If you’re hot, they’re hot: bring your Minnesotans inside

On my way to sing at a funeral that is an hour farther away than I thought it would be, but luckily I figured that out on Tuesday Good morning skeeters Lay it on me

On October 17, 1980 my wonderful mother went to the store midday so Bruce’s The River would be waiting for me when I got home from school. I understand you, Swifties, I do.

well I'm just glad Taylor is happy

Monday you can stay in bed Tuesday Wednesday stay in bed Oh Thursday I could stay in bed It's Friday I'm in bed 😴

I’m gonna say something controversial: I actually don’t think chickpea anxiety is real

The body of our Lord is not a Necco wafer, Bentley

Wait, Tyler Cowen has been writing about how to find virgins since 2009 while he was a professor at George Mason University

This seems kind of obviously not true

Well it's not 2004 Womp womp

RIP Chris Dreja of the Yardbirds pictured here on 12 string The hardest part about loving older music - watching all your favs slip away youtu.be/5kKJ2BRGA5s?...

Rocktober!

Not for Kids Only is one of my fav records - reissue Nov 21 on vinyl for the first time! And I see that Facebook links are broken again – this is a link to David Grisman's Facebook page

She can't even speak English but he's fluent in 2 languages

Tomorrow, it's the year's biggest Bandcamp Friday at bigstirrecords.bandcamp.com - and you can order your Deluxe Double Vinyl (or CD) copy of "Chilling, Thrilling Hooks and Haunted Harmonies" in plenty of time for Halloween! Stock up on spooky tunes for October... don't be afraid! #HalloweenMusic 🎃

wheeee

Well done

When bluesky dies the true shitposters will simply return to the forest and whisper their thoughts at wildlife

In France they call him Monsieur Le Pope

I saw a post on FB terrified that "AI" will take over in 5 to 10 years I'm just like my brethren in christ - we are a long way off from machines with consciousness

Final inspection! Our long national nightmare is almost over (construction on my house which was half-price) 🫡

Sassy!

My kid and her friend trick-or-treated up until they were 17 My last year trick-or-treating was in 6th grade and we swore an oath of secrecy because we were afraid people would make fun of us if they found out 7th grade was tough, it's true - drinking didn't start until 8th grade

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

So you're saying picking up that amazing Japanese pitcher might have been a good idea 🤔

Everybody's Henry VIII these days

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guys I know every one of you wants to act out this specific tweet to the letter but one of the non-negotiable things about being a catholic is that the pope is the real pope

Wow Rooting for the Reds is bleak

amen it's just a game, people are human Be like my grandfather - the extent of his sports anger was saying "look at that - millions of dollars and he falls down"

Rooting for the Reds like it's 1975

Made a $100 error and I am upset Please send memes and animals

Rocktober!

If I was an astronaut I would end every relationship by saying, “Look, I just need some space”

2 hrs sleep, up at 8:15 construction supposed to be here btw 830 and 930 arrived 1035 still here 😫 my bed is screaming out to me

Idk, the Bermuda Triangle sounds pretty relaxing right now

Agents of Shield is really quite entertaining proving my thesis again that the marvel tv shows >>> movies

anyway what a golden era for opportunistic invertebrates

nobody should beat themselves up for not being a “success” in this USA capitalist hellscape but especially not right now. Don’t let them folks convince you that your existence and survival mean nothing.

Be alert for vampires in your neighborhood They're the ones flashing fang signs

Artist: Rachel Greenberg

If the first ever Jewish Democratic nominee for Mayor of NYC was being rejected by leading members of the Dem party we would have no qualms calling out the anti-Semitism at play. But when it's a Muslim in Zohran Mamdani people refuse to call out the anti-Muslim hate right beneath the surface.

Good morning, earth people

Introduce yourself using only one book, one film, and one band or artist that you love: The Crying of Lot 49 Brazil David Bowie

remembering my friend in HS who hated it when these girls told him he looked like Rick Astley 😂 I think they meant it as a compliment funny the little memories that bubble up

who's up moving around furniture for the last of the construction tomorrow? this guy

Wawa of the Beast

J.K. Rowling's anti-trans bigotry and the alt-right pipeline she's personified require her to undermine and perpetuate real misogyny, so she's browbeating a woman almost half her age who has already been subjected to plenty of sexual violence for playing Hermione spitfirenews.com/p/jk-rowling...