A neighbour just brought these round and I'm not sure if it's a friendly gift or he's trying to kill me. #chilies #nufc

www.imdb.com/title/tt2744... Best show i have watched in a very long time, takes a lot for me get hooked to a show like i did this. 100% recommend. #nufc #paradise #hulu

When did busses stop stinking off piss? They have WiFi and usb chargers now. 😂 #nufc #buswanker

£100 to fill up my car today, been a while since I had to pull my pants down and bend over just to pay for fuel. #nufc

Sack the lot of them #nufc

I'd love to know what goes on in that dressing room that makes us turn to shit in the 2nd half, every time. #nufc

That was going top bins. Good save from Rambo #nufc

YESSSSS STAR BOY MALFOY!!!!! #nufc

MATCH DAY!!! Can't decide if I'm nervous or not just yet. #nufc

Chuck Norris doesn't Rest in Peace. Peace rests in Chuck Norris. #nufc

RIP Chuck Norris. What a fucked up day #nufc

Lol... Talk about collapsing 🤣🤣

What's trippier thinking? #nufc

Bring back the away goals rule! #nufc

Well well well, who'd have put elanga being gone a hat trick tonight? #nufc

FFS! That's amateur defending that is #nufc

Wow wow wow! How's that for a team goal!! #nufc

Do us proud lads! #nufc

Fair play to Max Dowman becoming the youngest ever Premier League scorer smashing a record held for almost 21 years by James Vaughan. Too long ago to remember what I was doing at 16 but it probably involved a park bench and a bottle of white lightning. #nufc

That'll do! 3 points, away win, clean sheet. #nufc

8 minutes?? #nufc

Cole Palmer when VAR says no penalty #nufc

Just noticed Chelsea finally have a shirt sponsor... #nufc

HOWAY NEWCASTLE! 🙌

HOWAY THE LADS! ✊

Really do appreciate all the kind words. Handed my laptop back in today, and it's all started to feel real. No idea what comes next, but a mental reset is 100% needed before i even start to think about anything. #nufc

Got made redundant this week, bittersweet, I'm not upset about it, but not ideal is it. I've been in this job for 12 years, how am i expected to remember how to interview now? So many questions. Do companies even do face to face interviews these days? Do i need a new suit? I'm so lost. #nufc

Just end me now. #nufc

So so so deserved! #nufc

HARVEYYYYY!!!!?!?? #NUFC

Spurs keeper conceded 3 goals and subbed off after 17 minutes. 🤣🤣 #spurs #nufc

3 keepers on the bench in 2026.... 😂 #nufc

Can't get too excited, that City bench is scary. #nufc

Barnes you handsome bastard!!! #nufc

The best thing about the Osula goal was that he almost did his trademark loss of balance before he took on the first defender. 🤣 #nufc

Now HOLD THE FUCK ON!!!! #nufc

OSULAAAAAAAAAAA #nufc

The added time isn't the issue, the ref is just making up the time that was used for taking the penalty. It doesn't change the fact we can't score without conceding for more than 60 seconds. #nufc