There's a Karl Bushby/Kate Bush/Kent link up somewhere in this Channel Tunnel problem. A double album too.

"I don't say evasion I say avoision"

Man what the fuck. ITVs Tour de France coverage was so good and now this?

I hate that he's so quotable. King of the one liner, absolute box office. Fuck

The Tartan Army at Fenway park getting a chant going is very jarring because, having been to a baseball game, I reckon you could fall asleep at one fairly easily, absolute library sport. Maybe with the exception of the Houston Astros because they set off an actual explosion when they hit a home run

Cabo Verde very nearly putting the Spanish to the sword in their first world cup game and AFTER THE BREAK, HARRY KANE

American soccer fans: DE-FENSE! DE-FENSE! British football fans:

That Lexus LMGT3 car is the least assuming GT3 car around, but it sounds SO fucking good. Really rather wish I was over there today #LeMans24

Fuck sakes the BBC news at 1 just had "David Hockney resigns" as a headline

Dug out an ipod classic that I had so I can listen to it at work and it is soldiering on somehow. Display reads like 1% battery when its fully charged. Thinks its May 2011, which good lord I wish it still was

Oooo remembers hantavirus

#NowPlaying Big Bill Broonzy

Another great thing in my dads music collection is the tapes. He's got loads of stuff He's recorded off his collection, presumably to listen to in the car, but its the combinations. This is two sides of the same tape, Bob Marley and The Pogues. The double album no one knew we needed

Ooooft

At my folks, about to acquire some absolute monsters #vinyl

Now spinning

Acquiring my old mans record collection this weekend. Picked up my guitar seriously for the first time in a few years. Bought it some new strings, see if I even remember how to fit them. See if I can rekindle my relationship with the instrument

CYCLE OF HATE and then the pic is this

I think Dick Gaughan has a strong case for Erin-Go-Bragh being the greatest song ever

What an absolute banger. The Sleeperco shredits just get better and better.

New to-do list

They're going to replace Billy Gilmour with a 2nd Grant Hanley they've been growing in a lab

You don't like cyclists on the road because you're miserable and car-brained, I don't like them because they won't get out of Zone 2. We are not the same

This is the day

George Russell doing the underdog gimmick with a 19 year old when its only May is wild

Been doing an absolute modicum of gym work recently, not even enough to call it a routine, and I'm putting the highest power numbers on the bike I've ever done. I just took 10 seconds out of myself on the hill near my house. Bugger. What do you mean it actually works

Enzo Ferrari spinning in his grave right now, that Luce is HONKIN

Gardens doing one or two tings

Cookin'. Scotland top 5 places in the world when the suns oot

Everton have 30 minutes to save football

HARVEY BARNES HAS SOMEHOW TALKED HIMSELF OUT OF GOING TO THE WORLD CUP AT ALL

Not been keeping up with the Giro at all, don't know if De Lie was caught up in a crash or anything but this sequence of posts just views funny. Road started going uphill and De Lie channeled his inner Mario Cippolini

DAIZEN

Placing an order for 750,000 boxes of nitrile gloves and getting the phone number for Michelle Mone's people, not missing out on the payday this time

David Attenboroughs got 13 hours to do the funniest thing possible

I'd like to apologise for the lack of goals in this Bayern game, I've been watching it. I've switched it off now so I'm sure it'll pick up

Anas Sarwar doesn't understand Scottish football

Deeply funny that Russell finally has a championship winning car and he's come up against Antonelli, who was possibly bred in a lab to drive these regulations

Alright, fine, I'll do it. I'll ruin my youtube music algorithm and find out what the fuck Angine de Poitrine are aw aboot

Got my shit absolutely rocked by a pothole driving home, but the car had the nerve, quarter of an hour after I'd already switched it and started driving home again that the tyre pressure was low. You don't say big man

Todays purchase. Phenomenal piece of work

That'll be the peonies done then

Presumably his approval ratings were a little too low, support for the war was flagging

Turns out the UV does count in April

Mint Sauce country

Finally got some proper speakers, away we go

I dunno why this reporting pisses me off but it does. Nothing but respect to Verstappen, I'm glad he's doing something more interesting than F1, but its the continued suggestion in the reportage that it's his presence at the NLS thats the only noteworthy thing about it. Its a bit insulting.

"Its what I was owed, I suppose" WOUT VAN AERT, champion

Jaunt out to the bridges