Is it just me? or is everything incredibly shit at the moment?

So, Jenrick got shadow chancellor 🤣 Guess we can expect a fair bit of quid pro quo for super rich property investors getting let off their tax bills Also: Thoughts & Prayers to Zia & Richard. Reports they were seen cry wanking each other in a disabled bog somewhere in Mayfair, yet to be confirmed.

Thought I’d check in on Liz Truss’s YouTube channel (/“exciting new free speech media platform!”) & yep - as u’d expect, it’s an absolute abortion. 22k subscribers for someone like her is LOL-BAD. Most of her vids get between 1-2k views. Far Right Watch vids get more than that with half the subs.

BBC celebrating having helped harass a woman out of her job.

Whatever is in those last 4m files is worse than the abhorrent contents we’ve already seen in the first 4m. And they would clearly rather be seen as “covering for paedophiles” - to their own electoral cost - than release the contents of said files. That’s how u know this is bad.

REVEALED: Matt Goodwin, Reform UK’s candidate in the Gorton and Denton byelection, has been campaigning alongside racists and far-right activists in his bid to win the seat. Read the full story: hopenothate.org.uk/2026/02/16/m...

Off to spend £900 at the dentist again today. Happy Monday guyyyys!

Cannot begin to describe how psyched I am to be launching a thing later this week. Stay tuned 🤫

Clip from Friday night's show... youtu.be/0Q9WClgJ7yQ

has anyone done or seen a youtube play-along for my life because fuck

If Rupert Lowe’s Restore or Reclaim or Regurgitate party or whatever the fuck it’s called split the crayola-gargling vote again… It’s plausible the next GE could be like: Advance: 2% Restore: 7% Reform: 18% Reclaim: 1% UKIP: 2% Labour: 15% Greens: 19% Tories: In Liquidation, Lost Deposit Obvs

Does anyone actually believe he’s had to flee the UK because of ISIS? Or is this just a half term jolly and he’s on the grift again?

Rupert Lowe now has a fully officiated party called "RESTORE BRITAIN!" Ben Habib obv has ADVANCE UK Laurence Fox has RECLAIM Farage has REFORM Is there not some way we can lure them all into a private members club? somewhere in Mayfair? throw some drunk pitbulls in there with 'em & lock the door?

I don’t believe my eyes? There seems to be some sort of ball of fire in the sky?

That matey on @matthew-wright.bsky.social this morn totally convinced immigrants cause more fiscal damage to the UK than tax avoidance 🤣😳 Even when confronted with reality they cling to the fantasy-nightmare.. …they’ve been drip-fed by a right wing press who themselves funnel profits away from GB

The infuriating thing about this is that the Palace have known Andrew’s stories were bullshit for years. He lied about being in Woking Pizza Express, they would have records, they’ll know about this stuff too. But we’re all supposed to gobble up this & the “William Is Livid With Andrew” headlines.

lol. Gordon Ramsay also hated his Dad, left home at 16, their adult relationship was strained AF and the old bastard died without ever tasting his son’s cooking. “Don’t forget where you came from, Brooklyn”

Pam Bondi’s emails will eventually be made public. This whole sorry saga will be her undoing. I hope she ends up broke and in jail.

Cartoon by Nick Anderson

I'm going live at half-7 you absolute DREAMS www.youtube.com/live/i53u65T...

I'm going live at half-7 you absolute DREAMS www.youtube.com/live/i53u65T...

LIVE SHOW TONIGHT @ 19:30

It really is the triple-whammy of stupid. The same people who: 1) bang on about "wimmin & gurlz" 2) run to every conspiracy theory going 3) rail against trans/drag queens "sexualising children" ...do not give a SHIT about the biggest pedo ring in history being covered up in front of them.

They are?! Which streets *specifically* ?🤣

Oh he’s come out of hiding has he? Has he ribbeted anything about the Epstein files yet? No? How odd. Anyway, no, the colonised remark is not correct because to colonise somewhere would be an act of a foreign state, to take over foreign lands; multiculturalism stems from no single state.

When it’s been a long fucking day, everything’s shit and your kid asks “why is your mouth so bad, you have a bad mouth.”

As Golfcart Mugabe’s approval rating craters to historic lows, polling conglomerate Gallup respond in the way we’ve become depressingly accustomed to…

The issue here is student debt. It’s charging students/grads for the product of education. Education that *was* free and could still be nationalised for the cost of written off Covid fraud. Why are we charging kids to be more productive? No wonder there’s a brain drain. I’d just fuck off too.

Guys GUYS! You're never going to believe this but Sir Jimmy Ratcliffe has only gone and won this week's TAP-DANCING TOSSER AWARD! youtu.be/QhwDYgZYeUE

Guys GUYS! You're never going to believe this but Sir Jimmy Ratcliffe has only gone and won this week's TAP-DANCING TOSSER AWARD! youtu.be/QhwDYgZYeUE

'UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe. Honestly fuck off m8. You live in MONACO. If you're concerned about intergration or whatever try stepping out of your gated community and private schools. Bubonic Cunt.

The Atlantic’s profile of Bondi has some wow. @theatlantic.com www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Ahhh man, this is shit. Van Der Beek always came across like one of those rare breed of talented actors who had a sense of humour about himself. And what a sad indictment of American healthcare that even he in his last months had to sell off Dawson’s Creek memorabilia to pay for his medical costs.

'UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe. Honestly fuck off m8. You live in MONACO. If you're concerned about intergration or whatever try stepping out of your gated community and private schools. Bubonic Cunt.

I dont know why you're all on about Wes Streeting and Angela Rayner for the next Labour Leader / PM when Emily Thornberry is right there and could wipe the floor with both of them.

Premiering NOW on youtube... On this week's vid we drop in on celebrity mask-cutter MARK DOLAN - and ask the most urgent of questions: is he alright? is the family involved? ALSO: meet the Russian-Dolls of Disinformation... AND: is Tommy Robinson the new Keith Chegwin? youtu.be/v8Eqsw7mHGk

Premiering NOW on youtube... On this week's vid we drop in on celebrity mask-cutter MARK DOLAN - and ask the most urgent of questions: is he alright? is the family involved? ALSO: meet the Russian-Dolls of Disinformation... AND: is Tommy Robinson the new Keith Chegwin? youtu.be/v8Eqsw7mHGk

Alright, who's in the mood for some filthy, satirical SNARK about the Far-Right, the FASH and beyond? Join me for the premier of this in 20 minutes (2pm UK, 9am NYC).

WHEN IS THIS WEATHER GOING TO FUCK OFF

Sounds like Reeves is speaking sense about Europe: that the world moves in Blocs, closer trade w/ our neighbours, exorcising the ghost of Brexit… But honestly? They’ve done this before. I give it 2-3 days before we see more Blue Labour wank about a U.S. trade deal or flights to Beijing.

You simply will not believe the journey Mark Dolan has been on... Out at 2pm. youtu.be/v8Eqsw7mHGk

If you’ve always wanted to live in Britain but you’re not quite able to for whatever reason… you can get pretty close by just emptying your bank account into a casino disguised as a church. And anyone who says “this is a casino” is burnt alive for blasphemy.

You simply will not believe the journey Mark Dolan has been on... Out at 2pm. youtu.be/v8Eqsw7mHGk

Everyday empathise more with Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

U.S. national debt now operating at “come on, COME ON, daddy needs a new pair o’ shoes!” levels of optimism.

Pleading the fifth is such an alien concept to me Like “yeh I know you’re a cop/lawyer and you’ve got questions regarding a murder or rapist but even tho I’ve done some shit I get to stay quiet because I don’t wanna get in trouble for what I’ve obv done”

Whoaaaa shit, dropping on youtube soon... "FAR-RIGHT WATCH: Is Mark Dolan, err, alright?"

If Starmer is ousted it will not be bcuz hes hopeless (altho coincidentally that has also been true) It will be bcuz the same set of challenges existed for him as did for prev failures They ALL promise a brighter future, a return to growth, “change” none of them hav a feasible plan to achieve it.

I have recorded the new Far Right Watch vid but still got to edit it. Should be a doozy though if you’re a fan of self-satisfied skatey satirists who rip into right wingers LIKE A BAWWWWSE

Whining bastards out in force for tomorrow’s papers; suggesting McSweeney was a genius/svengali, Starmer is weaker without him etc REALITY: McSweeney’s Reform-Lite lost Labour their Left, disillusioned their own backbenchers, emboldened Reform’s talking points, polling CRATERED; ⭐️HE WAS SHIT⭐️