Only 20 tickets left for Pod on the Tyne’s end of season (nearly) podcast mash-up with @tfnufc.bsky.social at @gosforthcivictheatre.co.uk on Monday May 18. Come along, it’ll be a hoot! #NUFC @podonthetyne.bsky.social www.gosforthcivictheatre.co.uk/whats-on/nuf...

⚫️⚪️ Newcastle’s U15s are one of the best in the world right now. 🏆 After lifting the Premier League International Tournament last week, beating Man City in the final, the young Mags have just beaten PSG on penalties to win the Orange Veins Cup Rotterdam today! The future looks bright! ✨ #NUFC

LO, and indeed, L…

It ends 1-1; pretty much a perfect microcosm of the season. Faintest, faintest, hopes of promotion, really hanging by a thread.

90'+1' GOAL!! Finally! Hoof of a ball forward causes problems for Forest and is picked up by Murphy who pulls it back to Nobbs to hammer home from distance. 10 minutes of stoppage time coming, you never know. 1-1 #NUFC #NUFCWomen #NUWFC

1-1!!!!!!!! A great strike from the edge of the box by, guess who... Jordan Nobbs. Ten minutes of injury time. Will be some more as well, as the linesman has gone over his ankle!!

Momentum has faded going into last few minutes. There should be lots of stoppage time, but probably won't be; maybe that's a mercy. We look #cooked #nufc #thelasses™️

Lumsden bright, and we're causing problems now. Would be close to ideal match situation at 0-0, but of course... Forest players dropping like flies and taking ages to get sorted... seems a bit churlish with their season over but they're not interested in handing us a win, which is fair enough.

Haven’t watched loads of #thelasses™️ games this season, but they always seem to take an hour to get going. Lumsden enters the fray. Usually a good sign. 🤞🏻🤞🏻 STILL 1-0 Forest, however. #nufc #wsl2

As if watching Morgan Gautrat denied a golden opportunity from five yards out wasn’t bad enough, we then have to listen to the commentator butcher her name. #gortrort #nufc Still 1-0 Forest.

Newcastle were in charge, but have conceded in rather slapdash fashion. Palace are already ahead against Ipswich. We’re on the brink, here.

Sun behatted at GIS; a must-win game for #TheLassesTM against Forest, who we beat on the opening day when we were hot favourites for the title in #WSL2. That didn't last, obvs, but still an outside chance of promotion 🤞

Kieran Trippier - one of the most important signings in Newcastle’s modern history - to leave the club at the end of the season. #NUFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/717...

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Nice quote. Someone should do a special podcast about the tragic tale that was the 95/96 title race… 👀👀👀👀👀

Too soon

Chris has elaborated on a point he made on our most recent podcast for The Athletic.

Decent hit, in fairness to it.

#nufc Keyboard has a sticky n. Not re-doing it.

Injury time winner for Birmingham against Sunderland in WSL2 and the Blues return to the top of the division. A remarkable tumble for Charlton, and our promotion hill gets steeper. #nunfc #thelasses

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Obviously thrown by the date, but this is real. Bravo, Waugh. www.justgiving.com/page/chriswa...

Just checked on the DR Congo Jamaica stats. Looks like a stinker of a game.

Wow. Elanga World Cup bound, but Tonali and Osula will get the summer off... DR Congo v Jamaica doesn't look like a thriller so far.

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Apologies to all Swedes (with one glaring exception). Happy for Elanga; let's leave it there. Will try not to upset half of Italy by pointing out the dramatic finish to their game.

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A goal for Elanga in Sweden's WC play-off. Will be delighted for him if he makes it to the tournament even if the route his country has taken is laughable.

Podcast on your way this evening on, like, money, and that. Fingers crossed with better words.

Closest Greggs in the league, you'll never sing that

With at least two former Mags. Congratulations to Katie Barker, Jodie Bartle, and co.

Thought it looked spicy.

5 mins added time. 3 and a half of them spent idle while sunderland player got treatment. Ref shocking, but NUFC didn’t adapt or do enough generally. 1-1 at Sunderland wouldn’t usually be too bad but that’s a big blow for promotion hopes. #nufc #thelasses

1-1, Sevenius!!!! Ten mins + added to find a winner. #nufc #thelasses PS can now confirm the ref has a yellow card in her possession

Lumsden #mackemslayer and Sevenius are the cavalry. Feels like it’s coming now, but is it too late? #nufc #thelasses

Newcastle finally building some proper pressure. Unrelated: Sunderland keeper injured.

Both sides getting away with murder here, but overall it would be in our interests if the ref found her yellow card, or at least started giving the odd blatant foul. Need more from black and whites as well, mind. #nufc #thelasses

A series of corners come to nought and we trail at HT. You could say we look the better side, but only real chance fell to the dark side and it was a neat finish. Got to threaten more (with the wind, perhaps?) in part two. Huge 45. #nufc #thelasses

A resolute, abrasive Sunderland performance. Fair to say they are happier with this fragmented game. Not one for the geordie ptsd crew.

Sunderland score… slightly against the run of play, but you know… #doomandgloom

HWTFL #nufc #thelasses

It's derby day! HOWAY THE LASSES! 🙌 #NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen

Night out in Newcastle upon Tyne, photo by Maria Maza, Spanish-born photographer who settled in the city.

Happy non-league day to those who celebrate. Lots of options around Newcastle but none closer than the GIS where there’s been quite a story of late. Sure they’d appreciate your support as they look to finish the job and get up to mid-table.

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This weekend in the #BarclaysWSL2 ✨

That’s properly pathetic.

Day 84 of 365 is underway. There are some very dark clouds heading this way. It’s just nice to be outdoors after 3 consecutive treadmill days. Much needed donations would be most appreciated at www.justgiving.com/page/rungeor...

Today’s our 18th birthday! 🥳 With help from Shola Ameobi, we’re celebrating with exciting news about a charity partnership with NE1 Newcastle Dragon Boat Race. 🐉 Boats sold out fast and please support us on the day (26 Sept) for lots of family fun! sirbobbyrobsonfoundation.org.uk/dragon-boats...

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