Hoping the banter version of Chelsea turn up today #NUFC

Still angry about Sunday, big performance needed both tonight and Saturday #NUFC

If anybody thinks we're any better than midtable I've got some magic beans to sell you #NUFC

Took until the 93rd minute to show a bit of fight #NUFC

Midfield missing here, nothing from the wide areas. Too many of these toothless performances at this season #NUFC

Not a religious man but I might be doing a little prayer later on #NUFC

Not sure if anybody's noticed but Lewis Hall is mint #NUFC

Good line up, get fucking into them #NUFC

Hopefully Lando Norris wining the F1 championship prevents Luke Littler winning SPOTY

Stereophonics gig last night, best gig I've been to at the arena. Kelly Jones is cool as fuck!

One of the worst Australian teams in a long time and they're gonna walk the series! Prob time to rethink Bazball #Ashes

Aren't Liverpool dreadful? Isn't it glorious? Annoyingly though this is probably the only game I'd like them to win!

Jacob Ramsey, was a weird signing BTW, Not that I think hes bad signing just Eddie looks like hes not going to play him, Joelinton was poor yesterday yet played a full game. #NUFC

The thing that frustrates me most about last night is Spurs were dreadful and they've come away with a point. #NUFC

Work has been pretty hectic today to a point where I totally forgot it was matchday so up the mags #NUFC

Serves Palace right for having goal music

There you go

Can't keep up with the amount of Traore's there is knocking about

There you go, you heard it here first!

Took Woltermade out of my fantasy football so fully expect him to have a blinder #NUFC

Matchday again he said with a little less enthusiasm. Law of averages suggest we have to break our away day jinx soon, today's as good any #NUFC

World beaters or absolutley honking - no inbetween #NUFC

Thers no better business than Malik Thiaw for 35 million #NUFC

Weird line up but there's a reason why Eddie Howe is coaching a champions league team and im sat at home eating pizza whilst judging his starting 11 #NUFC

Big win please and surely everybody wants to see Big Joe smash Greenwood don't we? #NUFC

Arsenal, 3-0 up in a local derby and that atmosphere is honking!

They've gone all Spursy again haven't they?

I've had a bit of time to think about it so this isn't spur of the moment stuff but Malik Thiaw gets into any team in the premier league #NUFC

Also, Woltermade hasn't scored since i put him in my fantasy football team, i'll be removing him ahead of next weeks game - again you're welcome #NUFC

I've been to 3 games this season, Fulham, Bilbao and today - you're welcome! #NUFC

Need those players to be at their best today but if you're lucky enough to be going then leave those players in no doubt you're behind them, don't sigh at the team line up, don't moan at a misplaced pass and dont berate a mistake on the pitch - up the fucking mags! #NUFC

Ashes cricket eh?

I dont think any other prime minister has managed to do what Keir Starmer has done. Uniting the left and right is no mean feat - however its due to them both depising him.

Absolutely mint weekend, and it had nothing to do with #NUFC not having a game. It was more to do with seeing our youngest son marrying his childhood sweetheart.

Absolutely buzzing with the fact I managed to get Foo Fighters tickets - not so buzzing with the fact that the only british venue they're playing is Anfield

Well that was fucking dreadful....again #NUFC

Idiot

Matchday! You can have me sectioned you want, but I fancy us today. Up the mags #NUFC

The derby looking a little bit more difficult than first anticipated when the fixtures first came out

The only game you actually want Arsenal to win, and they decide its about time to put their worst performance of the season

Dan Burn doesn't get much credit on social media, but I can't think of a better 8 and half fingered left back in the world #NUFC

Joey Barton is a scumbag. Pass it on.

Oh, and Lewis Hall is back baby! #NUFC

Currently flip-flopping between we're winning the lot to oh we might be in trouble here. The perks of supporting #NUFC

It's only a bloody Chapions League matchday! Put that weekend shambles behind us, and all will be forgiven. Up the fucking mags #NUFC

Those chronicle player ratings are a little generous mind. i mean, I know it's the chronicle, but still #NUFC

Absolutely no positives from this so far. Is this our worst performance of season? #NUFC

For a team with so many 6 foot plus players in our squad, our conversion from set pieces is awful. Did I imagine us hiring a set piece coach? #NUFC

Lewis Hall is back in the squad. Life is good again, #NUFC

Russel Brand, we all know what a massive scumbag he is, dont we? Well he supports West Ham, that means we should get the fuck into them! #NUFC