Millions of years of evolution, only to be lobotomised by an app with a bird logo. We are actively devolving. #nufc #nufctwitter #nufctransfers

"@lee_ryder #nufc haven’t finished in the window and aren’t deterred by setback" Fuck me Lee, and in other news, the sky is blue. #nufc

So all it takes is no power to be productive. 😂. Power is finally back after 14hrs. Half hoping for a other one so I can get the rest of the house cleaned/reorganised. 🤷‍♂️. Have I missed much #nufc news of still just the same as yesterday. 😔

Had no power since 6am this morning and ended up getting hyper focused into cleaning and rearranging my whole kitchen. After lunch I might even make my sofa a sofa and not a place I put dry clothes with the full intention of never taking them upstairs. #adhd is a funny thing. #nufc

There we have it, you just can't get upset about a 20 year old choosing UCL football over us. We move on. #nufc We knew it was going to be a difficult window. #nufc

When will some fans learn that a majority of these news stories are purely for engagement. That's how these "journalists" make their $$$! Stop hanging on to every word they say. You will feel much better for it. #nufc #itk #transfers

Haven't even got sucked into the Manzambi rumours, so will not bad an eye lid if this one eventually slips away to club who can offer him European football. #nufc

x.com/i/status/207... HE'S FROM BLYTH!!! Lost cound how many times I've watched this. #nufc

Decided it would be foolish to stay up and watch the Argies get knocked out. Too old for this shit. Enjoy the victory, and if you can't be good, be safe. Goodnight. #nufc #england #worldcup2026 💤😴🥱

Seen some controversy about England's equaliser. Apparently it hit the overhead sky cam/wire from Nylands goal kick, and replays seems to suggest it did but FIFA are denying any sensor activation. #nufc #worldcup2026

How can you not love Big Dan Burn! Towering header to end the match. #nufc

Fair fucking play England. Playing shit and still winning takes some effort. Semi finals bound! #nufc #noreng #worldcup2026

Gordon won half a dozen penalties by putting his body in front of the defender and drawing a foul. Another rule change? #nufc

Dan Burn is imminent I can imagine. #nufc #noreng

Jude again!! What a world cup he's having. #noreng #nufc

Let off for England. But what's this new rule about retaking the corner? 🤷‍♂️ #nufc

I knew Wimbledon had been on but I didn't realise it finished tomorrow. Kind of been overshadowed by the World Cup but only feels like it started a few days ago. #nufc #worldcup2026 #wimbledon2026

Tidy goal that bit didn't need a reply to see it was offside. Shame #nufc #noreng

HEY JUDE! Created by Gordon once again! #nufc #noreng

How did that happen then? Possession means nothing if you do nothing with it. #nufc #noreng

Here we go then. Just don't be negative. #nufc #worldcup2026 #noreng

Left the patio door open over night and got woken up by a terrible racket downstairs. This poor thing managed to find its way into the house and couldn't get out. 🥹 #nufc

I swear if you're not active on this app for more than 12hrs, your time line algorithm just resets and you get nothing. #nufc

Is 41 too old to retrain as a plumber? No idea what I'm doing but when the mother calls in a panic, thanks to YouTube and Chat GPT we get it done 😂💪😂 #nufc All the gear, no idea. 🤦‍♂️

Mad busy day today, not had a chance to look on here. Any Bruno news? Any Eddie news? Any hijacking news? Any news at all? 😀 #nufc

Please please please tell someone who loves you how you’re feeling. I’ve seen the devastation when someone doesn’t choose one more day.

Don't care how long he was made to wait. I've no sympathy for stuttering run ups. #nufc #worldcup2026

x.com/FabrizioRoma... Hmmm, forgive me for being pessimistic here. #nufc

Harrison Ashby has joined League One side Luton Town on a season-long loan. He's 24!! What are we doing?? #nufc

Now that the dust has settled, how are we feeling? I'm very much in the "let's see how this money is reinvested" camp before too much judgement. The game has changed, loyalty in football is generally non existent these days. It's a punch in the gut but I understand Bruno's desire to move. #nufc

Well at least the vast majority of BlueSky is taking the news of Bruno like mature adults. X is an absolute shitshow right now. Yes, i still lurk on there because reading some of the garbage on there makes me feel better about myself. 😆 #nufc

Yes it's bad, there is no sugar coating it, 4 huge talents leaving the club, but lets see what the club do with transfers this summer before totally writing off the season. The club are working on things, and from we've see so far, very fucking secretly. #nufc

Surely the hierarchy can see with Isak, Gordon, Tonali jumping ship means something is seriously wrong with the "project" and something needs to change. If Bruno goes, the "project" is dead. And somehow we're still left with Murphy, Willock and Harrison Ashby on the books. We've gone backwards #nufc

Not like this!!!! #nufc

Ignore the fact the hosting and planning of the event has been a shit show, i think like most, i wasn't remotely looking forward to this #worldcup26, but as weeks have passed, its grown on me. Now we're at the nitty gritty part of days without games and only 1 match per day, I'm a little sad. #nufc

They weren't wrong when they said these two Countries aren't the best penalty takers. 😭 #nufc #worldcup2026 #suicol

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Antonio Cordero going to Cadiz 26/27 season. Another loan for the highly regarded teenager. This is why I can't get excited for young players coming to #nufc.

Has there been a bigger bottle job than this? Egypt has well and truly choked this. 🤯🤯

I sphinx Egypt have just choked it. (Sorry, not sorry). #nufc

Squeaky bum time for Egypt now. Such a poor goal to concede too. Argies have tasted blood now, they're going for the kill. #nufc #worldcup2026

Try and disallow that one then!!! Send Messi home!! #nufc

What a save!! Looks like he hurt his shoulder in the process. #nufc #worldcup2026

#argegy #messi #worldcup2026 Shit pen really...