Osula is top of the mins per goal table after today's game #NUFC

FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES 🕺🏼

Full-time: #NUFC 3-1 #WHUFC Up to 11th with a second-successive home win. Deserved after excellent first half-hour, even if they dropped off in spells afterwards. Osula brace, Woltemade PL goal drought ended, Guimaraes dictated play early on & Trippier's happy farewell. #NEWWHU

Ah Tripps, what a player. One of the best leaders I've ever seen at the club and the one who kick started our transformation. The first step is always the most important, took a brave man to join us in the position we were in. All the best Tripps, we love you. #NUFC

At the gym, if the spa bath is empty, as I get in I hold my arms like C-3PO and say "Thank the maker, this oil bath is going to feel so good". Been doing this for ages, only just noticed the security camera in the corner of the spa area.

Thank you Tripps. #nufc

85: #NUFC subs - Trippier is given a very fond farewell & a standing ovation as he is replaced by Elanga. Wissa comes on for Osula, who also gets an ovation for his brace. #NUFC #NEWWHU #WHUFC

Would take Somerville and Fernandes now that Wham are down

This really is a Thriller from Osula! #nufc

Allergic to the clean sheets

Osula 🐐

3-0. Osula. #NUFC #WHUFC #NEWWHU

What is Souček complaining about?

Seeing a lot of “Howe Should’ve done this earlier in the season…” We played a game every 3 days between end of November & losing to Sunderland at home & it wasn’t much better before that. It’s enough time for travel, recovery & some video analysis, not integrating a striker with anew style #nufc

Thoughts now turning to my upcoming succulent Chinese meal.

Osula 🤝 Memecastle United

Osula now has twice as many premier league goals than the £150m isak in less minutes

Bruno is definitely getting booked

Also, a PSA that this is still 25/26 Newcastle

Where did those saves come from Nick?!?

🐐🐐

Ramsey’s movement is making this all tick. Amazing so far. #nufc

Can’t wait to never see this again

West Ham making us look good!

Big Nick is Back 😎

How has Big Nick made 50 appearances for us already?

It’s back

Handed Arsenal the title and probably ensured the Mackems finish above us. Everton just exist to to piss off everyone else. Hopefully back in relegation bother next season 🤞

Let’s get this out of the way!

BREAKING: Max Verstappen fails to win the Nurburgring 24 Hours. Unfortunately Verstappen forgot his teammates are on the same team as him and leaving his teammates to inherit badly worn parts as they do at Red Bull ultimately led to retirement.

x.com/jim_nauseum2... What Anfield sounds like from the Kop

We won’t talk about the hurling but…. MUNSTER CHAMPS!!!

For one final time in black and white at St, James’ Park

Was wondering how the cousin got a ticket.

Well done Martin O'Neil you managed to somehow sneak a win the last game of the season despite only having a team worth 10x more than everyone else, don't know how you manage it. Must be a genius.

The amount of fat bald fellas with Bobby Sands tattoo that will be happy is what annoys me.

The FA Cup Final programme starts on BBC with a montage of historic FA Cup games. Of course Ronnie Radford was shown but no clip of the actual Cup holders getting knocked out by a non-league team. Funny that eh? #nufc

Uncanny

Fuck Rod Stewart

I just really hate Celtic fans

Ah fuck off

This is a bit like watching us in the last 15 minutes of a game isn’t it?

If needed there’s definitely going to be a week of added time

Well wouldn't you know it, Celtic getting dodgy penalties to help them win the league. What a fucking surprise.

Scottish officials doing everything they can to help Celtic.

No matter how bad today is for you, just remember: at least you’re not the referee at Celtic Park.

OPERATION CHASTISE Remembering the Lancaster crews who 83 years ago tonight took off to destroy the mighty Dams of western Germany, a raid planned in a major part on the intelligence provided by the RAF Reconnaissance crews including Frank Fray who was to take some of the most famous aerial

We can hear them sobbing on Merseyside. Alex Isak their number nine.

Every now and again “Down this road on a summer day in 1944, the soldiers came. Nobody lives here now.” pops into my head and I want to do a rewatch…