Took me a minute 😂

No more

Getting back in time for England Vs Congo after work:

Tonight I feel... Ivorian 🇨🇮

We are one step closer to Miguel Almiron lifting the World Cup

Goal controversially disallowed and sent packing, you say?

Germany looking a bit toothless up front. They're missing something...

Never in doubt when Brunos on the pitch 🔥

Not sure what's going on with Brazil. It's like they are missing something...

Me every time a goalkeeper makes a half decent save at this World Cup:

Who is this man and what has he done with Elanga 🔥

No Bruno No Party 🇧🇷

This afternoon (until 8pm only) I feel... Portuguese 🇵🇹

Maybe the sun and pints are getting to my head but this is looking a lot nicer 👀

☀️☀️☀️

Tonight I feel... Austrian 🇦🇹

Karma. Should never have qualified if we're being honest.

Tonight I feel... Swiss 🇨🇭

"Newcastle United have agreed a fee for..." Liverpool:

DR. Congo will see you now 🩺

Tonight I feel...ENGLISH 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆

Tonight I feel... Senegalese 🇸🇳

Cape Verde Vs Spain Highlights. A defensive masterclass 👏🏼🧱

Today I feel... Spanish 🇪🇸

Today I feel... German 🇩🇪

Haiti Vs Scotland highlights

Tonight at 11pm... we are Brazilian 🇧🇷

Even Tesco are coming for us 😭😭

🚨 PICTURED: The alleged mastermind behind the disappearance of England's match balls making a hasty escape from the crime scene. An accomplice (believed to be the thief's mother) was waiting in a getaway vehicle. 🚗⚽

Me during every single ITV World Cup ad break:

The resemblance is simply uncanny

Victor Muñoz via IG 📲

THE WORLD CUP STARTS TODAY 🏆

Part of our family now 🥊🧤

This is Newcastle.

They lit up the skies, brought football to St. James' Park, and helped make matchdays more inclusive for all. Thank you, Sela, for three wonderful years and memories Newcastle fans won't forget. 🖤🤍

Corner flags all over the country can finally rest easy. Enjoy your retirement, Matt Ritchie!

He's done it again

Stay strong, Kev 🖤🤍

Full circle 🕺🏼 Congratulations on winning Player of the Month for the SECOND month in a row, Osula!

SANDRO'S AT WWE 🚨

Winning a European trophy in Budapest isn't for everyone

I know which team I'm supporting tonight

Today we say goodbye to a true Newcastle United legend. A calming presence on the bench, a reassuring figure in the warm-up. Always there if needed, even though he rarely was. Farewell to the greatest backup goalkeeper of all time. Godspeed, John Ruddy 🖤🤍

Thank goodness

I think a new DoF / Chief Exec montage is in order...

You need to check out @memecastleunited.bsky.social on Insta….

Anthony Gordon after finding out he's somehow bagged a move to Barcelona

Goodbye Anthony