I drove 670 miles today, for a relaxing break in the desert. 🫠

Just in a totally normal Texas petrol Station #Buccees

Saw this female Osprey on my walk this morning

Wissa needs to come back like an R9 regen. #NUFC

Hall with only one leg should be starting ahead of Dan Burn #NUFC

This isn’t good enough #NUFC

Nothing changes #NUFC

UNITED 👊

Me flirting

Me flirting

No one could have predicted this 🙄

The piss tank on the ISS is now 41% full.

A peaceful day in the park….

Chippy tea tonight, love.

After a months of putting it off, I treated myself to a Seestar S50, absolutely mind blowing how good the pictures are considering the amount of light pollution I get outside Houston. #astrophotography

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HOLD TIGHT JOEEEE

To paraphrase Mick McCarthy: He can.

Halftime replay of the Dan Burn goal #NUFC

The piss tank on the ISS is now 34% full.

He’s passed it to the opposition plenty of times

Yes, boss, I’m working…. #NUFC

Teamsheet for #NUFC vs Athletic Club

The piss tank on the ISS is now 42% full.

Watched “Weapons” last night, what a severely fucked up movie lol

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How Joelinton finished that game on the pitch is a mystery

About right

Been a while since I rage-quit an actual game #NUFC

An absolute abomination of a “performance” front to back that was a disgrace. #NUFC

I’m not even angry, this is what we deserve, the Liverpool game made me angry because we should have won it, this is just an abomination #NUFC

I’d bring a 20% strength Lewis Hall on for the 2nd half, it would be an improvement #NUFC

First half is on the players, now it’s on Howe to change it up, simply not good enough #NUFC

This: I love Joelinton but I can’t remember the last time he had a good game

Tell Gordon he’s playing for England #NUFC

Fucking shit, so many sloppy performances #NUFC

Here’s ya teamsheet. #NUFC

The piss tank on the ISS is now 56% full.

A film you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif

The piss tank on the ISS is now 52% full.

Man United are back….

The piss tank on the ISS is now 40% full.

New plates ✊🏻 #NUFC

No, sit your arse down and shut up.

It's six defeats in the last seven game for Arne Slot & Liverpool, after being knocked out of the Carabao Cup by Crystal Palace.

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Good morning

It’s the anniversary of this outrageous skill from David Ginola in 1996. Magnifique, old son. Magnifique.