Being bothered by this noisy fella

Starmer has responded with a Substack essay. What the fuck is going on

Tim on Not Another One here, explaining that the Reform candidate’s views may be spicy, but they’re less offensive to the public than Labour MPs views “on transgender or whatever”. In case you’re wondering what columnists will say in public when the studio feels enough like a dinner party

Feels like you missed something out of the headline, guys. Because it seems like it’s not just “human rights groups” and “lawyers”.

Last re-post: my youngest will likely be old enough to vote at the next GE. All he has known thus far is a series of lying clowns screaming about migrants while basically ignoring climate collapse, set against a backdrop of his parents struggling to secure basic support for his disabled brother

I think about this a lot.

She really likes her Obergruppenfuhrer coat doesn't she

5,731 words on why Labour is fucked. Instances of the word "Mandelson": zero

Hold up, Tony Blair's increasingly common rare intervention is a 5,700-word TWEET? LOOOOLLLL

Burnham fans are very weird

He disagrees on who should be Prime Minister

‼️ PARLIAMENT SQUARE, 11AM TOMORROW ‼️ ‼️ SATURDAY 22 MAY ‼️ ‼️ TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. DEMO FOR TRANS LIBERATION. ‼️ BE THERE.

Cowardly and therefore incoherent.

My brain thinks the word 'us' in capitals means America

Hold up, didn't the current guy change Labour already

I see the Lib Dems are running in Makerfield, calls for them to stand down seem to be thin on the ground though

Wrote a letter to my MP, it’s probably not the most coherent thing in the world but I couldn’t not say anything.

This is the stupidest thing I've read in a really long time and could only have been put into words by a collection of cis straight bigots. "It's the sin not the sinner!" they insist, as they throw you overboard.

Fuck this and fuck Labour forever. It's cruelty enshrined. I'm a queer person who gets misgendered but ultimately I have cis privilege and will use it as best I can. I also have a hospitality business with non gendered toilets which is open to anyone who needs them

I don't think it's a good idea to legally privilege someone else's discomfort over another person's rights.

Translation: the UK will do absolutely nothing

On the tube

"I appreciate it must be so painful for the Conservative party watching a Labour Government doing the things they only ever talked about" Wes Streeting, 13 March 2025

"In all likelihood, Andy Burnham, if he succeeds Starmer, will maintain and slightly intensify the leftward course of this government" I know Ganesh is basically a troll, but still

Andy Boilgammon

Reform should stand aside in Makerfield to allow him to defeat the Left

Very windy out there today

At least all the flag-shagging has paid off... oh

This may seem cute, but Prime Ministers only do this when they're VERY distressed

Really impressive that Andy Burnham has now voluntarily linked himself to this scandal

Caroline Lucas also voted against it for the same reason

Womp womp. www.officeforstudents.org.uk/news-blog-an...

I’ve now been round the nearest star on this shitty rock 55 times

Lmao, incredible work.

The coveted Russincheshire endorsement has backfired

Taxi for Caroline Lucas

Tom Baldwin doing his best to defend Starmer and sets a couple of impressively low bars for Prime Ministerial success, the second of which Starmer has arguably not cleared anyway

The UK and 45 other countries just agreed a deal to send people to camps, including in Rwanda, overturning the one thing less hostile than the Conservatives on asylum, where they are likely to be trapped indefinitely, or sent to countries they are at risk in. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls

My son slammed the front door in Caroline Lucas's face when he was a toddler

Getting a bit weird now. An unconnected attempted murder? On the same day

It’s going to antagonise some people who might otherwise be sympathetic, but “help a broadly hostile party perform 1 weird trick to *maybe somewhat* dig out of a hole it’s made for itself” is not a good reason to stand aside or do anything. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This man is completely unfit to be Prime Minister and it's a disgrace that he's been in place as long as he has.

Me emerging from my Thames bathing spot:

Just wondering, Simon, is ‘the Birmingham speech’ better known by any other description? I just feel like people may be more familiar if… oh… I’m sure it’s nothing.

Chief snake unimpressed with all this slithering