David Lynch season at the BFI in January is tempting

Day off tomorrow :)

"Gizmo sings" 😭

If I ever hear the phrase "Streeting is Britain's first openly gay Prime Minister" I will throw myself in a volcano

This week in Wes Streeting's Internalised Homophobia Will Kill Us All:

The Labour Party is a cult of ambition. It's the only thing they're sincere about.

That's enough christmas now

Where can I get one of those "No Labour MPs" stickers for my bar? www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...

Our new neighbours are a woman and her 3 yr old. She set up a snowflake light outside that projects on to the side of the building (it's a small block of flats) and every evening before bed she turns it on and brings him out in his dressing gown to look at it 😭

🎄 Just getting my last Xmas cards out there. ✍🏼 Dear cabinet....

From racist migration legislation & normalising racist fascist talking points, to the aiding & abetting of genocide, the rolling back of civil liberties, & the extension of the police state, this Labour government is actively building the infrastructure for fascism. But sure, Polanski is like Farage

This is probably the worst thing I've read in LabourList and that's a hell of an achievement. Also why is he going on about pubs? Not only does he sound like he's never been in one but Labour have been actively awful for pubs.

We’ll probably never again see such a casual, celebratory, & memorable gathering of Jim Henson’s family of characters as is found in 1987’s A MUPPET FAMILY CHRISTMAS…

Played Fairytale of New York at our actual gay wedding

What are the chances the slimy fucker will suddenly want to talk about being neurodivergent

Whether it's a publisher, a university, a radio station, the House of fucking Commons... *every single time* management knew about the predators and at best did nothing but usually actively covered for them. Every time.

To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.

Everybody knew, like *everybody*, so people in a position of responsibility knowingly put women in that position and they should be held to account too.

I have three days off between now and 2026, Christmas day, Boxing day and this monday when I will drink champagne with @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social

Fair to say I am quite tired

Food bank was mad this morning, never seen anything like it. What a damning indictment.

Last food bank shift of the year tomorrow and have already been told how many parcels we're doing, think it's the most in my four years

Just working out if we can pay all the January taxes, but if the govt need it to fight the Russians you can betcha we'll sell the furniture

It’s interesting to see people talking about antisemitism but ignoring the sort of antisemitism Zack Polanski gets for offering a different view

I have too much to do

This is obscene. Why can't other politicians say that? The 25 richest families are collectively $358.7 billion richer than a year ago, with a combined fortune totaling $2.9 trillion.

How about illustrating this with a picture of a kid seeing his dad treat women like shit rather than a kid with a phone.

Grumpiest terf I've ever seen

Two years ago: there need to be trials to provide evidence that these drugs are safe Now: there shouldn't be any trials at all Two years time: actually maybe cis children should have puberty early too Four years time: youth pregnancy is fine actually

Is that Menno? He must spend his whole time harassing people. He did it to us in Canterbury and was so spoiling for a fight

Rosie Duffield and her cohort of bigots are the danger to "gay, vulnerable, neurodivergent kids".

I'd love to go to war, just to come home and pay the old people I've been defending all the money I was paid for defending them for the second home they own that I have to rent from them.

Can't imagine loving any country enough to go to war for it, let alone this shithole

Christmas Quiz done! Over a grand and bags of donations for Canterbury Food Bank and a good time had by all (I have tinnitus)

Canterbury Food Bank is where I volunteer, and when I said demand had increased this year a load of Labour loyalists piled on me.

Mears, Serco, and Clearsprings oversee most asylum accommodation in UK and make huge profits doing so, despite a significant proportion of accommodation being substandard. It isn't people seeking safety costing taxpayers money, it's the firms making profits off of them. www.bbc.com/news/article...

God Streeting is a piece of shit

B has never seen When Harry Met Sally so we're watching that

Wonder how Sharron is, in her cold house

Really no need to keep sharing that tweet esp just to say it's bad :(

Next car on the pavement that I have to step into the road for is getting keyed

Remember when you censored Judith Butler for calling the gender-critical movement fascist? Or when you ran an editorial both sides-ing gender identity reform? Or when you quoted a transphobic hate group as a neutral source? Or when you basically republished one of their press releases verbatim?

Transphobes are a poison. They are miserable, spiteful, and charmless and while I know hate is not particularly fashionable, I absolutely fucking loathe them.

Can't help thinking about all the trauma inflicted and how inevitably that will be under treated and probably passed on

What a depressing day

British Member of Parliament and former Chief of Staff to Prime Minister Theresa May there, circling around a mass casualty event like a vulture to exploit it in service of a rancid reactionary culture war, in case anybody is still wondering how we got here.

We have gender neutral toilets at the bar, we made them like that from the start 10 years ago. Not a single complaint and not a single negative incident.

Stuff about Australian gun laws here: www.news.com.au/national/nsw...