SPARKLING PEPPERMINT CHOCOLATE MILK. grody.

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

River Bottom Nightmare Band truly set the course to my appreciation of rock music.

Worse blunt rotation on Earth with the most insufferable people. When drugs become corporate like this, it’s time to ring the bells.

Stayed up all night smoking weed and repurposing an old hoodie for the dog. As one does.

Puppy man’s first Christmas with us. He doesn’t seem to care there’s a tree in the house (for now).

Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”

remember, folks,

when there is weird amount of leftover dough, that is when 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗖𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗜𝗘 walks the earth

The best good boy

Look at my proud boy in the new little bow tie I just made him in under 20 minutes.

nostalgia hitting me like a ton of bricks seeing Santa at the macys parade

thinking of her today

MST3K Turkey day marathon you bet

That AC Shadows /AOT thing was lame.

I’m convinced everyone in his circle are totally cool with elder abuse. Because let’s call this shit for what it is. Letting him spout off when flustered as much as he has recently isn’t a character flaw, it’s a hallmark of decline.

it's pretty galling to invite a pathological liar on your show and allow him to slander a fellow female journalist completely unchecked—and then publish it. jacqueline sweet is a damn good reporter who published a lot of major stories about santos. this sucks.

I smoked a marijuana and ate a teriyaki chicken. Fine now.

They didn’t have to be there. Thank YOU Mr. Kelly for speaking power to truth this week.

Ooo tag yourself, I’m ANTIFA.

man this just fucking sucks this never should have happened, they never should have been there

slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse

you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird

i’m so happy for him

delicious death

To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit. All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.

*bong hit

Oaths Of Office, And How Everyone Not Moving To Impeach Trump Is Violating Their Own Until very recently the only member of Congress excused from not having moved to impeach Trump was Rep. Grijalva, because until someone swore her in there was nothing she could officially do. But for everyone else…

Are you still massively against me breaking into your home and stealing all your stuff so I can sell it or have you moved more towards acceptance?

If he’s married to the church… and so is Jesus, he’s sharing his wife. I call big polyamory on that, bud. Polyandry in fact. How progressive

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen

I wish I could see these people in public so I could shame them.

The creator of the original Thomas the Tank Engine mod for Skyrim has now put Thomas in Morrowind, apparently in defiance of legal pressure from Mattel. https://bit.ly/3LZWTsG

And while I’m hear this entire last season has sucked.

the decline and fall of the american republic in two headlines

This alone should be a huge scandal

25% online deals at Kaleafa 👀

Calling it now, I’m in a shit mood. 🤙

Wednesdays that are actually Fridays feel funny.

he's the reason for the season

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Due to the Thanksgiving holiday, today is a Special Edition of Recall Thursday we are calling Recall Wednesday.

theres a little man in my bong. im going to teach him a lesson

SEVEN ELEVENNNN

They don't get that we don't hate that image of a family, we just don't think it's the only version.

nw my favorite thanksgiving movie