. Am I alone in seeing that? #nufc

Morning campers #NUFC

Be nice if @newcastleunited.com put the same content on here as the other place. Woltemade penalty clip please. #NUFC

Read about the soccer cause this took a long time. Viva Tonali t.co/vhYWgx5gUD

✌️ ‍Two headers 💥 One unstoppable penalty Nick Woltemade became the first @NUFC player to score in their first three Premier League home matches since Alan Shearer and Les Ferdinand

Lewis Hall is struggling to get fit. Initially injured v Forest who today were I thought over the top in the tackle,with Anderson leading the way for them.

This is the return of the toon starboy

Amid all the cheer and congratulations, can we spare a thought for the Forest fans? Just had a look at their Reddit sub. We all know how shit it is having a crap manager foisted on you by an egotistical owner. They already want Ange gone. Ah well. Right, onwards and upwards! #NUFC

It goes without saying these days, but wasn’t Tonali just magnificent? What a player. #NUFC

Malik Thiaw is an absolute snip at 35 mill. I'm so glad we didn't go all in on Guehi #NUFC

Anyone else remember Germany's Rudi Voller whenever you see @NUFC's Nick Woltemade? 😁 #NUFC

Newcastle United have won but are still below Sunderland in the #Premiership, a fact which is impossible to reconcile with the settled order of nature.

A thing of beauty #NUFC 🖤🤍

Nick could easily had 3 today and Thiaw unlucky to not get on the score sheet. #nufc

Woltemade looks like Football Jamiroquai here. #nufc

The are already referring to Big Ange as 'the beleaguered' Nottingham Forest boss. Hasn't he been in charge for about 6 days? #nufc

Jacob Murphy don't play a backwards hospital ball Challenge. #nufc

No handball, but it looked like Joe just got pushed right over there. #nufc

Really need an insurance goal here. #nufc

Joelinton putting BDB in the blender with that back pass FFS. #nufc

Not celebrating just yet the way these idiots have been refereeing this so far 🫣 #nufc

Eddie Howe is a player development pump and dump scheme 😂😂😂#nufc

fun game: every time the commentator says “udogie”, pretend you thought they said “a doggie”. see? this game is already much more adorable! #thefootball

Let’s help John out. I need to do the same to any newbies that have joined the site tbh. #nufc

Woltemessi! #NUFC

Some actual, honest to god, potentially good news. www.bbc.com/news/article...