my grandparents had dementia and one quirk of the disease is that they could all recognize what a set of car keys was but if you gave them the car keys and told them to start a car they really struggled. every time he brags about this test I think about that.

Holy schnikes 👀

my heroes are dead and my enemies are in power

it’s may the 4th 🫡

Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to be better? Also no.

half of the replies on BlueSky read like this

"It’s fine to have a decaying lunatic in charge of planet-destroying weapons as long as he wields them willy-nilly rather than with a disciplined agenda." buff.ly/HJseQK6

is this Moby Dick?

This is where they’re all coming from. You’re welcome. 🤙

The hardest part about being dumb and broke and in your 20s is realizing you’re actually 44

Wayne's World (1992) ████ ████ (1977) 🔉

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

Wait. Lemme put this tinfoil hat on. You’re telling me a report has been flying around about how people under 30 aren’t having kids and now there’s a lack of oil needed to make latex based contraceptives for men? Ok.

May 3, 2000… A legend was born

Perfect optics. 10/10. Go to commercial.

No NOOO nooooo NOOOOOOO

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Weed

Oh nothing, just having a wonderful Saturday night hanging out with the girl cat, listening to Angel by Massive Attack and doing the subwoofer crawl (lol)

Around minute 94 of THE MUPPET MOVIE (1979), during the closing credits, we see Miss Piggy speaking briefly to Janice in the screening room, and the film finally passes the Bechdel Test.

@tinalope.bsky.social are you and Tariq releasing your chicken sammy adventures in any form?

Incredible work. A win for us all!

Kill me where I sit.

Platner clearly has Dem insider support bc his online fans are identical to someone like Gavin Newsom and operate on the same logic even minus the tattoo, mercenary work & fascist pals that'd make him sus- support from establishment dems who'd rather eat glass than shake a socialist's hand? lol

Is Tina Fey from Philly? Sorta, she's a Darby, but Questlove clocked her as no good years ago and I trust that man's instincts

Fr tho everyone in this photo is insufferable

🎶 Cold silence has A tendency to Atrophy any Sense of compassion🎶

Party boy rising

Womp womp

Hi, do you hate being duped into reading what is now an alarming number of AI generated slop sites just trying to get a recipe from Pinterest? Me too! Copy/paste your recipe using ‘just the recipe dot com’

I find it really odd that AI is given human names to humanize them and assigned pronouns as if they think and breathe like humans. Claude, who? Get rekt.

We need a reverse Turing test for stuff like this and if you fail (as Dawkins just has) you can’t touch a computer for the rest of your life

I can't stop thinking about the parody of it (based on a Geo Metro, with a mid-mounted Taurus SHO engine) that a team entered into the 24 Hours of Lemons a few years ago. It's beautiful.

Great credit is due to the Bard College community of undergraduate anti-rape activists—organizing as “Take Back Bard”—who insisted on Bostein’s resignation even in the face of widespread indifference from the faculty and sneering mockery of their efforts in the New York Times. I admire them.

Trump declares the Iran war “terminated” precisely on the 23rd anniversary of Bush’s infamous “Mission Accomplished” speech. (h/t @kdbyproxy.bsky.social)

My great grandma took a weekly test, she eventually couldn’t remember the lion. She also started taking those at 100 years old. So.. for those having a little freak out and scoffing, he will keep “acing” these until the lion is unrecognizable. Bleak.

My phone doesn’t recognize me when I’m taking a big swig of crisssspy Diet Coke.

I have never squeal laughed harder at a @rifftrax.com episode in my life before this one. youtu.be/PiMJW5kZ_Aw?...

McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch https://theonion.com/mccormick-introduces-new-transdermal-gravy-patch/

Yes. Leave me behind. Let me rot.

🗣️🗣️🎶 With music by our side to break the color lines Let's work together to improve our way of life Join voices in protest to social injustice A generation full of courage, come forth with me People of the world today, are we looking for a better way of life? (Sing!)🗣️🎶

I spent some time in college researching AI from a cognitive science angle so it’s funny to me when people compare literally anything to “how a human brain works” because pretty reliably the state-of-the-art there was “we get the micro and the macro but trying to join them is an Eldritch horror”

TECH BRUNCHLORDS: we believe AI has successfully achieved human-level cognition NEUROLOGISTS: okay so your brain is like, imagine if there was a kind of pudding that sang two bars from Semi-Charmed Life whenever somebody nearby was baking cookies, right? we don’t know why it does that

My thoughts today are with Meryl Streep and Martin Short while they navigate a complex time in their relationship. Meryl with her movie releasing today, and Martin just losing his daughter. Be excellent to eachother. ✌️