If someone could have told me when I was 21 that because I was going bald, later in life I'd look like a far right racist xenophobe or one of those cult of manosphere podcast bellends who criticise woman and haven't come out of the closet I'd have taken my mam's advice and bought a wig

Boris sharing articles referring to Ed Miliband as the worst possible choice for Foreign Secretary. A reminder that when Johnson was foreign sec he was busted getting a blow-job under his desk, had Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe jailed in Iran & got drunk & "accidentally" attended a KGB house party

#nufc starting to resemble the time Ashley was selling to the current owners and selling everything not nailed down to cut expenditure

One of Stephen Miller's horcruxes discovered.

Osula given a proper squad number. Joke of a club.

I am somewhat surprised that daglish didn't try to one up the Keegan announcement like he did previously

The biggest thing for me on Keegan's legacy is that the north east has been deliberately left behind by the London government. Extreme deprivation and poverty are encouraged. There's a reason the north east has the lowest GDP per capita spending and it's deliberate policy by cockneys.

Wait, Stuart pierce said what?

Wonder which media company will be the one to get Dennis Wise on to talk about Keegan. Probably the fucks at Talksport.

Expect a lot of Manchester journos to twist the knife in regards to the king.

Now name the stand after him.

RIP Kevin Keegan, the most important person at Newcastle United in my lifetime. A good man. Excellent player. Underrated manager. Rest well.

Th cynic/Fantasist in me looks at the reaction of the Argentinians after the final then history and thinks that they were obviously promised favourable conditions by someone and were livid it didn't happen.

Turned it off as soon as the final whistle happened. Have I missed fireworks? Odds on that orange rapist stealing the trophy?

Don't do an England. Stop panicking and keep the ball

The fix is in. I hope to God Messi retires soon.

Now I think about it. Who would be the footballers in the remake of escape to Victory?

That also had Nazis in it

Tempted to make a hydration break oral sex post

Things I didn't have on my NFL radar. The titans head coach being a wellness mentalist

Nufc sub Reddit discussing a total ban on Romano. Reminded that he claimed Atsu was alive with no evidence purely for clicks that had Christian's poor family heading to the hospital for news. Absolute scum of a human being.

Hope that Hernes is ok. That tackle was nasty.

Jesus. Just reported my first account. You don't have to like the WNBA, you don't have to like Caitlin Clark. Posting that you think that Clark is man because of "doesn't confirm to what I think a woman looks like" is just shit.

Been watching too many elden ring videos. Woken up from a very scary dream

No bedsheets referencing Crecy or Agincourt or Henry the Fifth. Disappointing

What you mean is "Andy Howe finally gets rid of the final piece of anyone at the club who might hold him to account".

New Mumbo video drop. Excellent.

Watch Hamburg's kit launch. Then look at ours. Jesus.

Lol. Military recruiting ads on YouTube increasing. Mustn't be enough poor stupid people joining up to protect London.

There are a lot of reasons why players seemingly turn nufc down. It isn't just down to wages. I personally don't believe there is a 'project' at nufc.

I don't believe a single thing David Noncestein reports on nufc. He's a corrupt, lying sack of bastard.

HAHAHAHA. that's made my month. . Nufc socials now trying to show our players having skills on the ball. As if Eddie would allow anything other than sprinting

Please buy it "it's not as bad as the home kit"

The club might as well just bin off the academy and all junior sections. Keegan did it with the reserves. Howe isn't going to pick the kids for minutes, even if they had a team of world beaters. Move on. Use the money to pay for more failures from Bournemouth to come in.

Spotted my first new nufc shirt in the wild today. It was in rake lane hospital though so maybe he's damaged beyond 4eason.

I'll be fair to him. Allegedly he's a very competent fraudster and rapist.

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Lol. Desperation.

Joe White finally gone. Eddie's gotta Eddie

Lol. Just lol

My question is "has he actually paid her?"

Quick reminder. There are a lot of English clubs with Argentinian players....

Hopefully this is the end of Kane. Superb striker but shouldn't be anywhere near the London team now.

We can still blame man Utd for the loss everyone.

Diabolical management by Tuchel. Am sure weeks of tedious tabloid discourse Will take place. Jordan Henderson was picked why? No decent fullbacks. A knackered stones, a ruined Rashford. Madueke Fraud squad.

Come on FA. You can do it. Fire him today.

Well done Tommy Tuchel. Take a bow lad. Dear England fans, this is what you get with Howe in charg.