Lando Norris inability to get away clean at the start will cost him the championship

Isak looks out place on a football pitch, never mind in a Liverpool top

Unai Emery looks like the count from Seseme Street

15 mins in, Spurs leading 1-0. Atmosphere is honking

As good as Thiaw and Botman are becomng as a partnership, they were guilty of ball watching for both goals yesterday. #NUFC

Very soon, we're not gonna be joking when we say Woltermade is the best player ever #NUFC

Up the fucking mags #NUFC

We get to see Nick Woltemade play football today #NUFC

Anyway, good news about Ian Watkins

Fully staffed behind the scenes now, should be no excuse for slow starts to a transfer window and contract negotiation #NUFC

Anybody else's #NUFC feed disappeared?

You can see why Bayern Munich are bitter, can't you? Big Nick is gonna be a superstar #NUFC

Just looks like things are beginning to tick. Im not sure if the international break has come at a good or bad time #NUFC

Malik Thiaw is an absolute snip at 35 mill. I'm so glad we didn't go all in on Guehi #NUFC

I better see Woltemade's name in that starting 11 mind #NUFC

Big Nick is going to be a big fans favourite #NUFC

HWTL

35 year old Kieren Trippier and 34 year old Dan Burn dont fill me with confidence if they have to play every game. Hope Tinos injury isn't too serious and Hall is fully fit soon. #NUFC

Matchday! Big performance is required with the chance to kick start our season. Get fucking into them. #NUFC

Every so often, this city does something that fills you with pride, I was lucky enough to witness one of those occasions myself yesterday. Full families standing up to hate. Newcastle - give yourself a pat on the back

Chelsea re-entering their banter phase

What a hit Longstaff, buzzing for him

Just a reminder - Sando Tonali is fucking class #NUFC

Not a very good game of football this #NUFC

Has our set piece coach been given some time off? 5 players over 6"3, and we haven't looked like causing them any issues #NUFC

Lewis Hall plays football today #NUFC

Matchday! Hopefully Sando Tonali plays football today, and Eddie can break his Bournmouth curse! Up the mags #NUFC

Think you have it bad? When the match kicks off tonight, I'll be 2 hours into a 6 hour flight #NUFC

A decent listen apart from their failure to acknowledge the existence of BDB for either #NUFC or England

Liverpool have been dog shit in every game they've played and somehow find themselves with 100 per cent record! Hope their luck runs out soon

Trippier was poor today, mind. He's a brilliant pro and a leader, but he shouldn't be starting as many games #NUFC

I love Bruno. Nobody in that team enjoys playing games for us as much as him, but Tonali is our best player. He just oozes class #NUFC

Tonali is just a different level, isn't he #NUFC

The Internet isn't very good in Mauritius. However, I've managed to watch most of the Aresnal match with only minor buffering. Signs are positive for our game #NUFC

No

The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned. And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized. I refuse to sanitize him.

2 metre Messi is prob the best nickname I've heard for Woltemade #NUFC

Dan Burn is living his best life. Cup winner, captained his boyhood team, scored in the Champions League and England regular. Lots of hate from rival fans, and he couldn't give a fuck #NUFC

Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

Work finished for me - holiday starts now, Mauritius tomorrow for quality downtime with the wife. This year has taken its toll, and the break is well needed

Read the room Sven #NUFC

Transfer window closed, international weekend. It's gonna go quiet for a bit on here.

30 mill for Osula? World's gone mad!

One Rat in one rat out #NUFC

I'd be giving Wissa a wide berth as well #NUFC

Judging by how long it takes us to get transfers over the line, I'd suggest we're done #NUFC

Fulham have been stitched right up here

And again

VAR bailing out one of the "big" 6 again. They're not even trying to hide it.

If ever a team and manager deserved eachother its these 2