There’s a cool breeze this morning

Picked up the cat from the cattery this morning. He got car sick on the way home and puked all over the inside of his carrier. Back to work tomorrow. Holiday’s over, lads ☹️

Oh my god

Would be good if, even as an aside, blanket coverage of yet another British PM finding the country impossible to govern would mention the enormous, undeniable impact of foreign interference. Richest bloke in the world is actively undermining UK democracy and it's taboo to say so

In the next Batman movie, The Joker is created after being pushed into The Reflecting Pool by the National Guard

Some more holiday spam, hope you don’t mind

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Transfer window has been open for less than a week. Fixtures have just been released. Season doesn’t kick off for another two months, and the #nufc fanbase are already like

Lot of anger on the timeline today. I get it, despite the earlier snarky post. Last summer still rankles. But if you’ve agreed a fee and personal terms, only for a bigger richer rival to come in with a better offer, I’m not sure there’s much more #nufc could have done. Let’s hope he flops.

Waheyyy…. Headloss FC are back for the summer!! #nufc

Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done

Well, that was a fucking ride.

The old IMDb message boards. Like every aspect of online culture it eventually became weird and spiteful and populated largely by dickheads, but for a few years at least it was a great place to chat about films with likeminded folk.

Shame for Tino, but this news will shock no fans of #nufc. Poor lad has been carrying injuries all season. Not calling up Trent as his replacement though, seriously what the fuck??

I say this every year (and yes I know I need to take my own advice!) but try not to get too caught up in the noise. 99% of the time it’s just sad little cunts who are lying for money/attention. Until an actual journalist with credibility reports something…it’s all bullshit. #nufc

Tickets booked for The Odyssey in 70mm 🙌

“Let the oil flow!”

Re: the gossip around Hall. In what world are we selling AG, listening to offers for Tonali and Livramento, AND also selling Hall? I know we’ve got limited confidence in the higher ups at the club, but I’m fairly sure they know that selling all your best players at once isn’t exactly a shrewd move.

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Worst kit in years, no shirt sponsor, and an accidental screengrab of a URL. A truly spectacular launch. Kudos to all involved 🙌 #nufc

Michael Mann’s genre-defining thriller celebrates its 40th anniversary! Newly titled MANHUNTER: THE FINAL CUT, the film returns in a stunning 4K restoration, supervised by Michael Mann, on June 12 at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures followed by June 24 at Il Cinema Ritrovato.

This will go down as a major stain on FIFA and its World Cup before a ball has even been kicked. Infantino has been banging on about the most inclusive World Cup and Africa’s top referee can’t even get into the country. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/08/w...

The Onion didn't fuck around with this one, wow

It’s been in development forever, but a big budget miniseries version of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay would be pretty damn cool.

Nobody told the guy who wrote this that there are other genres of film

Oh man, this one really hurts. Thank you for Giles, and then for decades of playing oily bastards who were nothing like Giles and clearly having a ball with that. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Would be very surprised if we went in for Trafford now after spending £24m on Jaouen. Can't see us going into the season with Pope still as number one either, so will be interesting to see who else we look to bring in. #nufc

u look like u eat sand is a God tier insult

I know there is a much nicer (more expensive) limited edition, but this artwork for the standard version is 🤮

She promptly escaped to the Los Angeles underground where she survives as a soldier of fortune…

Tonight’s film.

It’s been a pretty average few days 🫤 #LastFourWatched

We’re all still so scarred from the events of last summer, seeing a player leave on good terms with a bit of grace and we’re all like 🥰 His farewell interview on the club website is lovely btw #nufc

Been rewatching The X-Files recently, and just got to the episode where Mulder discovers his past life as a civil war soldier, whilst investigating a death cult. A definitive low point thus far.

Can’t believe how much money I’ve just paid to go and watch a pre season friendly #nufc

The premier skill of Eddie Howe is player development. Turning a borderline problem child into a Barca winger, an England regular, and a big profit was not a pre-ordained outcome. #nufc

#nufc doing business early like a grown up club

Hit and miss at times, but overall AG has been a very good player for us. If he ends up at Barca, what a move that is for the lad. I hope he does well. But with everything we know about that club…how the hell can they afford him? I hope we’re not being dicked around… #nufc

Barca making their move for Gordon #nufc

Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped

"You know the film, the one about the fucking wee bear lad, loves immigration and fucking about. The bear, he's got a fucking hat and sandwich up his arse. His parents are middle class cunts. Jam! He fucking loves jam." "Paddington?" "That's the one, right"

Just had to chase a group of magpies from my back garden as they were trying to murder each other. Hard not to view this as nature providing an ominous preview of the #NUFC summer on social media.

Good start #nufc. Now do Bruno and the other Lewis ✍️

Lewis Miley has signed a new six-year contract at Newcastle.✍️

Anyway, thank god it’s over. Now let’s never speak of this season again. #nufc