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Harry talks a lot of sense, particularly about the lack of sense Howe's team selection makes sometimes. Ramsey is, surely, part of the future of the team and we need to find a consistent alternative to 4-3-3.

Guess which one they'll go for. #FuckingIdiots

Roses are red Existence is fleeting Time is too precious To waste on Wes Streeting.

This is the direction Farage wants the UK to go.

Meanwhile, I'm still reeling from the fact that Richard Tice can't find it in him to condemn someone for saying that Nigerians should be melted down to fill potholes.

What's the record for points dropped from winning positions in a season? #NUFC

Poor from Woltemade, we have to capitalise on those kind of errors. #NUFC

HOWAY THE LADS ✊

A sensible reflection on Thursdays results, actually left with a feeling of hope after listening. Still lots at risk but Reform are not "inevitable".

Shine a fucking bright light on him and the rest of Reform. There are a lot of skeletons they don't want you to see.

Question for @sturdyalex.bsky.social and the @quietriotpod.bsky.social team. Is it possible we've hit peak Reform? There will only be headwinds for Farage, increased scrutiny etc. Also, is there a chance a chunk of Reform voters this time now consider themselves to have given the government....

"They're not punished for inconsistencies" Absolutely fucking infuriating! Another great listen from @quietriotpod.bsky.social

One gone already.

Girl on a Spacehopper, 1971, Byker, Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK by Finnish photographer Sirkka-Liisa Konttinen #womensart #Saturday

❌ Vote AGAINST the bill to stop workplace sexual harassment ❌ Stack the party with anti-abortion politicians - some opposing termination even if rape ❌ Push “pro-family” policies that put women back in the home I guess the question is… Do you hate immigrants more than you love your rights?

Dear Reform-voting ladies… Do you know you’re voting for a party that wants to: ❌ Scrap the Equality Act - your legal protection against workplace discrimination & unequal pay ❌ Kill the Online Safety Act - the law protecting you from revenge porn

Us Geordies are a progressive bunch.

I am British. I have no other citizenship. I have always loved the “Welcome home” greeting at the border when I return. Stepping out and sniffing that London air. Sooty smell, damp and cold. Home. But home doesn’t feel welcoming any more.

Starmer: *Drives bus into wall* *some damage* Starmer: *Drives bus into wall* *more damage* Labour: Sir, how can we fix this damage? Starmer: WE NEED TO DRIVE FASTER AND HARDER AT THE SAME WALL!!!!

Forest having to chase the game is good for us, extra time is better but I can't help wanting them to go through.

Keep Britain Kind

I can't believe such a large portion of the population are gullible idiots who want to vote against their own self-interest. #LocalElections

Anyone who votes for this party knows what they are voting for and every single one of them is deserving of our utter contempt. It should be as socially unacceptable to vote for them as it was to vote BNP 20 years ago.

I actually can't believe that Farage and his party of xenophobic shitbags are running and polling so high and that the media are just treating it like it's normal. It's nightmarish to watch.

Remember, vote Reform for an entitled prick who doesn't pay his tax and a grifting charlatan who is bought and paid for by a crypto billionaire.

It fucking can and it will. #Idiot

Are Spurs going to do the most Spurs thing ever and disappoint football fans every where?

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

Slightly diminish a book Lord of the Ring

There's just no stopping Jacob Murphy 👊 @NUFC ⚪️

Shit! We're in the lead! #NUFC

It's match day! #NUFC

I was going to wildcard this week but I can't be bothered. Follow me for more #FPL insights.

Nothing explains the North/South divide like @jemmaforte.bsky.social and @marina-purkiss.bsky.social thinking MPs subsidised pints at £5.45 are cheap. How fucking much? I'd be distraught if I paid £5.45 for a bloody Carlsberg.

Essential listening.

I feel that, if you're interested in the future of the world today's @quietriotpod.bsky.social is essential listening. It's hard not to listen and come to the conclusion that the US is a democracy in name only.

Nigel Farage has been accused by multiple people he grew up with of extreme antisemitic comments and behaviour. Yet he's allowed to present himself as a champion of Jewish people. Meanwhile, our only Jewish leader, Zack Polanski, is smeared - because he opposes genocide.

What he said.

The NHS is free at point of use, everyone knows that it's funded through the tax take. What is key is that there isn't an invoice and no matter the amount of use the cost to you is the same. Plus there is zero chance of going bankrupt due to medical bills.

Scraping into the top 500k. This season it's been one good week, one bad week. Hopefully not for the last 4 weeks. #FPL

Mini 🧵 of #NUFC 's underlying numbers by particular phases of the season. It's been such a weird one for fans to wrap their heads around. 1️⃣ Across the EPL season for xG diff (including pens) #NUFC are firmly midtable (9th)

You know it's dire when the @podonthetyne.bsky.social team are depressed. The stats for this season are shocking, so much needs to change in the summer. #NUFC

Sub 2 hours! Un-fucking-believable! Running for 2 hours at a pace 99% of the population can't maintain for 10 seconds. So glad it happened at the London marathon.

Delighted that our work @bestforbritain.org has made the splash #tomorrowspaperstoday

Film you've watched more than six times. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney

- We lost again + It was only by 1 goal #NUFC

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