Alright, fine, I'll do it. I'll ruin my youtube music algorithm and find out what the fuck Angine de Poitrine are aw aboot

Got my shit absolutely rocked by a pothole driving home, but the car had the nerve, quarter of an hour after I'd already switched it and started driving home again that the tyre pressure was low. You don't say big man

Todays purchase. Phenomenal piece of work

That'll be the peonies done then

Presumably his approval ratings were a little too low, support for the war was flagging

Turns out the UV does count in April

Mint Sauce country

Finally got some proper speakers, away we go

I dunno why this reporting pisses me off but it does. Nothing but respect to Verstappen, I'm glad he's doing something more interesting than F1, but its the continued suggestion in the reportage that it's his presence at the NLS thats the only noteworthy thing about it. Its a bit insulting.

"Its what I was owed, I suppose" WOUT VAN AERT, champion

Jaunt out to the bridges

Something quite funny/on the nose about a guy called Peter Magyar winning the Hungarian elections. Be like if Scotland's next first minister was a guy called Davie the Pict. Or even just Jason Scotland.

You think a David Attenborough series based in an English garden is gonna be fine, lovely, wholesome, and then they spend 45 minutes putting a Bank Vole into Situations

Thought we were gonna have Wout finally beating MVDP again only to get beaten by that freak but sport won

WOUT!

This (from J Marshall Smith) popped up on my instagram this morning so thats me knackered for the day

Good to see they let those nerds at NASA loosen up for the end of the mission

I clearly put a lot of hours into Rush's Clockwork Angels when it was released, because I've been listening to it the last few days and recognise everything. Could I name you half the songs? Naw. Even worse with Snakes and Arrows and I saw them on that tour

Shaking off the last 3 weeks with a quick bike ride

New coffee table book acquired

Running for office and my only campaign promise is to bring back Lilt

Me on the clock on easter monday

Delighted I don't have to watch the Ronde highlights now

Bit blowy

Sitting bolt upright in the middle of the night in a cold sweat after "KEITH BUILDERS MERCHANTS" flashes across my subconscious

If I had to hazard a guess

"israeli officials accusing Iran of targeting citizens" you've got some fuckin nerve

I think those boys with the genny launching tires off the ladder into that smoke stack might be the only people truly living

Roughly how today went at work

They're right you know

"So why would israel saying something thats not true?" Laura Kuenssberg, you're thick as mince

Vernal equinox, clocks going forward soon, winter getting tae fuck. Light at the end of the tunnel

HARVEY BARNES IS SOMEHOW GONNA TALK HIMSELF OUT OF GOING TO THE WORLD CUP AT ALL

Guy at work sat near us who's just started an anecdote with the immortal line "See my first wife". So much information already divested in those first 4 words

How come every time I have to go back to work, the weather suddenly turns a corner and becomes still and sunny

Right. Thats enough of that. No more

Fair bit into this Theroux Manosphere doc and that HS boy is an absolute fud. Says Louis is "doing a hit piece on him" meanwhile he's just winding himself up into a shoot after being asked the most straightforward of questions.

I Swear - phenomenal film. Devastating, funny, informative, uplifting. Incredible performance by Robert Aramayo and Scott Ellis Watson. Get it watched. Spunk for milk

Block headwind out, sailed the tailwind home. Last of Thursdays snow clinging on. Don't know what happened at Strade but I can guess

Looking at a map and a weather forecast and realising I've got block headwind wherever I want to cycle to today

Good to see Fernando Alonso's F1 career go full circle with a return to Aston Minardi

The continuing adventures of buying two diametrically opposed albums at a time. (Happy birthday @thornerecords.bsky.social)

On The Beach - Neil Young (1974)

Finally finished Small Prophets. Outstanding bit of TV. Not what I expected. So many genuine laugh out loud moments

Trump saying "many more [US soldiers] will die, thats the way it is", how the Americans aren't fucking apoplectic with rage I don't know. If Macron said that the French would have had him buried alive in a septic tank within the hour

I hear the cyclings going well (alien winning solo, 30 adverts/hour)

NAPA bringing a saloon car to the BTCC, incredible work. Love to see it

Kate Bush - The Big Sky (1985)

Hearing Rush tickets were going for £2400 this morning. Absolutely insane, ticketmaster in The Hague when