Where the fuck did Pochettino get that outfit from?

I've just seen the third Belgian goal. Is Trump the goalkeeper coach?

www.maptap.gg July 7 90👑 99🎯 93🏆 89🎉 91🏆 Final score: 915

Alan Pardew just called "Infantino" and unsuitable character on the radio. I think in layman's terms, this means an utter corrupt cunt

£100m+ for Anderson, Rice and Tonali, wtf is Bellingham worth?

Got to feel for the Scots, another trip to JD sports, for a Norwegian shirt

Henderson booked and stertchered off, some performance

Kane been on the helium?

Im not rich but tyvm

Bedtime

www.maptap.gg July 6 98🎯 94🏅 99🎯 100🎯 83😁 Final score: 939

FIFA announce 3 goals for a pen

Sell the fucker

The Specials now

Sat in the garden listening to The Cure, my better half said they have an iconic love story, and his songs are all about her, and then said if you loved me you'd write a love song about me. Ffs, I offered a limerick,but no, I've got to emulate Lennon and McCartney overnight.

www.maptap.gg July 5 99🎯 99🎯 99🎯 92🏆 98🎯 Final score: 966

Joey Barton having a run out at Wimbledon

www.maptap.gg July 4 100🎯 100🎯 17🤬 87🎓 83😁 Final score: 744 17 for New Orleans, I've been to New Orleans, but when you put your finger on Africa to spin the globe a little to heavily, it can really fuck your score up

The Yanks know how to build a stadium

There's nowt like changing your broadband provider to give you a day of swearing at every fucking device in the bastard house

Tonali £100m and £275k a week! Fuck me

www.maptap.gg July 2 89👑 95🏅 80🌞 89🎉 80✨ Final score: 851 Shite

Tonali, runs around a lot £100m, Mo Farah must be fucking priceless

Kane, what a fucking strike, what a fucking player

If i had £221m to spend Anderson and Rice wouldn't be on my fucking shopping list

Wisa thinking he was shooting towards the Gallowgate, was a godsend

I think Messi might have had a pen there

France look brilliant, but I'm yet to see a better team than Brazil in 1982 that didn't win the World Cup. So can we be the Italy of 82 and fuck France over?

Retirement, heat, sun, garden world cup, I may cut my drinking down next month

www.maptap.gg July 1 100🎯 99🎯 99🎯 87🎉 88🎉 Final score: 922

Gabby Yorath "You couldn't write the script" If I wrote the script, I think I could have written Haaland scores winner

www.maptap.gg June 30 100🎯 76😁 72🫢 87🎉 100🎯 Final score: 881

Lee Dixon has just said the Japan shirt is very similar to the Brazil shirt? Colour blind as well as a boring cunt

www.maptap.gg June 29 100🎯 97🔥 100🎯 81🌟 99🎯 Final score: 937

www.maptap.gg June 28 94🏅 100🎯 100🎯 86🎓 93🏆 Final score: 931

Are the Jockenese out yet?

www.maptap.gg June 27 99🎯 96🔥 96🔥 80✨ 99🎯 Final score: 924

I've got a new foud admiration for those fuckers on "A place in the sun"

I'm going to Hell for this, but I'm too lazy and bedraggled to go and get the correct glass

I think Newcastle should take a look at that Swedish lad, Anthony someone

www.maptap.gg June 26 100🎯 97🔥 95🏅 95🏅 98🔥 Final score: 966

Elon Musk is no longer a trillionaire Still a huge cunt though So swings and roundabouts

No Scotland, no party

www.maptap.gg June 25 97🔥 98🎯 99🎯 92🏆 26❄ Final score: 747 Its safe today I wont be going to Tonga

www.maptap.gg June 24 93🏆 97🔥 100🎯 97🔥 98🔥 Final score: 975

I've always defended Pickford for England, never let them down, saved pens etc, but last night he made Nick Pope look like prime Buffon

Wtf is going at the football, give the cunts a drink, it's like a fucking rave

I've tonight learnt my better half is the reincarnation of Alf Ramsey

I wasn't going to drink today