I don't think I'll ever stop being sad that he no longer plays football.

Saudis willing to sell 25% isn't a great look when there's already questions about their commitment.

It's a shame that you've never been decorated with black and white. Would've been a match made in heaven.

This is good news, if true, but it could also be us maximising his value.

Wonderful looking car. One of my personal favourite Lamborghini's is the SV.

Like when supermarkets and fast food places ask you to donate every time you pay... It's just tax relief for them

Charity is also tax deductible so he's really paying charities with the publics money

This is great and all, until you realise that the Reuben family - and Jamie himself - hoard billions of pounds which is the very reason food banks exist. Nevermind him making personal donations to Johnson when he was PM. Forgive me for not wanking him off over his "generosity".

I see lots of links to Camara but I just want Elliot Anderson to come home.

Funny how Trump says "clock ticking" like he holds all the cards.

Not inaccurate to say he is a club legend, will go down as one of the great leaders. Would love him back in a coaching capacity one day. Go well, Trips 🖤🤍

He saw that Howe was staying at toon and knew he wouldn't get his dream job.

I'm sure that should be a penalty for West Ham, take our luck.

There's enough ingredients in Wolt to see he can become effective for us.

It's a stunning goal but Pope is in no man's land.

Good composure from Willock

Sorry Eddie, but a blind man can see Ramsey is much better in our team now than Joelinton.

West Hams defending for that goal was nothing short of shambolic.

Always loved Osula.

Woltemade!!!!!!!!

Mr Osula is growing on me, never thought I'd see the day.

Much more like it.

🚨 Newcastle have genuine interest in Lamine Camara while there are more clubs tracking AS Monaco midfielder. Initial talks already took place.

Very touching video to announce Krafu leaving #NUFC. Great to see a player care so deeply about the club. Probably an underwhelming signing at the time but he's been extremely reliable when called on over the years. Will be one player most of us will look back on positively.

Funny how we always manage to have more injuries. So much for James Bunce eh. We've managed to entirely compromise our intense and front-foot approach to matches without any material improvement in our injury record. Another roaring fucking success.

He's a very good player but nobody is paying £100m

I now identify as a shopping cart.

Livramento doing his old club a favour while he's out injured. Great to see.

Please retweet.

Palantir has been granted “unlimited access” to NHS patient data. This is the same company that is involved in mass surveillance and genocide. We did not consent to this. Get Palantir out of our NHS, now.

If we are going to spunk ~£60m on another 29 year old then what is the point in having a director of football? Just let Andy Howe have another pop at recruitment.

Cowardly mindset, as harsh as it sounds, is the reality.

Whichever Man Utd director negotiated that deserves a raise.

A midfield 3 of Bruno Elliot Anderson and Ramsey would be lovely next season.

I was genuinely delighted when we signed Ramsey, incredibly frustrated by his injury against Leeds and frustrated every time Howe has benched him. His ball retention is superb and he covers ground very well. Need him in the team.

Start Jacob Ramsey Eddie Howe you fucking dipshit.

Jacob Ramsey started that move, been one of our best performers in Bruno's absence but because he isn't one of Howe's favourites he's benched every game. The role Joelinton has had today would've been ideal for him.

That Osula "foul" on the defender absolutely wouldn't be given as a penalty, why is that never talked about?

It would be great if Tonali would stop smashing shots into row z

The opposition manager being proactive while our manager waits until the 77th minute.

Moving the ball far too slowly. Need more zip to our play and we could open them up.

Woltemade needs a run of games in that role to look more natural. There's enough seen that convinces me he could do it to a high level.

look at the state of the fat Cxxt. This should be used as an advert to promote veganism. no one should aspire to be the same species that blob

He won't have the last laugh looking at the state of him. He should be more worried about where his neck begins and his head ends.

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Wolves falling apart already

We will be wheeling out an 88 year old Bruno Guimaraes to play in midfield in the year 2086 because we still can't win a game without him.

Bruno is just a proper smashing lad, isn't he?

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