Criterion sale ain’t just in the U.S. 🙌

I used some of Charlotte’s cocoa butter lotion this morning and 9 hours later I still smell of Cadbury’s Mini Eggs.

Putting PREDATOR: BADLANDS alongside HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE in the “12-rated movies that would have become my entire personality if I’d seen them at that age” category.

Anyone want anything from the shop?

What the FUCK

I’ve seen this in the cinema 9 times, at 5 different venues, in 4 different formats 🫣

The face of a boy who is being SO clingy and annoying

this must've been so annoying before computers

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Halo Studios looking at that release date and sweating profusely

My hot take is that there is probably a very good movie to be made about Michael Jackson, but it absolutely cannot be officially licensed by the estate.

Not much of a Trek guy but oooooooooooh

The 80s nostalgiawank will continue until morale improves

Jesus I see what you've done for others

Been too long since you all watched this www.youtube.com/watch?v=43j8...

Streets are saying the 12a-rated Predator movie is actually good???

Don’t like that it’s 15c on a November morning. Upsetting to contemplate.

We’re feeding Saph late because she was hiding from the fireworks during normal dinner time, and Arthur (who has already eaten) is outside the kitchen door howling like we’ve abandoned him by the roadside.

This is the fearless journalism Britannia deserves.

May i wake up tomorrow to more dead war criminals and angry billionaires

Okay fellow bi blokes we gotta get those purple numbers way up, embarrassing

found you’re mom at the practice range

recollections #art

Sorry for the selfie spam this week but it’s very rare I find a mirror that can fit in all 6ft4 of me x

So much Dick on the timeline I thought I'd left my alt logged in

Rest in piss

This was such a weird time. Star Wars as a pre-acquisition franchise without any new films threw literally *everything* at the wall: Force Unleashed 2, Detours, endless post-ROTJ books where eveyone's miserable, resurrecting Darth Maul...and Jason Derulo parodies.

The Fast and The Forerunners

Jodie Comer implies the existence of Jodie Faker

Seasonal affective disorder not holding back this year, jesus christ.

dude they've introduced dislikes *just* for your posts because they're so fucking bad

Happy Monday lunchtime from God’s sleepiest spartan

hit da bricks

I can think of like three off the top of my head: "John Turturro, the secret service fella from Transformers" "Bill Paxton, Jeff Tracy in Thunderbirds" "Emily Blunt, the love interest in The Wolfman"

JJ/Rian beef manufacturers found dead in a ditch

wait, what???

Classic Gamer Moment™️

TOP DILFS OF THE YEAR 5 • Oscar Isaac

oh no I'm enjoying ranked again

BUGONIA is so fucking good, you guys

It started as a joke (because between us we have enough brainrot to quote most of Daleks in Manhattan), but I am now trying to convince Charlotte that we should do a Laszlo and Tallulah couples costume for next Halloween.

i can’t believe marina elizabeth catherine dudley-williams, daughter of sir alastair edgcumbe james dudley-williams – 2nd baronet, is in favour of the class system.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

they are FOR SURE fucking

elementary school Halloween parade this morning in which I judge the relative healths of various media franchises

Had the pleasure of meeting Ozymandias, King of Kings, at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to Earth, and VERY funny.

new Florence and The Machine day