Good Friday......Easter Sunday

I don't care. Pogacar's success looks like new doping has come through. Nobody can be that dominant

Forest have got themselves to blame for that. Their team has been going down like it's the battle of the Somme. Decent goal too.

That said, I'd also add that since the first minute the forest players have been going down like they've been shot and have tspent minutes getting treatment for everything.

Well, looks like this might be it for the lasses season. Same issues across both men's and women's sections of the club. Lack of pace across the sides. Don't test opposition keepers enough. Defences look slow , really slow.

In slightly more bizarre stuff. Got a reply from The Howard Goodall last night.

Reading about the Knapdale beaver rewilding experiment

Oh. Fucking hell. www.instagram.com/stories/nplu... I want that helmet

Just seen the man city goals. Van Dijk cryarsing again.

Arne slot and that dart guy can gerwen. Same family obvs

Btw. We're the last fanbase that should be laughing about bottling.

The two greatest movie soundtrack albums in the history of movie soundtrack albums are Batman by Prince And Saturday Night Fever.

I figure naming the NASA mission after a Goddess has to be fucking Stephen Miller right off.

Right. I'm going to get wankered

300th Durham wicket for Ben Raine today. Superb signing

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

Here's the thing, there are very few nufc players who I wouldn't say "thanks for your time wearing the shirt" to. Should Tripps have gone earlier, I think yes. But still, cheers

Trippier. Goes with thanks. Did a very good job. Clear his body can't work at the his level consistently any more. Helped us win a trophy. Thank you.

So there's no consequences for the ref making a mistake. Ultimately this is why clubs should start suing associations for loss of revenue if promotion is missed.

Not that Howe would ever voluntarily leave nufc, but I'd be tempted to look at Merlin Polzin. Young, guiding Hamburg back in the 1. Bundesliga batter many years away

Things that pop randomly into my brain. Why aren't there more places to buy decent cheese scones?

Today in mental nufc fans. If we'd rotated 3 or 4 U21 players in versus Qarabag we would have lost the second leg and been kicked out. (Do I bring up that the goals conceded were mostly the fault of our 34 year old centre back?)

The more I listen to Makoto, the more relaxed I get. #drumnbass

Good ton for Emilio Gay in Durham's first innings in the first county match of the season

FAO @chadbourn.bsky.social (apologies if you've seen it previously,)

The upside of De Zerbi signing for spurs is that the holier than thou arselol and FC ashamed of nothing Will have another club to judge

Quick reminder. Every single player being linked with Newcastle United is a player we won't get. Just move on.

If spurs do go down the best thing they could do is give a high percentage of ticket revenue to champ clubs. Engenders support and makes the league stronger

Still think we're selling Miley

I'd love to know what the plan is for the current training ground. 4 year sponsorship means that's how long a new build might take? Then whatz turn it back into the squash club it was?

My dad is a mess. I'm a mess. He's seeing his mental health support worker today. I don't have the courage to tell him or the rest of the family that 6 months ago this week I hung myself (badly) off a bridge in Cambridge and was stopped by passers by

I wonder if this branding deal is low because spurs still report us for "unfair deals" every time...

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TARQUIN BASTARD.

Anyhoo. The usual bullshit transfer rumours incoming because AI slop publications know our fans will click on them...

Newcastle United are happy to announce this new commercial deal will pay for Keiran Trippier's 2 year contract extension. They are also happy that Keiran has extended his personal deal with idols batlr for topless barmaid night .

Prediction. We'll sell Tonali, tino, Miley and Woltemade in the summer. Of all of them Tonali is the only true Howe-type player.

Quick reminder. The Government and the King have a perfect reason to cancel a state visit. The King's health. That they won't at this stage just shows cowardice.

The rewriting of history regarding Elliot Anderson by nufc fans is insane. He was an injury prone player who developed much more after leaving the club. Let him go. By all means be happy that a young Tyneside lad is tearing it up but stop with the "Howe made him who he is" crap.

Lol. Mate, he's got his brown shirts now. You ain't voting again for a long time.

Giving trump all the credit in most likely ending Brexit.

The reason why you fail is because Fabrizio Romano exists. Cut that cancer out and you may yet start qualifying again.

Christ. Our fans man.

Italy don't deserve to go to the world cup because James Richardson is a slimy fucker

To be fair. One thing Trump does know a lot about is forcing himself on people.

It is never a bad thing to be overlevelled.

We're not getting Anderson. Not should we try. The squad needs serious reinforcement. £80m on a single player cripples us

The one thing that fans who like to say "go on th n, name a better manager than Howe who would come" ignore is that there are unknowns out there. For NUFC fans to forget Kevin Keegan's not having any managerial experience is shocking....