The 2001 live action The Tick series doesn’t get enough credit as one of the better superhero comedies. There are episodes I still think about 25 years later. And it’s on Tubi now!

For real though. They would have accused Dolph of not being “masculine” enough or being too beautiful or whatever, and people STILL treat Helen Slater’s Supergirl as being a lesser product of the Superman franchise. So like, people should relax. And by “people”… come on… you know who.

Here’s my pitch: Star Wars collector rpgs. Part Outlaws, part Pokemon, maybe throw in some artifact hunting to make it really feel like a Lucasfilm thing, add an exploitative organization getting in the way, and boom.

Finally played Star Wars Outlaws for a bit. My only real gripe was the arcade cabinets. They should look more like a Star Wars thing and less 80s Cyberpunk.

“You can’t boo me!”

This stupid sword cup, and the possibility of owning this stupid sword cup, is my anti-drug this week. Step 1: acquire sword cup Step 2: fill with vodka Step 3: shout “by the power of grey goose!”

Okay, who’s the live-action She-Ra? Who looks like the long lost twin of Galitzine’s Adam? And who is her Hordak?

Interesting. If they are featuring Toriyama designs, that makes me wonder how involved he was in the first pass at this game before he died. Anyway, I haven't met a Dragon Quest I didn't like, so I'm on board whatever the case.

Like, the idea of having a friend group you go and do stuff with in a walkable beach town that has an active boardwalk with plenty to do, AND you can somehow afford this place… it’s like a tween power fantasy. It’s no wonder I was into it.

The Weekenders is inescapably Y2K, but it holds up and is surprisingly progressive I remember it being hailed as the show that broke Pokémon’s #1 streak, then Disney trickled out season 2 over four years. An extremely early 2000s fate. Wish it went on longer. Thank you for listening to my podcast.

Guess I’m at the age where getting a notification about your credit limit being randomly increased makes you excited.

Man, I just wish you all would stop using “popcorn film” when what you mean is “I don’t know how to articulate feeling happy and disappointed at the same time.”

When you consider the right-wing equivalent of late night talk shows usually ending because of sexual harassment suits or racial slurs, it's makes it nice to see that Colbert ended with an outpouring of love, even if his cancellation was because of political puppets.

Think of DBZ movies. Each rehashes fan favorite show bits, the plot starts abruptly, and the ending resets things so show canon is, at most, barely affected. And most of them are really cool as long as you love DBZ already. That’s Mando/Grogu. It’s the DBZ: The Dead Zone of Star Wars movies.

Like, I just think getting high is going to be so much more distressing in the future.

What gives me hope here is Christopher McQuarrie. Guy’s good at movies.

It’s weird how many barbarian fantasy shows were on in my childhood. You’d think it would have made me more interested in body building.

I will say this as a definitive non-spoiler positive for The Mandalorian & Grogu: The Search for More Money... The soundtrack is dope. Not since Solo has a Star Wars soundtrack begged more for an EDM remix album.

"Here are the 10 top contenders to be the new James Bond" Drops list of the 10 most boring, obvious fancasts.

People were less animated when the Rock played Hercules. Maybe it's because it was a 2014 movie and bigotry was still something you were supposed to be ashamed of on social media.

One of the coworkers in my zoom meeting is using a screenshot of the planet from the beginning of the first Sonic movie as their background and I don’t think they know it.

They’re just tiny teal nilla wafers. Nothing special. Ah well.

You know what? The two tracks they released today are pretty dang rad. I’ve been on the fence about this movie, but the music is cool and everyone seems like they had a blast making it. Fingers crossed. I want that sword cup regardless.

I got to attend "Star Trek Live" at KSC 15 years ago and even though it was basically just an educational hour-long interactive thing for kids, I loved the idea. Feels WAY overdue.

I feel like this is what we should do with all nostalgia IP before committing to a movie universe. Just weird arena shows with the craziest, most written-by-cocaine premises. If you can't sell a live tour to the Monster Jam crowd, maybe we'll hold off on the movie.

Devil Wears Prada 2: a C, but fun. Almost a superhero movie. MKII: Better than the first, but like… crazy low bar. Fun. Animal Farm: left a free screening. Sheep Detectives: Somehow great? Enjoying the movie year so far. Given what’s going on in reality, I’m really glad.

I don’t think I’ve ever listened to this album. In the story portion I was taken aback by Skeletor’s voice, but nothing could have prepared me for Evil-Lyn’s voice.

Sometimes you nail it so hard you HAVE TO reboot four times.

I wonder if scalpers would be less of a problem if housing was more affordable.

Tickets in the bag. Guess I'm going to my personal hell, Los Angeles, next year. In related news: I'm a FOOL!

Well, a friend has agreed to split the cost of a hotel (or bnb) and car rental with me, so as long as the ticket queue works out, it looks like I'm doing this Celebration LA thing. You know... provided the president doesn't get us all killed first.

It's a good thing I live in a state that feels like a sauna for 11.5 months of the year, or I would be real tempted to buy a really dumb hoodie from Hottopic today. And what would it be for? So I could say "I don't like to feel good, I like to feel evil" in THE garment for saying such a thing?

The Devil Wears Prada 2 is always like one degree away from turning into a shonen anime about fallout in the wake of the death of print media.

Threw some color over these X-Files drawings

May the 4th be with you 🌌

$25. That’s the power of waiting it out and continuing to be miffed at modern LEGO and their opportunistic pricing. I will enjoy making too much noise building this on my lunch break tomorrow.

Pulled a muscle in my lower back doing a very light workout yesterday, and now life is pain. So if you’re wondering what’s waiting for you after 40, there it is.

Went to six shops and a mini convention, got 36 free comics, free random swag, mall food court teriyaki chicken, a random free Pumbaa bucket, and an assortment of merch and comics I bought at every stop (I support small business). A successful Free Comic Book Day.

In 2020 my neighborhood was organizing a social distanced trick-or-treat (IN FLORIDA, no less), and I was brainstorming themes for my table. This was an “off the rails” one that I came across in an old sketchbook today. The bowl of antibacterial goo, I mean. The Shredder costume was a solid idea.

If anyone needs me to steal genetic material from a dinosaur lab, I’m now equipped.

Gonna get to the bottom of which subtype applies to me once I muster the focus to read an article. Unless someone wants to make a clever animation out of it. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

Levity is easier to enjoy when the world isn’t on fire. Gotta say.

Again, trying not to be conspiracy brained, but gutting the voting rights act is definitely something you might want to distract from.

It takes only a few seconds to search presidential assassination attempts to see that this happens during every presidency. What is unique in recent instances is that would-be assassins aren't apprehended sooner. This is a shocking security failing, NOT the return of the Weather Underground.

Not an attack on our president!

The problem with Robin Hood is he’s trying to replace a monarch with a monarch. I love the songs though.

“It’s time to tone down the rhetoric”

The people who might still be alive, the relatives who might not have alienated each other, the protestors who wouldn’t have been maimed by police, the J6 rioters who wouldn’t have been radicalized, the uncorrupted courts… If only we would have abolished the electoral college before 2016.

I saw an ad for a local event in insta that used a stock image of an arcade with some text that HAD to be from a template, and it made me feel kind of good. Like, just the idea that some defiant soul is still out there making banner ads from royalty free templates instead of AI. Warms the heart.