in the national museum of scotland and I'm pleased to see they still have my favourite exhibit here: Rats Fucking in a Sewer While Turds Float Past

I always wondered how they replace water coolers with a new 20l bottle and didn't spill anyway. assumed there was some sort of clever engineering trick that allowed you to remove the lid once the bottle was inverted and clicked into place. but no they just take the fuckin lid off and quickly tip it.

One inevitable but disgusting side effect of Israel's systematic descent into settler fascism is the re-emergence of old antisemitic nonsense and a weakening of anti-antisemitic barriers in progressive circles. This must be ruthlessly stamped out bsky.app/profile/purp...

Every single penny will come out of Labour’s affiliation fee. So, Labour will be paying for this one and any others that come our way. This is yet another pathetic attempt to intimidate workers and it won’t work. #Birmingham #Bins

This is phrased as though that’s somehow massively wayward behaviour to get up to in… a nightclub.

no one on earth doing it like connor o'malley right now, absolutely unmissable www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJER...

change the corner kick rules stat

When you assume you make an Ass out of Ume, the Vengeful Spirit of the Volcano, and great woe will surely follow.

he's good at this isn't he. sometimes seems like it's not allowed for anyone to be good at it. political "talent" can be overindexed (or just taken to mean talent for backbiting and elbowing) but you do need it don't you.

after he got caught without a clear statement on a united ireland, dude hit the books

Does it still count as whistleblowing if you wait 18 months until everyone involved has been fired? Seems like a different passage of play to me, Gary

@arseblog.com good lord that's a podcast opening for the ages

90% sure I'm being catfished but with a certain degree of determination, tempted to see it through and try and interview them

We can now definitively date the origin of the collapse of Western civilization to April 12 1857 (publication of MADAME BOVARY)

www.theguardian.com/society/2026... shocked pikachu

Hair's getting a bit much frankly but this is a surfer town

Have had some great vegan food recently which is making my "eating meat while travelling" excuse look foolish, and I miss feeling superior to people, so I think it's time to get back on the wagon.

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

the replies to this are completely insane obviously, which makes me more glad he wrote it (I assume there was an absolutely torturous editorial process as well).

the war at home www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

made me think of this although I forgot he wasn't in all white. still going to post it though. here I go.

OBAA BAA (chicka chick aaah)

Amy Madigan was good in Weapons, no issue at all, but I feel like she's getting shared credit with the costume and make-up department because I don't think any of it works in the same way without such a striking visual aesthetic

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

(answering work cell) Bill Wonka.

I saw two of the Best Picture noms this year which is quite a high number for me. I enjoyed Marty Supreme more but I'm sucker for Josh Safdie who has got very good at doing that very particular thing he does. Sinners was fine. People are just way too starved of competent genre flicks.

@txomxs.bsky.social have you read The Gallows Pole? Being set in your neck of the woods. Good book. And a good adaptation.

So after the state got embarrassed by Kneecap for the second time just a few days ago they immediately try going for Bob Vylan again, for the same 'offence' that was already found to not be one last time. This is, frankly, just police harrassment.

Tell me why I'm getting facebook ads for a fuckin tactical bassoon

The thing about Spurs getting relegated is it's so funny I almost can't believe their fans don't find it funny too. They must do a bit. You'd have to have a heart of stone.

It’s been said before, but the extent to which the academic, cultural, professional and pedagogical world was already governed in a way amenable for LLMs to succeed, well before LLMs existed, gets far too overlooked.

i fear not the man who has been teabagged hundreds of times,

He protec He attac Lick my pussy and my crack

I analyzed the Proud Boys donor list. The most common occupation was real estate (realtor, mortgage broker) — the same parasitic class that was over-represented among Jan 6th rioters.

@flannyballs.bsky.social you'll be pleased to hear the Spanish comms exclusively refer to him as "El Chico Dowman"

how exactly do you separate the male ego from misogyny? what is their ego based on if not masculinity?

I know I'm not beating the allegations at the moment but I missed the Arsenal game in a sweat lodge and the City game taking shrooms on top of a hill, what a day

Love this

William Hague: people say politicians are bad but how can that be true when so many of them they went to Oxbridge Lewis Goodall: spot on m’lord

at this point I'm fucking sick of hearing about us as well

quite damning of Trossard and Martinelli that we're trying Left Wing Noni again rather than bother with them but I'm not against it, he seemed a bit lost on that side when he played there before but if he's primarily holding width for Calafiori to come inside I think it makes sense.

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

This is the destination of every company that tries to replace creative human workers with AI slop. futurism.com/artificial-i...

you: listen to your body my body: Ooh, eeh ooh-ah-ah ting tang walla-walla bing-bang (Doh, doh do-doh-doh-doh-doh)

I do think it's a BIT interesting that the Greens have stopped talking about environmentalism as much, and people are doing a whole lot of talking around that fact. They've clearly decided it's in their interests not to be seen as single issue, even if it is the most important issue in politics.