Newcastle United don’t play football again until August. youtu.be/C47GV5xFkTg?...

Look, to be perfectly honest with you, of course we want you listen to our podcast that we made, but maybe just enjoy your bank holiday. Best, PotT x pod.fo/e/41e0d4

TV's given out. Some day, today, like.

Even this is rubbish. Spurs shithousing a toothless Everton. Just remembered this is all Aston Villa's fault. Predictably miserable end to what might be the most forgettable season in Premier League history.

Worldie from nowhere. Game over. Gonna watch Spurs - may as well be disappointed by that as well.

Sean Neave gets a Premier League debut 👏. Does that mean 4-4-f-ing 2? Would be a change from 3-5-FFS-2.

Fair to say nobody is putting their mortgage on Wissa and Elanga turning this around for us.

First outing of the year for best flip flops. Snapped the thong bit after about ten minutes. Season can’t end soon enough.

Total reverse of results in the second half please

Football's just going to be rank for another 70 years, isn't it.

Sunderland in Europe. Obvs horrible, but fingers crossed we play them just after they've been to Uzbekistan or similar. See how they like it.

Your Mags at Craven Cottage! ✊

George, later.

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Congratulations to Newcastle's Three Lions (and Elliot Anderson as well). Of course, the selection of Dan Burn is especially satisfying. Disappointing for Lewis Hall but he'll play a good amount of tournament football for England over the course of his career, you'd imagine.

BREAKING: Harry Maguire is NOT INCLUDED in the 2026 England World Cup squad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆

We're proud to share that we will be one of 130 universities & colleges approved to offer new bite sized courses for adults!👏 New Lifelong Learning Entitlement funding will help support adults balancing responsibilities gain a new route into university & college. https://bit.ly/4f3z8fT #WeAreNCL

🔲 PIF open to selling minority stake - are they still committed to #NUFC? 🔍 🔳 Leazes Terrace purchase - & what it means for stadium project 🏟️ 🔲 "Pushing the button" 🔘 🔳 #FFC opportunity? 🛥️ 🎧 New free @podonthetyne.bsky.social w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social & Taylor Payne:

We'll be 11th, then.

Let’s not forget the most important thing here. Southampton (a) is not, currently, in the offing.

Angel of the North, winter, photo by Sally Ann Norman.

A statement from MFC: Middlesbrough Football Club welcomes the outcome of today’s Disciplinary Commission hearing. We believe this sends out a clear message for the future of our game regarding sporting integrity and conduct.

Capping off an incredible debut season in black & white! 🏆 Jordan Nobbs has been named in the WSL 2 Team of the Season! Congratulations, Jordan! 👏 #NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen

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A fun time had by all @gosforthcivictheatre.co.uk w @tfnufc.bsky.social #whycantwealljustgetalon

Worst lecture, ever.

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A nice day…

55 points would’ve been enough for Europe this year, gang.

What a day for it 🏟☀️ #NUFC | #NEWWHU

#NUFC XI vs #WHUFC: Pope; Trippier, Thiaw, Botman, Hall; Guimaraes, Tonali; Barnes, Woltemade, Ramsey; Osula #NEWWHU

🌥️ Sunshine is fighting off clouds (for now) but rain is possible & the temperature should drop before the bizarre 5.30pm Sunday kick-off time. ⌛ ⚫⚪ #NUFC host #WHUFC in their final home game of 25-26 - & Kieran Trippier will get a fond farewell. 👋 #WaughWeatherReport #NEWWHU

His sister played for the Toon an’ all.

A full pint, completely abandoned. #thehorror

Uncanny

🎙️🌑 POTT: Extra Tyne ⚪️🎙️ A special extended interview with Big Dan Burn, talking mental health, a challenging season with #NUFC, Eddie Howe, being a cup winner, not giving up his shirt without a fight, the World Cup and tons more. podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm

Elswick Kids, Newcastle, 1978, photo by Tish Murtha.

🔴 LIVE - #UFCC Match #5437 21‘ - 🇫🇷 Florian Lejeune #ValenciaRayo 0-1 #LaLiga

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Good on them. #ThunArmy

Remembering the late, great Eric Morecambe, who was born 100 Years ago today.

🔲 Howe is planning for #NUFC's "future" - what does that mean? 🔮 🔳 Case-by-case basis, rather than literal catch-all phrase? 🔍 🔲 Gordon going/gone? ➡️ 🔳 Big Dan Burn's important bench chat 🪑🗣️ 🎧 New free midweek @podonthetyne.bsky.social w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social & Taylor Payne: pod.fo/e/414c8f

Wow, that IS late!

Hurts my eyes, looks like Sheldon's Halloween costume 😆

Enjoying the Geordie shouting out at ministers as they enter No 10

Just made it but Happy Birthday to Phil Silvers! Here he is at the races in Newcastle

🔲 Why hasn't this season ended yet? 😫 🔳 Familiar issues 🚨 🔲 Howe's Gordon "future" remarks 👀 🔳 Ramsey & Barnes' positive cameos 🙌 🔲 Woltemade debate ⚖️ 🔳 "Painful" Anderson leveller 😢 🎧 New free @podonthetyne.bsky.social w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social - Matchday for #NFFC 1-1 #NUFC: pod.fo/e/412615

Of course

With Bournemouth’s win at Fulham, our Champions League dream dies.