The face of pure shenanigans

Steve has been promoted to branch manager for trying his best. Congrats, Steve!!!

I am so freaking pumped that we are getting TWO Tomb Raider games. And, this look in Catalyst. Wow. Exactly what I wanted. Man, I can't wait. Welcome back, Queen. #TombRaider

The Netflix series' second season and these games would give me SO MUCH to write about for @tombraiderhorizons.bsky.social. But I'm going to be strong and not cave in to the urge to do so. 🥲

Too busy today to dwell on the two Tomb Raider trailers. But my first impressions: Legacy of Atlantis - Looks fine but it's basically just TR1 *again*. Hope it's better than Anniversary. Catalyst - Hyped! Finally something actually new and feels tonally in line with the Netflix series.

me waiting to see if you've watched tomb raider season 2 yet

Disney strapping me in to enjoy their latest AI show

New season of the Netflix animated series. A big announcement at The Game Awards. @tombraider.com fans are absolutely going shopping this week. #tombraider #tombraidercosplay

I hope the fans are enjoying this early Croftmas.

TOMB RAIDER: THE LEGEND OF LARA CROFT, starring Hayley Atwell, is back for Season 2. Now playing on Netflix🍿 #TombRaider #LegendofLaraCroft

Managed to squeeze in a few episodes of Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft into my day. 😎 I don't know what the next Tomb Raider game will be like (guess we'll find out tomorrow) but I really hope it's as fun as this new season. 😄

The new season of Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft is now on Netflix. 😎 Unfortunately, I'm going to be super busy for the next couple of days (family visit + Christmas prep) so it might be a while before I'm able to actually watch it all. 🥲

She gotta have this energy going forward 😂

Happy “The Legend of Lara Croft” eve! Because tomorrow will be a busy day for all @tombraider.com fans, I decided to share this fanart celebrating Season 2 today! I watched Season 1 5 times, really excited to see how the series ends! #art #artsky #fanart #digitalart #tombraider #laracroft #trtlolc

What the hell? This is the main reason why we've kept Netflix. 🤨 Leaving to WHERE?

Dutch AI slop. 🤢

The only earned love story in all of Star Trek.

Small water sausage committing finger shenanigans !

"Live"? Yeah, I'm not staying up for this, regardless of whether it's a new game announcement or some shitty Fortnite collab. I did that once YEARS ago (for Rise?) and I was too tired to even enjoy the trailer. Look forward to finding out what it is once I'm awake on the 12th. 😉

Spain aired a split-screen showing scenes of destruction in Gaza alongside Israel’s Eurovision performance, underscoring why the Spanish broadcaster withdrew after the competition refused to allow a vote on excluding Israel. Video: Trita Parsi via X (X: @tparsi, @tparsi.bsky.social)

TODAY, WE CROWN A CHAMPION 👑 #F1 #AbuDhabiGP

broke: theatrical star wars release woke: imax cut of attack of the clones release

It really feels like we all woke up in a twisted version of reality one morning in 2016 and life hasn't been the same since. Because what the absolute fuck is this? Why aren't countries boycotting this fascist-appeasing nonsense? All this to watch some men kicking a ball around?

FIFA World Peace Prize be like -

@martysphotos91.bsky.social Weekend's starting early for Steve and Brad.

Absolutely sums it up. AI is a thief of simple joy and for fucking up cat videos alone every data centre should be burned to the ground and the earth beneath it salted.

Imagine wasting time faking cat hijinks with AI when you could actually just spend time with a cat. Loser behaviour.

It will always be kind of special to me but I'm honestly burnt out on it at the moment. None of the upcoming films appeal to me (so far), most of the series I enjoyed either ended or weren't renewed... and the less I say about the Ahsoka series, the better.

Dutch pull out of Eurovision Song Festival due to Israel www.dutchnews.nl?p=260771

I'll give it a fair chance but I'm about 50/50 on whether I'll end up liking this (or not). It feels a little "young adult" from the trailer and I'm not really into college student angst... but I do want some new Trek to enjoy.

or both (Nog episodes)

Heinous. 738 for, 264 against, and 120 abstentions (as bad as voting for).

🇳🇱 Netherlands not competing in Eurovision. Only right decision from @avrotros.bsky.social

Wasn't planning on watching it (we've been boycotting for the past few years) but good to see some countries have made the morally correct decision to withdraw.

Steve's American cousin?

So... if the live-action series is doing that, does that mean that it follows on from the Netflix series? Or...? Is the Amazon series leading into the new game or spinning off from it? And how interconnected are we talking? Seriously, we just want a new fucking game. 😭

#Andor 💥

Apparently this was my most liked post this year. 😂

You / Y'all / All Y'all Usted / Ustedes / Ustodos

It's best to carry an otter with you at all times.

Red Bull Racing lock in for 2026 🔒 #F1

Another young talent sacrificed at the altar of the Red Bull Gods. 😅 Good luck, Isack!

Feels like the end-state of capitalism isn’t just the politely framed barbarity of colonialism, police state, and racism but the in your face barbarity of out-of-touch mega capitalists insisting that progress is the death of art, and its replacement is a trauma and alienation facsimile machine

🎵 Pete Hegseth's a fucking douche 🎵

Steve loves Christmas. (He's trying his best)