Elderly upstairs neighbour had a wobble so has been with us while recalibrating. Offered her a stuffed vine leaf, she said "to smoke?"

The stuff happening in South Africa is horrific worry someone is going to get killed and haven’t heard much about it on here

Oh please, let me, the woman who broke lockdown to have a shaggy affair during a pandemic and spent most of my time whining about queers on twitter, back into the party of pissholes.

If the Tories or Reform were installing a prime minister like this the sensibles would be frothing

Oh really, Rosie

The party that expelled Michael Cashman and kept Rosie Duffield

Have quite enjoyed not scrolling bluesky for a few days but back to the posting mill now

Now listening to All Saints with a cool breeze and this is peak

Listening to Frankie Knuckles in a cool breeze, recommend

Five massive jenga chips

Sold a lot of pickled eggs today #protein

Well at least the chiller didn't break on the hottest weekend of the year this time. The broadband did though.

haven’t seen it this pride month yet so reposting rn, gm all

She's a regular, everyone knows her, has her own tankard

Michael Phelps 🏊‍♀️🩲

Catching the breeze after a disturbed night of thunder and lightning

Is this good?

Canterbury Cathedral was actually nice and cool especially the crypt, the bus ride was not

Stats from my local food bank showing a 19% increase in demand from same period last year, didn't put that in your resignation speech did you Keir

Today was excellent @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social

My songwriting partner

The air conditioning in the Co-op sounded like a sinking paddle steamer

Here comes Fun Andy!

Just back from the gym and I look fabulous

Every Blairite ghoul is answering the bat signal now. Purnell is the final boss of lobbying and a Mandelson protege (also the first person who said "do you know who I am?" to me in my old job)

Goose meme who poisoned politics with nationalism

Going to leave a small dish of Benedryl out on the side for friends and visitors

I'm watching I Kissed A Girl and they're all quite sweet apart from the fuckboi who is going to cause chaos

Anyway, time to start agitating about the beer chiller holding up

Worst thing about this place is the mediocre men who have set themselves up as politics explainers while knowing fuck all about it but who are emboldened by the sensible circle jerking

When can we see sad prime minister again? He's ours til September I want a tantrum at least

Ban disposable barbecues, and cars

Anyway, my local bakery:

Thought all the thunder was a dream but I don't dream so despite being quite deaf I was kept awake by all the rumbling

First read that as Maoism

Centrists twisting themselves into pretzels to let it be known they were critical of Starmer, honestly

This has such insane Overlook Hotel, 1921 vibes.

Happy 65th to Jimmy today. Beautiful man.

I just won a box of coffee from a queer roastery in Margate for correctly identifying Hannah Einbinder. Happy Pride #GAY

Trolling South East Water on instagram just to feel something

It's going to be a long summer

Hahaha excellent stuff

hate to hand it to the guardian too much but this is very funny

Another corker from the Economist

Bitch cried

Bet he's got a hangover

Actually putting the telly on for this

I hope he resigns in the third person

Knocked off. Came home to see back door fox with an egg

Doing the stock-take but basically just hanging out in the chilled storage