First movie in history to have traversal stutter

I’m not the biggest vinyl wanker on earth but I could *not* miss this Record Store Day banger: a 12-inch single of Peter Gabriel’s ‘Sledgehammer’ with the music video as a zoetrope on the record 😮‍💨

Have such a weird soft spot for this movie. Spring 2013 was the moment I started going to the cinema as often as I could after sixth form and never stopped. Trance, Iron Man 3, Oblivion, Evil Dead, Star Trek Into Darkness…

Met up with my two best mates for a suit fitting, lunch in a pub garden, a walk through town, a pint in a rooftop bar, a walk in the park, an ice cream, and a final pint in a pub overlooking said town. Glorious, just *glorious*.

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Found out the nearby Lidl has a corridor to go out the back way and, uhh, new liminal space just dropped:

Finally framed and hung the poster that will get me shouted at 😌

I’m good, actually!

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Couldn’t afford going to America for this so I went to a screening of the TFA panel and teaser trailer at the (then) Empire Leicester Square.

Call me an affordable bird the way I can be easily bought with a 69

Coming back to Bluesky while images still aren’t loading:

I don't watch SNL but uhhhh Ania Magliano if you are free on Thursday etc.

Leopards dining out on faces tonight

Not sure about this update, lads

How much do you wanna bet they're currently retrofitting an opening crawl onto this thing to try and drum up that opening weekend 'It's a real Star Wars movie!' buzz?

'iT's A rEgIoNaL dIaLeCt!' www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCm6...

Free kit-only queue coming to Marathon from Wednesday sickoshahahayes.png

Pointing out film grain when watching movies, still buying discs, talking sternly to the boy cat when he misbehaves, getting into Steely Dan in my early 30s…

Images emerging from last week’s wedding of me enjoying my first kiwi and lime Old Mout of the year. Flourishing, in my lane, girl who’s going to be okay etc.

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

I said it before & I’ll say it again: EDDINGTON is the one film that addresses this topic head on, extrapolates the consequences to our brains and our society, and all done as useful satire that will only look more correct in the future even if it was (in some cases wilfully) misunderstood in 2025

The current Strait of Hormuz situation does have the energy of a satirical British movie from the 60s where Peter Sellers's performance is praised as "brilliant, but you have to remember that cultural attitudes were a bit different back then."

Hit cozy game PowerWash Simulator has just revealed its latest expansion, set in the festering domain of one of gaming’s more controversial personalities. paletteswap.site/dif...

It's me and my V11 Punch against the world, baybeeeee

Good post day

Re: Ryan Gosling’s character in THE FALL GUY. See also Scarlett Johansson in JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH (“Zora Bennett”) and Mark Wahlberg in TRANSFORMERS 4 and 5 (“Cade Yeager”)

A week of highs and lows

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Today we will be mainly posting pictures of artefacts that look like sweets. 🍬🍫

I think we scrubbed-up pretty well yesterday 😌

I am a man of many contradictions, one of which being that I fucking hate that ‘Shut Up and Dance’ song…but it just came on at a wedding and reminded me of uni clubs ten years ago surrounded by my friends when we thought the future might be good, so of course I welled up like a fucking wetwipe!!

“We didn't receive any messages and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon.”

(UK release dates, fuck you)

Mum and Dad are photosynthesising

Airbnb for the wedding we’re at tomorrow has many great features: a fridge/freezer with one of those crushed ice dispensers, a living room big enough to park a bus in, and most importantly: the cuck bath!

Three years later, none of these films have progressed beyond ‘announced’.

oh that’s gore. that’s gore of my comfort character 💔 #marathon

Watched most of THE DRAMA through my fingers, rocking back and forth. Banger.

Got an email from the BFI about some early release DUNE 3 70mm tickets…four minutes later they’d ALL GONE 🫩

I snuck into this when I was a few months shy of 18. When you're not allowed to watch horror movies as a kid you imagine them to be relentless and bloodthirsty to a degree very few of them actually live up to. This one did.

Gee, I wonder where Arthur is. The master of stealth has eluded me once again.

happy easter

prepsi max son or cock zero daughter?

B-not afraid