Merry Christmas to you all on #NUFC

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Might be a decent time to play them. #NUFC

LEWWWWWIIIISSSSS MILLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Not a bad momentum chart. #NUFC

It remains level at the break. ⏸️

Wissa scores that if he has a fringe. #NUFC

WISSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

That's what we've needed all season. I genuinely think Wissa is going to be a great player for the next couple of seasons. #NUFC

Please clap tonight 👏🏻🖤🤍

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No urgency. No hunger. No identity. Not acceptable.

This season is turning into such a disappointment for so many reasons, this result being the latest one. Why are we so toothless going forward? #NUFC

Well, we've got to find some extra gears now. #NUFC

Your Mags on derby day! ✊

Today's the day! #HWTL #NUFC

Well, it's derby day and I can't say I'm looking forward to it. Torn between watching the game and the potential for joy versus the risk of despair. #NUFC

This is a significant dent in Arsenal's title hopes but more importantly it's ruining my acca.

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@thetrawl.bsky.social Thanks a bunch. "You are the Bell End of the Week" is not an appropriate jingle to find yourself singing. I nearly got banned from Morrisons. 🤬

There is no greater lie than the cup number indicator on the side of a kettle.

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Public Service Announcement!!! Yoane Wissa is real! #NUFC

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2 shots on target, 2 fucking goals. How have we lost this. #NUFC

We've conspired to lose this fucking game. #NUFC

What do I know!

Fucking knew it.

Feels a little like we've not got luck on our side tonight. #NUFC

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@geordiekakamora.bsky.social has swears! They've used 121 profanities in their last 1,869 posts. 🥇 "shit" (24 times) 🥈 "fucking" (23 times) 🥉 "fuck" (15 times)

@profanity.accountant Let's do this.

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Pickford has been megged and lobbed!! 🤣 #NUFC

BIG NICK!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! 😁😁😁

MILLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Wickford megged himself!! 🤣🤣🤣 #NUFC

That's what Ramsdale brings to the team. #NUFC

WHAT A START!!!! 😍😍

This Sunderland thing isn't funny anymore.

An excellent breakdown.

Financial Adviser here: This is a terrible retirement plan.

Reflective thoughts on yesterday Small thread 🧵#NUFC

Gordon scores that a couple of seasons ago. #NUFC

Barnes is on fire! #NUFC

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