Dallas losing to a Music Genre is really fucking up my accumulator. #NHL

Much like Britain. The majority of people in the US aren’t stupid. But the stupid ones are controlling the narrative. The people with functioning independent thought & critical thinking NEED to keep making noise like this. Even if the mainstream media are reluctant to report it.

As a new Hockey fan I can’t stand the Seattle Kraken & Vegas Golden Knights. Maybe it’s the British football fan in me, but something about brand new “clubs” which are actually “franchises” with 0 history, grown entirely non-organically, just pisses me off. Also, wtf is a “Golden Knight?” #NHL

At some point to progress how you want, you have to be able to win fixtures like Brighton away. We’re in a weird and frustrating purgatory.

That’s really pathetic, lads.

We manage to make Welbeck look world class every time we play against him. Bang average player 90% of the time.

Oh fuck off

Fucking wow.

Ohhhh my daysssss Woltemadeeee. Fuuuucking hell.

I don’t really know what Gordon does anymore.

Elanga shite, Joelinton Shite

It’s always fucking Welbeck.

Really hate this green kit. Ugly as sin.

Hahah

👀👀👀 #canucks

Happy I managed to stay awake to see a goal. #canucks

Being a British Canucks fans is much like being a fan of a bad football team. Poor possession, no attacking, not much to get excited about. Except that all of this is happening at 3am, and you’re very tired. #Canucks

This is crap. #canucks

I just REALLY want Elias Pettersson to start justifying the 250 Canadian dollars I spent on his jersey last year. #Canucks

So defenders leaving the back post open is just as much of a thing in hockey as it is in football, then. 😒 #canucks

Let’s fucking have it then Vancouver! Into these deep pan pizza shagging, Al Capone loving perverts. #Canucks

Stay awake to watch the Canucks challenge starts now.

Planning another trip to Vancouver for March 26. Friends to see, Hockey to watch, beers to drink. Think I’m gonna do 10 days again.

What a country btw.

90% sure that I have a pinched nerve in my neck. Right hand side. Thought it was a crick at first, but it hasn’t shifted for 4 days and I get some proper sharp pain shooting up there. Normally worst in the morning. Any tips for treatment? Cba to book an appointment if it’s fixable at home.

Fun to watch, but you can’t do any of this at senior level. Either he moves up the pitch into midfield, or he gets coached to stop doing fucking pirouettes 20 yards from his own goal.

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

Just seen someone refer to Woltemade as “Nicky Longsleeves”. Using that forever. Sounds like a Mafia nickname.

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Germany's match-winner Nick Woltemade refused requests for his shirt from BOTH Trai Hume AND Dan Ballard at full-time in tonight's game between Northern Ireland and Germany

Every so often I totally forget that Amber Stobbs (Ex NUFC Lasses captain) follows me on Instagram for some reason. Then when I check who’s seen my story, I find it amusing that she’s seen the cottage pie I made for tea.

Cheese topped cottage pie & roasted trees for a Monday night. With a side of Gin.

Robert De Niro: “Now we have a would-be king — King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th” 👉👉 nokings.org

Why is Littler going for double 16 so much? #Darts

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

Shit week. One of those which you just have to tough out and get through. Pretty down, so going to give myself some mental rest by leaning into my nerdier side. Having a few drinks, Playing Skyrim and building lego 😂

Check out this pass from Bruno G for the assist just now 😎 our fucking captain #NUFC

About bloody time.

Why am I, a British man, awake at almost 4am when I have work at 9am. Watching a Hockey team that play over 4500 miles away & 8 hours behind my timezone? Because I fucking want to. And we’re in the lead. Will be worth the tiredness. Friday anyway innit. #Canucks

Goallll #Canucks

Just over a year ago this week. 🥰 I’ll be back one day soon. #Canucks

Fuck it. In for a penny in for a pound. Working from home tomorrow (today, literally in 6 hours) Can set a later alarm and drink a lot of coffee. Let’s see how much I can watch live before I fall asleep. #Canucks

So nice to have Ice Hockey back. Not sure I’ll make it until 3am to watch Vancouver, with work tomorrow. So Chicago vs Boston will do for now. Can’t wait for the 5:30pm & 12am UK time Puck drops for the Canucks. We’re back baby 🔵⚪️🟢

Really niche complaint. But I HATE the continued encroaching Americanism that is creeping into the English language. People saying “I’ll do” or “can I get” when ordering food. Or saying “Y’all”. Please stop. It’s heinous.

Most predictable thing of all time.

Has anyone here had a partner end things with them due to feelings of depression? Not really one for over-sharing, but my head is in a spin.. My girlfriend (ex, I suppose) has just ended things because she says that she is struggling to manage her own life let alone a relationship… (1/2) …

Well today was fucking shite across all metrics. But we go again tomorrow. Night all.

Malick Thiaw #NUFC 😍

Agent Anderson🔥

Woltemade >> Isak