every "fluent in sarcasm" type midwit doing the same joke about how alanis morrisette doesn't understand irony for 10 years was to distract you from what an insane banger of an album jagged little pill was

I painted ur dog

You have obtained 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝗺𝘄𝗶𝘁. Your stupidity is ten bigger.

i just saw a 🚨🚨FOX🚨🚨 outside!!!

am i "very unpleasant person"? or just moderately?

good evening hello

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

corner store now selling a product called "HOT DOGULA" (that's not a translation that's what it's called). tis the season

haters say the king has retreated and the battle is lost... repost if you're one of the REAL patriots being eaten by crows right now

intentionally walking with a silly gait to fool my enemies into thinking i'm a buffoon

very dramatic clouds this evening

i've got unhappiness

i've got much frustration... but, i've also got potatoes

wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #italiano

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

managed to cry a little bit today for the first time in many years. scared at how hard it's become. one day i just won't be able to. flat affect would have been more useful had i been born a ruthless, ambitious schemer at versailles

(indignantly, raising voice) im sad!!!!! someone fix it!!!!!

seeing this in my recs gave me a real pang of empathy for the people making these. grinding to level 99 for content in fallout 4 of all games. you have furnished a hell for yourself that no devil could conceive of. we gotta stop these videos

very stressed... how to remove this debuff?

i regret to inform you i am at it again www.pcgamer.com/games/i-play...

(pathetically) ooooo.... uuuuu....

no one makes online comics about how phones turn you into sheeple anymore. and that's why we have AI bubble

the world is so beautiful... let's perceive it carefully

christmas imprisoning me all that i hear jingle bells ringing

do you know it? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bongclo...

got to the credits in hades 2. clearly still a bunch of true ending stuff left to do and i'm beginning to see the shape of how this is all gonna get wrapped up. feels unsatisfying. maybe it'll shock me but eeehhh

wait the anglicans are schisming? lmaoooo

i'm pretty sure car alarms had to have been invented by people who've never lived anywhere but american suburban housing, right? throughout my life i've heard them start going off at 3 am when the car gets lightly brushed by a gust of wind and let me tell you, no one ever goes down to check

what idiot called it the unabomber manifesto instead of assassin's screed

do you know "pomelo"? it is an inflated lemon suitable for all ages

"you just earned a follow" is the most incomprehensible thing people say. do you think everyone is working for your scraps of approval

Heh

the youtube comment that will haunt me forever was one that said something to the effect of, "you sound so happy and excited! you are such a good person!" with 150+ likes. this was on some game-related entertainment thing

introducing, "glomp bait". it's a new type of internet content that makes u want 2 glomp

i would never exhibit a behavior

i slepted 3 hours! and then i awoke up!

lmao the spider fortnite magic set is so bad it escaped containment. people who probably haven't thought about magic in 15 years are making fun of it now and i think thats beautiful

(obliviously, about to make a mortifying faux pas) yeah give me the tokusatsu sauce

at this early hour, i became sleepy suddenly...?!

i've seen about a third of one episode of one piece but i don't think "shonen protagonist parallels christ" is as much of a stretch as all the WHOA WHAT DRUGS IS HE ON reactions suggest. i get that we want to stick one to peter thiel but really? you think this of all things is unreasonable?

thinking of starting a new bit where i say "hehe" every day at precisely 13:37

electric bill for the last 2 months was FUCKED. couple more years like this and it's gonna outpace rent

had my balcony door wide open all summer and no birds ever thought to go inside but today it was only ajar a little bit for 10 minutes and a sparrow managed to sneak inside and immediately panic as i noticed it

i think complaining about little things that are wrong is a survival skill. anyway it's not a "deep dive" when you/your voice synthesizer reads a list of made up shit out of an rpg sourcebook

On this day 7 years ago, it was announced that Jack was joining Fighting EX Layer as a playable character for the game. Jack's reveal trailer can be watched below.

thinkin bout clair obscur again

lots of clouds. haven't seen much of the night sky in over a week. the rain is mild but persistent; leaves are starting to fall

man i should play the elden ring dlc. i got some number of hours into a second run and instead of zooming straight there i was like "weh weh i want to explore weh weh i want to find stuff i missed the first time weh weh the lands between are the most beautiful crafted environment ever weh weh"

shitass dead dude... knowest thou of hellfuck castle?