Oh, man. First time I saw him was as the creepy headmaster in Doctor Who Series 2, practically picking the scenery out of his teeth. RIP youtu.be/jNXZnOwW-fA?...

Entered with a sponsored kit, killed two teams (one attempting to ambush us!) and a Rook, beat the new Complex boss and exfilled with the goods with seconds to spare. #Marathon

AI is bad everywhere but I find it especially evil that it's being used for a remake of a game that *pioneered* the jump to 3D graphics. Tomb Raider was literally generational and having AI go anywhere near it is shockingly disrespectful

The plaintive morning cry of the Arthur (bastardus maximus)

With Summer Games Fest tomorrow, do we think there'll be any studio head appearances to top this fucking dickhead from last year?

Three decades of looking at it and my brain just *cannot* see the first letter of the Disney logo as anything other than a backwards G. Gisney Walt Gisney Motion Pictures Gisneyland, Paris

Started listening to a preview of John Williams' DISCLOSURE DAY score and within three seconds I was either about to well up or run through a wall. Lad's still got it!

Pahahaha they literally just did the “Focus, M” in the God of War reveal 😭

Why have they “He’s right behind me, isn’t he”-d Rayman?

First run of the Season and I win a 1v3 and instantly go up 6 whole levels, we're SO back.

"Fight For Your Pride" Commission for SpartanKay525 on twitter during Pride Month! #HaloSpotlight

Ah, takes me back to the Corbyn years.

Hunted

heartbreaking day for losers

Moderately excited for State of Play tonight, but mostly for the moments where Charlotte goes "Oooh, this looks interesti-oh never mind, more weeb shit." and goes back to her knitting.

It's his month

Look, I know it seems like I'm revelling in the box office stumbles of TMAG because I've had a petty grudge against the Mandoverse since 2020, or because they haven't made any of the other movies they promised beforehand, or because the direction of LFL frustrates me...and you'd be 100% right!

Just fell to my knees in Tesco

There’s something in the BACKROOMS movie that looks almost *exactly* like something I had nightmares about as a kid. Christ.

One year since my best mate pulled the love of his life with this opening gambit:

There should be weapons on the pitch that the players can pick up and use once, sort of like Mario Kart

Jon Favreau turning up to work on Monday:

Arsenal won the league (??) like two weeks ago, why is every street corner still filled with people in their shoots?? I just wanted to go to the corner shop and it’s Lynx Africa central out here 😭

Absolute legend. Indy and Marion don't walk away arm-in-arm at the end of RAIDERS without her.

The Diarrhoea-AAAA Man has dropped out of Trump's Freedom 250 Concert

Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy

Fortnite-ass image

The sound design in this game is *everything*. While watching over my teammates as they looted a key room, I just barely heard a Med-drone pop, and was 90% sure it wasn't from our own Triage. I was right. #Marathon

Charlotte's at the Marina gig tonight in 26-degree heat so I've filled her favourite bedside cup with fresh water and stuck it in the fridge for when she gets home, and bought cinnamon buns for breakfast tomorrow 😌

it’s awesome that there are two completely separate and largely unrelated video games called Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4

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Fruity 🍉 shirt 🍊 day 🌺

Every time I watch this I have a new favourite bit. Currently it's the horrible gulping sounds.

You’ve made it look fucking cool mind

So, I'm hearing that "Mandalorian & Grogu" is bad, but is it "two robots are bought by a kid who happens to be the son of the bad guy who captured his own daughter who was the robots' owner but none of them are aware of this familial connection and also as a child he built one of the robots" bad?

"Pronouns are Him, He/Him"

God this looks good, I will be *sprinting* home on Tuesday.

Last one

haha it's fine

There is no more genuine display of love than a “YESSSS” text from the gf when I tell her I’ll have pesto pasta on the table when she gets home.

I’m going to be introducing a screening as part of the Nolan retrospective at Lightbox this summer - I’m showing the YouTube clip of Nolan standing behind Brittany Murphy rapping along to Eminem performing “Without Me” at the 2002 MTV Movie Awards, come through!

Not looking forward to the person Night Marsh will turn me into.