It is crazy how many properly decent chances we’ve created tonight. Which just annoys me even more that we played in such a kamikaze way in the first half. #nufc

Normal service resumed 😭

Well, everything else tonight has been terrible, but that was a bloody lovely goal by Elanga. Chuffed for the lad. #nufc

This has been so tactically naive, it’s quite painful to watch. I know we had to “have a go” but fucking hell, remember who you’re up against. Oh and Gordon’s just pulled his hamstring. #nufc

"Incredible servant" Jamaal Lascelles leaves #NUFC for Leicester City. www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...

ANTHONYYYYYYYYYYY GORDOONNNNNN!!!!!! 🤩

One of the best actors of her generation. Easily one of the best comedians of all time. As much Catherine O’Hara as we got, it was nowhere near enough.

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The Killer (1989) is coming to 4K UHD and Blu-ray this April from Arrow Video: physicalmedia.news/news/the-kil... #PhysicalMedia #BoutiqueBluray #JohnWoo #TheKiller #4KUHD #Bluray #HongKongCinema #AsianCinema

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Great effort from the lads tonight. That shocking penalty decision clearly rattled them, but they showed real fight to get back into it. Bring on the playoffs. More games…yay 🙃 #nufc

Well, if you had any doubts about the task we’re up against tonight, that farcical bit of officiating should confirm it. #nufc

NICK POPE

“Sideways and backwards, everywhere we go” is the new football ground hit. Supporters are getting sick of risk-averse football that they believe goes nowhere and achieves nothing. inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

No, thanks. How about spending the dosh on some free health screening to catch various conditions early, or going back to teaching creative arts and music in schools, or even financial savviness to kids. Anything but forcing more AI down our gobs.

It’s a reminder of how completely unserious our nation is that we have a live illustration of where this leads in Minnesota and yet everyone pretends a Reform government is just an ok idea.

You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

Logging off for a bit. Have fun arguing with each other 👋 #nufc

Putin pioneered this. No opposition is legitimate. Regular, decent, “ordinary” people cannot possibly be against us because only we represent “the real people.” Tell-tale sign of authoritarianism.

“Now over to St James Park, as we say good afternoon to Gary Taphouse and Don Goodman” #nufc

Burns Night tonight. Followed uncomfortably closely by Smithers Night.

‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

HARVEY MAKES IT THREE!!!! 🏹

😂😂 #nufc

Story: Léa Seydoux joins Mikey Madison in THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH, A24's adaptation of an Edgar Allan Poe story www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

All very predictable. Predictable patterns of play. Predictable struggle against teams that sit deep. Predictable lack of quality away from home. 😐 #nufc

He should not be allowed to commentate on man utd games. That was awful 🤮

I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:

We had a good run 🏆 😔 #nufc

Sometimes this sport makes no sense. I know that decision went our way, but what the hell are we doing here?

Away to Villa #nufc

Another stress free day supporting #nufc

Roy Keane says it on Thursday night. Sky Sports spend all day running it on the yellow ticker yesterday. Now Paul Merson has just compared Howe to Fergie, and said he’s not far away from the man utd job. I’m case you’re wondering what narrative we’ll all be enduring this coming summer? 🙄 #nufc

Started the day with a long overdue rewatch of A History of Violence, and struck again by how brilliant Viggo Mortensen is in this. What a performance. William Hurt’s line reading of “How do you fuck that up” remains a highlight.

Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.

Mrs P bought me this for Christmas. It might just be the most beautiful box set I’ve ever seen 🤩

We're only a week in, sure, but the trailer for A24 and Ian Tuason's buzzy paranormal horror UNDERTONE is the scariest thing we've seen all year. Watch it right here.

Newcastle United is the club Kevin Keegan built. Against Leeds United, Keegan will have loved it, 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙩. Three equalisers and a late winner. This was beamed in direct from the mid-1990s. It was 4-3, but this time, Newcastle won. 📝 @georgecaulkin.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/695...

If there's one way to celebrate Kevin Keegan that's exactly how to do it. Howay the lads! #nufc

I hope that “mind the gap” cunt on twitter is having a terrible night 😂 #nufc