Fucked around, had some beers and booked next weekend in Seville to watch Betis play, go to food markets and drink wine. Still 25 degrees down in Andalusia n all.

Horny. 3 more points sees us through to playoffs. 6 to the round of 16, I reckon.

Moments like these when you want Match of the Day for the Champions League. Just want to absorb content until I pass out.

Very happy with that. Put me in a good mood. Gordon relentless, Bruno at his best, Murphy class, Pope assist king. Well done everybody. Drink.

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I’m sorry that it had to be you, Jose… #NUFC

This lot go down like they’re winning the game and have time to burn.

My brother has taken a DATE to The Dolphin Pub tonight. If you know about that pub, you’ll know why that is hilarious. #NUFC

Nick Pope assist 😂

Fucking lethal finisher. 🏹

Gave him some shit on the weekend, but Gordon has been top notch tonight.

Murphy, Gordon, Ramsey and Bruno all good. Hope we don’t inexplicably decide to try and defend this lead before getting a second. We’re more than capable of going 2 up if we start the 2nd half fast.

God. I really miss our actual fullbacks. These two just get targeted all day.

What is it about this season where we start well and then turn to shit? Sick of it.

Just watched the F1 film with Brad Pitt. Fucking dreadful. Contrived, poorly acted, inaccurate.

He won a league with Klopps side and tactics, but is flopping it with his own. Hilarious and satisfying to watch.

Isak without his charger:

Canucks win ✅ Patriots win ✅ Liverpool loss ✅ Day in the pub with the lads. Won 3 games of darts. Good Sunday.

How can you leave out the part where he dumps piles of actual shit on top of people? Feels like an important detail 😂

Mental that Long neck didn’t start ahead of the rodent for this game.

Dallas losing to a Music Genre is really fucking up my accumulator. #NHL

Much like Britain. The majority of people in the US aren’t stupid. But the stupid ones are controlling the narrative. The people with functioning independent thought & critical thinking NEED to keep making noise like this. Even if the mainstream media are reluctant to report it.

As a new Hockey fan I can’t stand the Seattle Kraken & Vegas Golden Knights. Maybe it’s the British football fan in me, but something about brand new “clubs” which are actually “franchises” with 0 history, grown entirely non-organically, just pisses me off. Also, wtf is a “Golden Knight?” #NHL

At some point to progress how you want, you have to be able to win fixtures like Brighton away. We’re in a weird and frustrating purgatory.

That’s really pathetic, lads.

We manage to make Welbeck look world class every time we play against him. Bang average player 90% of the time.

Oh fuck off

Fucking wow.

Ohhhh my daysssss Woltemadeeee. Fuuuucking hell.

I don’t really know what Gordon does anymore.

Elanga shite, Joelinton Shite

It’s always fucking Welbeck.

Really hate this green kit. Ugly as sin.

Hahah

👀👀👀 #canucks

Happy I managed to stay awake to see a goal. #canucks

Being a British Canucks fans is much like being a fan of a bad football team. Poor possession, no attacking, not much to get excited about. Except that all of this is happening at 3am, and you’re very tired. #Canucks

This is crap. #canucks

I just REALLY want Elias Pettersson to start justifying the 250 Canadian dollars I spent on his jersey last year. #Canucks

So defenders leaving the back post open is just as much of a thing in hockey as it is in football, then. 😒 #canucks

Let’s fucking have it then Vancouver! Into these deep pan pizza shagging, Al Capone loving perverts. #Canucks

Stay awake to watch the Canucks challenge starts now.

Planning another trip to Vancouver for March 26. Friends to see, Hockey to watch, beers to drink. Think I’m gonna do 10 days again.

What a country btw.

90% sure that I have a pinched nerve in my neck. Right hand side. Thought it was a crick at first, but it hasn’t shifted for 4 days and I get some proper sharp pain shooting up there. Normally worst in the morning. Any tips for treatment? Cba to book an appointment if it’s fixable at home.

Fun to watch, but you can’t do any of this at senior level. Either he moves up the pitch into midfield, or he gets coached to stop doing fucking pirouettes 20 yards from his own goal.

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

Just seen someone refer to Woltemade as “Nicky Longsleeves”. Using that forever. Sounds like a Mafia nickname.

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Germany's match-winner Nick Woltemade refused requests for his shirt from BOTH Trai Hume AND Dan Ballard at full-time in tonight's game between Northern Ireland and Germany