my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

Nah mate what is this 🤣 It's over I'm done with men's footy.

Just getting ready to pose for my compulsory UK ID photo.

I just learned how to overlay gifs and I'm genuinely excited by the nonsense I can make with this

That's one way to take on Canada this weekend! #WRugby #RWC2025 #England

The amount of effort it takes to explain the TV license to people not from the UK is wild bro

#notacceptable #racism www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

🗯️ Discrimination is persistent and widespread ❌️ Systems for reporting discrimination are ineffective 🖐️ Workplace culture is a significant barrier Read the key insights from our fifth annual survey report at www.womeninfootball.co.uk/news/2025/09.... Thanks to Upshot for their analysis support 👏

God I miss the Euro's. #WEURO2025

Think I'll rewatch Netflix' First Kill again soon cos' it's stupid and gay and I'm also stupid and gay.

I can be really cheeky but then I'll worry Oh God was that too cheeky. I'm not built for it 💀

Seems I'm just full of good news this morning. Happy Thursday 😑 #Spurs #WSL #WOSO

Alright I'll watch the stupid alien show

Still on!

Fantastic goal, get in there Joe. Great play from Bruno. Brasilia brasilia! #NUFC

Oh Bruno. One day mate. #NUFC

**Ahem** 🎶 two nil to the champions 🎶 ? #NUFC

YESSSSSS JOEEEEEEYYY!!! 🙌

Comms just reading pages of notes we get it mate you did research

"Alexander was six years older than Eddie Howe" Is he not anymore or? 🤔

Who won last year did he say there? I didn't hear

Come on boys let's fooking gooooo

If you think no one cares about the League Cup let me introduce you to

So I genuinely thought we might be done with this but no Charlton's Carla Humphrey is back with more kicking of things the same size as her unborn baby 🤣

I don't know who to be jealous of but I'm definitely jealous. #WOSO

Always shenanigans when this crew is about 🤣

"The group stage is undoubtedly a big issue, with the arbitrary geographical splits not really working; too many teams means that one group has five teams while the rest have four. There is also no consistent broadcasting of games (Sky Sports have the rights as part of the WSL deal)" #WSL #WSL2

Just filthy rugby from the Ferns. Literally a 90m gain, coffin corner to a 5m LO, from the most baller play ever.

Mary Earps going on about how its an honour to present the award and alongside Buffon and everything wow yeah, no mention of who won it 🤣 Is this really a thing happening I love it. Hannah who?

Bloke on the telly just said the "the champions" when mentioning the Liverpool score. Think you'll find we're the champions around these parts fella.

Lincoln City score to take the lead against Chelsea in the Carabao Cup! 🔴⚪️ #Football

Sky I want to hear this crowd not these nobodies yapping, sort it out.

Lincollllllnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

So I'm assuming Lincoln v Chelsea is the choice tonight then?

"I didn't like football when I came here but as you grow to love the town, the town is the club. The club is the town. You fall for it." Great quote, could easily be me as well haha!

So to my ears more than a few of the local people features on Welcome to Wrexham sound a bit scouse. Is there some link I'm missing or am I just hearing things?

Nobody: Me: Fish and chips then? 😀

🌟😄 #UWCL || #ballondor

"The Subway League Cup group stage kicks off tomorrow! Liverpool v Sunderland will be live on the WSL YouTube channel, with other games either broadcast on the club's own streaming service or not at all" or not at all. Nice and blunt there from WSL. Great coverage 👍 👀

My club 🖤🤍

Why does this look like they're about to start a coven #TheCraft1996 #WOSO

Petition to ban the word 'obviously' from football #NUFC

Ballon d'Or moves

You think that was bad you should see Cole Palmer's haircut

Barcelona's Aitana Bonmati is the 2025 Ballon d'Or winner! #ballondor

Fucking called it!

They had the perfect chance to give it to an English player whose name sounds European and they bottle it.

A break to type an angry email well thank you

It's Bonmati isn't it

I feel like someone is about to rap