Me flirting

Are Chelsea going to fuck this? Asking for a friend with a 19/1 accumulator

Me flirting

*listening to news report, solemn tones* "the former Top Gear presenter, Quentin Willson..."

Eamonn Holmes using Sarah Cawood as a human shield on the lottery show

Nick and Ronnie Fumble The Bag: a buddy TV travel show where Nick Mohammed and Ronny Rosenthal go round the world, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

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Starmer is now complicit in two genocides. The unluckiest human rights lawyer in history

Amazing television. Incredible.

My king

Come on big Starmer lads! Get your fancy rationales on for this! Are "miles driven in electric vehicles" the consumption the UK economy really needs to crack down on, are they?

Thought the local pub was offering "breakfast with Sinitta" but then was devastated to look again and see it was "breakfast with Santa". Never been so disappointed

Why in the name of Wallace and Gromit are they always desecrating the Wensleydale?

Oh good GOD

Good CHRIST we have to stop them. A line in the sand must be drawn and it must be drawn HERE. Our grandchildren will ask us why we did NOTHING to prevent this.

Last year's offerings - where do they go from here?

Cheese should include just cheese.....and sometimes mould, nothing else. Not fruit Not herbs or seeds Not chilli Not crystal meth Not Yankee Candle chippings Not gravel

I regret to inform you that LinkedIn has political opinions today

*approaching cheese section in supermarket* oh I see. The fucking part timers have turned up because it's Christmas. Fuck you. Fuck YOU. I'm here getting stilton every damn day of the year and you useless fucks come along in November and want fucking APRICOTS in it. You SAVAGES. You SCUM.

Jesus Christ this is appalling. This just happens too often www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Absolutely the fuck not.

Wonder if this still keeps him awake at night

When did we as a nation start tolerating DOGS in SHOPS? Absolute savagery. Will pay double for "dog unfriendly" places

I'd never seen it, just sped through it on Youtube. That is one heck of an ending, particularly after the introduction that makes it clear that dolls have no choice but they also have feelings. End on a relatable positive note, that Birdie would've been happy to be burnt to ashes, as we all will be…

Wow. I did a long thread ages ago about the MOST INSANE JULIET BRAVO EPISODE EVER which I'll try and resurrect

Wait wait wait I have a winner. This absolute piece of shit murdering BITCH (see alt if you're lucky enough not to have suffered)

Hello new correspondents sadly I am from Britain I do not know what a "Dem" is

Truis is having a stronk. Call a branulance.

The worst one is the calendar. Having to relive every year without being able to skip to a date. The pain

Older readers will remember when Irish people got arrested in Britain for the crime of being victims of bombings and well here we go again

We have consumed enough water to fill the Atlantic in order to make Bobsun Dugnutt and Sleve McDichaels a reality

Even the Sun King’s Court at Versailles was less degrading than this

Today's view. Tolerable

Could be worse

Wtf is that?

You don't get movie score composers proudly being photographed with a briar on the go nowadays, do you

Off to Gower for the weekend

Instagram suggested a L*n*h*n video earlier so I'm afraid I have to unfollow everyone

Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house

There were massive clues as to the Traitors' identities in that laser room weren't there

Bloody hell, the BRIO of the man not to have picked up the pearl handled Luger, which is obviously what his brother wants

The Arsehole Formerly Known As Prince

Study door locked / whisky / revolver time, Andy 👍

As long as it's ok for me to punch them

Thinking about this, it's like if someone says to me as a white person "white people are causing all of my problems", I can either take that on board, or go "well I'm white and I'm ok and so are my friends". It's about who you instinctively align with (and whether you challenge that)

30. Somebody should do something about The Passing of Time. Unacceptable, really.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".