Looks like wins are back on the menu boys

Good morning sports fans 🌅

GAFFER

Struggling in the league? Can't buy a win? SEND FOR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 🐕🤣

We could've been 2-0 up if Joe Willock looked like this 😭

MALICK THIAW THIAW THIAW

JOke

John Ruddy wearing a t shirt with his own face on it

The Emotionally Damaged Derby hits our TV screens tonight:

I hope you're all excited. IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓

UP NEXT: I didn't hear no bell 🥊

Short memories you all have. Remember where we were!

SVEN BOTMANNNNNN

BACK IN THE STARTING XI

Huge three points tonight I can feel it. IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓

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Trebles still on lads

Rather have the FA Cup anyway

Arriving at the Etihad 📍

#NUFC prayer circle for tonight

The comeback of all comebacks is ON. IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓

UP NEXT: Oh lord

Bring it on 🔥

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"Newcastle have proved time and again over the last few months that we can compete with big-name clubs like Liverpool, and maybe it will encourage players to think again if they dare to believe the grass is greener elsewhere." Alan Pardew

LiVARpool (A)

IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓🕺💃

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Not me thinking this is what he meant 🤦‍♂️

Qarabag, Chelsea and Spurs as a possible route to the final, you say?

Silencing the doubters 🔥

TAKE A BOW JOSEPH WILLOCK

So that's how it's gonna be

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BACK IN PARIS 🥖 🇫🇷 IT'S MATCHDAYYY! 🐓

God knows I've come to Pariiiii 🎵🇫🇷

18 rashers 🤣😭

UP NEXT: Paris Syndrome 🇫🇷✈️

The Mags are back in Paris this week 🇫🇷🤣

"I'm not worried about our upcoming run of fixtures at all" Stephen - Age 23

🚨 BREAKING: The second half of Newcastle vs Aston Villa has been abandoned after it was discovered that the referee today was blind

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Dan Burn back in the squad! 🔥

Last time at St. James' Park for a fortnight, let's make it count. IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓🕺💃

It's not a good look!

🚨BREAKING: Nick Woltemade plays football tomorrow

UP NEXT: A huge game on Tyneside ⚔️