Welfare check on Geordie Josh might be needed. 😂 #nufc

Not a bad choice of destinations for someone apparently not good enough for 12th place Newcastle. #nufc

www.instagram.com/reel/DY0c1sJ... Never felt so seen in my entire life. #nufc #adhd #anxiety

Accurate...

Didn't get the job, but it wasn't a complete disaster. Feedback was generally very positive just a few gaps in the required skill set let me down, and i kind of knew that might be the case going into it. But we move on, and it certainly given me a little confidence for future ones. #nufc

Yup... 🤦‍♂️ #nufc

Not that i need an excuse to not leave the house, but stay safe and keep hydrated guys. #nufc #adhd #mentalhealth #mentalhealthawareness

@irishgeordy.bsky.social Me tomorrow. ⛱️🥵

Was about to say this play off final has been boring. Well, it has been but nothing will hurt Boro more than a 95th goal. #nufc

The vibe right now and the next week. #nufc

Whoever tells this is a good idea, don't listen to them. Its all LIES! #nufc

The Europa League final is available on TNT for free today for Virgin Media customers. No subscription needed. #nufc

At least the relegation battle will go down to the wire. #nufc Not mad about Arsenal winning to be fair. Not bothered much at all.

How stupid must you be to get caught spying on a training session. 😂 #nufc

Pretty accurate but this is just the tip of the iceberg. #nufc #adhd

Bruno and Willock having a little row on the pitch. Now now lads. #nufc

Pope is making me nervous. That's the second time in a few minutes he's fumbled the ball. #nufc

Welp, good job we got the 3rd. #nufc

Osula at the double!? #nufc

BIG WILLY OSULAAAA!!? #NUFC

BIG DICK NICK!!!!! #NUFC

What even is the hand-ball rule anymore? #nufc

Fernandes throws a fit every time he doesn't get an assist. Trying too hard. #nufc

Chelsea players are insufferable babies. #nufc

I have an in-person interview this week, and i literally have nothing to wear. Everything i own is from when i was fat (ok, fatter). What does one even wear to an interview in the big 2026? My last one was 12 years ago and i will overthink every detail. #adhd #nufc

Jesus Christ Pope!! 🤦‍♂️ #nufc

Seeing a lot of the ball but not really creating much at all. #nufc

I think it's going to be a 5-3-2 / 3-5-2 with Murph and Hall as wing-backs. Let's see what these changes Howe spoke of are all about. #nufc

I don't even understand VAR now, that gets checked every day of the week in the Prem and given. VAR did even look at that one. #nufc #baypsg

Haven't watched a lot of snooker in recent years but that crucible final was a joy to watch. What a talent Wu Yize is. WUUUUUUUU

Hahaha Man City fans leaving soon turned back around when Haaland scored their 2nd. 😂 #nufc

news.sky.com/story/three-... Its Groundhog Day! 😐

Just put a load into the washing machine. I think I may have missed an important step in the process. #adhd #nufc 🤦‍♂️

Can PIF come watch every week? #nufc

BARNES!!! As cool as you like. #nufc

Wissa man!? #nufc

Can we just have one game that doesn't end with me hyperventilating into a brown paper bag? #nufc

I wish Pope could make his mind up if he's a shit or top class keeper! #nufc