Magda’s impression is spot on 🤣 #UWCL || #FCBfrauen

The right hate Britain. They hate the multi-racial football team. The multi-racial vibrant cities. The multi-racial pop groups & TV ads. Talented Black Britons. Confident young people & their colour-blind, culturally diverse, sexually complex, funny, smart, liberal friendship groups. They hate you.

Clinic this morning hate hate hate 😪 At least I'm off right I can just come home after and curl up on the sofa for the day.

Better than a goal #Ireland

Bwahahaha. Delicious.

Ronaldo about to get sent off

I texted my da the score he's pretending not to know what football is #Ireland

👀 #Ireland

Every ad now

Haha wow what's up fellow females

"Sexism and misogyny do not persist by accident, but by design." After @womeninfootball.co.uk found that four in five women report workplace sexism in football, I wrote about why women sports journalists still don't belong in the sports media. evieashton.substack.com/p/sexism-aga...

Honestly the scariest thing is Marina Shafir walking around here with no fucking shoes on! #AEW

Boy oh boy I believe 'holy shit' was the appropriate response 😱 #AEW

Yep, pretty fucking wild 💁 #AEW

When you tune into wrestling and it looks like this you know things about to get wild 🤣 #AEW

"WSL Football have today unveiled Design Guidelines for the Delivery of Elite Women’s Stadiums in England – a world first framework supporting clubs, local authorities, and architects in building or upgrading venues specifically for their women’s teams." Very interesting read. #WSL #WSL2 #WOSO

Odd night on Blue Sky this getting 300+ likes from out of nowhere and I must have got about 30 blocks as well 😂 Some people really hate footy highlights it seems.

Oh that's the sound 😌

Jesus f christ take a shot every time they mention Earps' book #UWCL #BBC

World cup winner Olga Carmona hits an absolute banger to bring PSG level! #UWCL

It looked like she hadn't caught it right but it just slammed into the top corner. Pernille Harder loves scoring against Arsenal. #FCBFrauen #Bayern #UWCL

Pretty spursy this like #UWCL

Pernille Harder, the biggest pain in the backside to Arsenal lol #UWCL

This is Newcastle United. This is the Tyne-Wear Derby. Howay the lasses! #NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen

Surely Bayern aren't going to get battered here?! #UWCL

I reported a fake Mark Zuckerberg profile on Facebook that is set up to scam people and they've replied saying it's not against their community standards so that's interesting 😬

Goal of the night in the UWCL as Stine Brekken scores the winner for Vålerenga away at Roma! #WOSO

Worth noting that the #MUNPSG game is on #BBCThree as well as Disney+. The D+ #UWCL coverage I've seen so far has been a bit rubbish, so I know where I'll be watching. #Auntie

If last night was a bit meh, this should make up for it. Bayern v Arsenal followed by Man U v PSG (Mary Earps return) is potential for two proper bangers. Let's ave ittttt! #UWCL

It's incredible how difficult it is to get a doctor to actually write a sick note. Despite all agreeing on how long I should be off for it's taken me since Monday now to get one of them to spend 5 minutes writing the bloody form.

Only the small matter of the derby coming up this weekend! #NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen

a new #ALeagueWomen report released today has some shocking stats, including that over half the league experienced sport-related psychological distress in the 2024-25 season. the PFA is urgently requesting change as the league slips further behind. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Goal of the night in the UWCL as Stine Brekken scores the winner for Vålerenga away at Roma! #WOSO

Sad to see Wolfsburg become a small club in the women's game after all their years of success. To even see their best prospect in Brand playing against them tonight just hammers it home as they're down 2-0 in Lyon and have barely got out of their half. They're miles away from this level #UWCL

Oh dear Roma this is not the way! 💀 #UWCL

Get excited folks it's Alayah Pilgrim game time!

The opening acts on matchday 3 🎬 📺 Where to watch the #UWCL ⬇️ wheretowatch.uefa.com?utm_source=U...

This is the Canadian Premier League soccer finals and we have a bicycle kick goal in the middle of a blizzard … and that’s the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen 😂

Our troubles aside, proper implosion by Palace to be dropping from WSL to 11th ouch 🫣

Seeing things like this get me soppy. Building the future 💪 #WOSO

Formers mags you say? Grace Boyes, Becky Ferguson, Anna Soulsby... all three are in Football Manager 26 you know! I'd be buzzing 😃

So question #NUFC When we had Papiss Cisse and Demba Ba together did we play 4-4-2 then? 🤔 Is that being like illegal a more recent thing?

Ever dreamed of a Vice City inspired Midfield Maestro illustration? No?... Well, no one asked to be two points off relegation after eleven games, yet here we are. New print now available 👇 😎 #nufc www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...

Leah Williamson on The One Show tonight for all those who know what that is

Again someone needs to tell these clubs to put the fans on the other side of the pitch so it doesn't look completely empty on the broadcast. I will forever beat this fucking drum. #WSL #WSL2